She knew immediately he hadn't been vaxxed because his blood was beautiful.1mo ⋅ Deathrider66 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
“There’s a basic human need to stab someone & then have beer & donuts.”2yr ⋅ Garden_hoe69 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
the extinct megafauna progenitor of today's various catgirl species1yr ⋅ Weary-Bookkeeper-225 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Every step we take brings us closer to the gummy beyond all things.1yr ⋅ Sourtimber258 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality. He looks good and he looks hard.8mo ⋅ cowboy_mouth ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Local Man Beats Homosexual Allegations By Grinding On A Metal Pole Freak Style1mo ⋅ big_papa_geek ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
been a longtime lurker on this sub. finally found one that really spoke to me4yr ⋅ wholelottabread ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
An uncontrollable baby who has never missed leg day could kill you with one kick3yr ⋅ Un_FaZed211 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
“Gays are using windmills to waft homosexual mists into your home”5yr ⋅ jackwick23 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Bollock-Faced foghorn of ignorance phenomenal, let me know if it's been posted before.2yr ⋅ Tomww1990 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Life is a tornado and I’m just a cow being spun around for cinematic value3yr ⋅ MLZ_ent ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Wells Fargo has fired its Indian Vice President for urinating on a woman in Air India flight.1yr ⋅ Dragonfire91341 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Furious mother 'squirted her boob' at a woman who told her to move while she was breastfeeding because it was distracting her husband3wk ⋅ antisp1n ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Oil execs dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice to lube up every time they have a wank4yr ⋅ synthgrrl ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
A 'male' humanoid robot was unveiled in Saudi Arabia. It then inappropriately touched a female reporter.1mo ⋅ artie_pdx ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Zero gravity makes human women turn into some kind of unstoppable blood volcano2yr ⋅ cestrumnocturnum ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
