Man tracks down his wife’s rapist, hacks off his penis and EATS it in front of him1yr ⋅ relayyo ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Undifferentiated, incoherent pink slime like chicken nuggets are made of.3yr ⋅ JaOneAndOnly ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Eat the food equivalent of a suicide not every day voluntarily9mo ⋅ orchid_breeder ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Shouldn’t you respect the decision of your hair to leave the territory of your head?1yr ⋅ TFFPrisoner ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Does the frame rate get higher when you step inside a Costco3yr ⋅ Thedepressionoftrees ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Wall people who always have their eyes open don't like us anymore.1yr ⋅ DangerDee007 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
You think you can use a chatGPT word [like Robust] and not think anyone would realize 1mo ⋅ ProExpert1S500 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Curls up in a ball and pisses in own mouth while making direct eye contact1yr ⋅ BuggyKaffir640 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
With my luck, it could be raining titties and I’d still look up and catch a dick2yr ⋅ i_cum_marshmallows ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
those are the holes poked in the container so we can breathe5yr ⋅ BadlyDrawnAnimals ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
This is why we need to dig Freud up and kill him again3yr ⋅ Thedepressionoftrees ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
“This is a 9/11 for intelligent adults like myself who enjoy smartoons”1yr ⋅ makex2601 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
arrested for stealing panties off clothes lines and possession of methamphetamine2yr ⋅ orchid_breeder ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
dont waste yr time on this earth live your life slap some rice4yr ⋅ yosemite78atreddit ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
I don't stop my dogs from having gay sex in my front lawn to piss off my pearl clutching neighbors.1yr ⋅ fractiouscatburglar ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
All that’s left of human civilization is an American flag and a box of cum.3yr ⋅ Daimondz ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
When i was 13 i wrote a story about how legolas fell in love with me and how i went to middle earth and then aragorn also fell in love with me.2yr ⋅ Cat_the_pillar_man ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
I want more overgrown ruins to explore and if I have to make them myself then so be it3yr ⋅ Thedepressionoftrees ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
“Man on hospital bed sends internet into meltdown as he turns out to be a cake”3yr ⋅ Buturrwidnymult ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
