She caused a motherquake measuring 9.9 on the cunter scale with that look2mo ⋅ Deppressed_Buns ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Are you aware that NBA players do not have penetrative sex during a game1yr ⋅ Friendlyalterme ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
😭😭The head cheerleader will be sorry for not going to prom with me when Elon Musk gives me my own robot waifu!!!😭😭5mo ⋅ Icosotc ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Haven’t heard any of this uttered before & I love this for her...10mo ⋅ Miser-Mike ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Everyone has the right to order a pizza without being asked for sex.9mo ⋅ Glad-Dragonfruit-503 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Official above on pulling out ingrown hairs after man left in coma1mo ⋅ Chicken_Spaghedders ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Spend an hour stacking toads and not one of the miserable sods will smile for the camera.1yr ⋅ Sapphic_Philologist ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
“Romantic Karl Marx anime targets new generation of Chinese communists”1yr ⋅ Anthrax9000s ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard is coming for you!!2yr ⋅ Send_vanilla_nudes ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
The bard is the party member who will teach you how to kill god by example (from r/tumblr)3yr ⋅ ANagyKecske ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Ireland is not fucking around with the sealing capability if their doors3yr ⋅ StrangeLama77 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Big Tobacco paid me 15 million scorpion dollars to sting you1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
BREAKING: We have official footage from the Barcelona diarrhea plane8mo ⋅ PM_WORST_FART_STORY ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Titter mockingly at the rube who said he enjoyed the with his fucking mouth3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Big brained babies too stupid to do sick flips from tree branches3yr ⋅ diveonfire ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
“That bean doesn’t have a face but it looks so done with others bean’s shit”9mo ⋅ sunwalknh ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Strategic duck stockpile, send in the ducks, take your pick really.4yr ⋅ Talidel ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
you can take one man's trash to another man's treasure but you can't make it drink.2mo ⋅ kibeoo ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
