He has no idea that I haven't changed a shit diaper in a week10yr ⋅ Irrelevant_muffins ⋅ r/breakingmom
i don't post very often but i really wanted to share my good news with you ladies. =)9yr ⋅ DJStrongThenKill ⋅ r/breakingmom
Cake I made for my daughter's birthday looks like a newborn baby took a shit on it. Remind me to buy her cake next year, please.9yr ⋅ lindsrae ⋅ r/breakingmom
To the warrior momma who had the problem with the douche in the disabled spot at the bus stop10yr ⋅ littlered2 ⋅ r/breakingmom
Thanks for your advice, let me give you my business card... (aka, a present I made for my other mom friends)10yr ⋅ Jaberkaty ⋅ r/breakingmom
Does this teething toy look like hairy balls to anyone else, or is it just me?10yr ⋅ lindsrae ⋅ r/breakingmom
Is it really THAT MUCH HARDER to put your dirty clothes wayyyy over there in the laundry basket? Really?9yr ⋅ miserylovescomputers ⋅ r/breakingmom
For all her faults, my MIL can be very generous. She decided all her children needed one of these...9yr ⋅ not_just_amwac ⋅ r/breakingmom
Sometimes you try to take a sweet selfie because no one else ever takes pictures of you and your baby, and it turns out like this:10yr ⋅ iamequipoised ⋅ r/breakingmom
I got a chuckle every time I went to the bathroom today because Spiderman was being fabulous in there9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/breakingmom
Thought I would participate in the Facebook fun, and thought you lot would appreciate it most9yr ⋅ If-it-isnt-her ⋅ r/breakingmom
My brother in law knows me well. This book should be our bible.10yr ⋅ HorseIsHypnotist ⋅ r/breakingmom
Penthouse suite for my husband's birthday. This is how we party now.10yr ⋅ luckybunnyhop ⋅ r/breakingmom
this was a triple-win: got to go out, drank but didn't over-do it, kid slept in!10yr ⋅ lateralwineshop ⋅ r/breakingmom
Ladies, I present to you the contents of my stocking. The husband, he gets me. Chocolate, lipstick, batteries for my you-know-what and wine stain remover.10yr ⋅ splendyam ⋅ r/breakingmom
29months since getting pregnant and finally back to pre preg weight! I made it! Woo yea!9yr ⋅ Nikita_pit ⋅ r/breakingmom
Called my husband an old, no fun, grump, for not wanting me and the neighbor kids to throw balls at the roof to get a toy down...fuuuucckkk10yr ⋅ lengthlyeyebrowhair ⋅ r/breakingmom
I was trying to describe life with a kid to my childless friend. Here's my best effort.10yr ⋅ tercerero ⋅ r/breakingmom
I'm ready to have my four kids home for the summer now! Changed our pantry doorknob right before they came home...9yr ⋅ wsunaturalist ⋅ r/breakingmom
Did I ever tell you guys what I did with my wedding dress after The Ex and I split?9yr ⋅ wr3ckag3 ⋅ r/breakingmom
Me: All I want to eat is pasta and crackers that don't taste like anything. Woke up from a nap to find this.9yr ⋅ justsomemammal ⋅ r/breakingmom
Beyond broken. Eating in the laundry room because the dog and baby will not leave me alone.9yr ⋅ HKMommy ⋅ r/breakingmom
And this is what happens when I leave the baby alone with SO for an hour and a half FOR A JOB INTERVIEW10yr ⋅ gingenut ⋅ r/breakingmom
Either a Target employee gets us, or I just missed one of you in the diaper aisle.9yr ⋅ The_Broad ⋅ r/breakingmom
Having a toddler makes our brain turn to mush. I heard my good friend yell this to her two-year old while hurriedly trying to think of the word puddle.10yr ⋅ Axora ⋅ r/breakingmom
I let my daughter, for the 1st time ever, colour today. My husband decided to join in. I'm so proud of my big boy :p10yr ⋅ bunny1979 ⋅ r/breakingmom
Spent so much time teaching my just turned 5 year old how to write. This is the first independent letter I have ever received from him.10yr ⋅ CheezeLouise1 ⋅ r/breakingmom
I'm no artist, but I thought you might like my take on boobs after breastfeeding...10yr ⋅ kiyoledah ⋅ r/breakingmom
Behold, laundry mountain! It's all clean and was on the living room floor. But we have company coming over so now it's on the unused bottom bunk bed because I don’t wanna fold it.10yr ⋅ NursingInPublic ⋅ r/breakingmom
Fuck it, I thought it was funny (stolen from /r/ImGoingToHellForThis)10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/breakingmom
Can we just say this is not ok. I was only asleep for 4 hours last night. The sink was empty when I went to bed. Looked like this when I got up.9yr ⋅ SaftySadie ⋅ r/breakingmom
My kid's father's day gift for her dad. I didn't know that was his true profession.9yr ⋅ cait_o ⋅ r/breakingmom
I asked my SO to take out some boxes a wk ago. THIS is where I find them.10yr ⋅ cinnamonn ⋅ r/breakingmom
Screw today. I'm having wine and a microwave dinner while watching Big Bang as the little snores away!9yr ⋅ missmermaid91 ⋅ r/breakingmom
Went out for dinner with my mum, texted SO to ask how the boys were. He told me to check Facebook. Came home to find none of this was false.10yr ⋅ Gday_Slutdog ⋅ r/breakingmom
Update to 'I'm getting a tattoo' - (for those who care, here's the finished product! )9yr ⋅ coonspoon ⋅ r/breakingmom
All the prettiness!! Except I fucked up and grew away my gifters information!! DEAR LADY WHO SENT ME PRETTY THINGS, PLEASE REPLY HERE!!!9yr ⋅ pippx ⋅ r/breakingmom
I love my BroMom gift from /u/greenteaintheam!!! (I am in envy of those who make beautiful crafts!)9yr ⋅ ECU_BSN ⋅ r/breakingmom
I just heard the ice cream truck go down our street (he ALWAYS stalls the truck in front of our house because he knows my toddler goes ape shit till I get him ice cream). But my son is staying at his grandma's for the night. MUAAHAHAHA!10yr ⋅ Axora ⋅ r/breakingmom
Thought y'all might appreciate this series of texts I sent to my late-working husband9yr ⋅ iphany ⋅ r/breakingmom
I was looking through my husband email for something when I found this in his drafts folder. WTF?10yr ⋅ diglettdiddler ⋅ r/breakingmom
These two posts from Breaking Moms showed up in order... I thought it was appropriate.10yr ⋅ llammacheese ⋅ r/breakingmom
Do you know what's fatherfucking awesome?! /u/brmoraisinsdelight is fatherfucking awesome!!9yr ⋅ plasticcastle ⋅ r/breakingmom
I know most of us would love to break every dvd, but this is going to mean so much to him I can't help but be excited.10yr ⋅ Jessiebobessy ⋅ r/breakingmom
My child has started the monsters in my room stage. I made this in hopes I can have my bed back!10yr ⋅ topanga_topanga ⋅ r/breakingmom
My mother's day gift came!!! No name to call this lady out, but hot damn she did an amazing job!!! Thanks a million!!!!9yr ⋅ lookinforabean ⋅ r/breakingmom
