I’m fairly certain if you spent this much money on R&M funkos, you aren’t that intelligent.9mo ⋅ jillnu ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Im glad my ancestors did enough buttstuff the fascists stay away from the symbolism6mo ⋅ phillipgeodesic ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
The world is a banquet of knowledge and each of us has brought a dish to the table9mo ⋅ Reerwerlyzl ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
AI-Generated 'Seinfeld' Show Banned on Twitch After Transphobic Standup Bit1yr ⋅ etruongs7 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Propaganda invented by Big Wife to sell more Eating Pussy1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
he must have had some bad coke and his heart exploded while he was on top of a sex worker whose age isn't relevant.10mo ⋅ orchid_breeder ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Red shirt on the bear, artists beware. If nude he be, you Pooh is free2yr ⋅ gilbeeeerto ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better, or did we just stop with corn?4yr ⋅ ShinigamiDady ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
I didn't know how to explain that fish genetics don't adhere to human gender roles1yr ⋅ SamoanLoot ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
The penis Men are coming now that's an Avengers level TREATH9mo ⋅ Express_Squash9940 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
“”Hitler was a demon on steroids, but he had some pretty good one-liners””1mo ⋅ Kaneki_Yeager ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Never say anything to a penguin that the penguin has not already said to you2yr ⋅ aeradyren ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Man Displays Father's Severed Head in Horrific Video Railing Against Biden, Immigration, 'Far Left Woke Mobs'3mo ⋅ raelianautopsy ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
The Lionsfish is destroying the Florida coast. Now theyre learning to fear the Glock1yr ⋅ FourfoldChange37 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Couples that call each other king and Queen pass out at stop lights on Xanax3yr ⋅ holyredacted ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Amazon and MTA installed Nazi and Imperial Japanese themed train cars10mo ⋅ Anvisaber ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
“Because Joe Hart didn’t clear out the Vampire Dens”...damn it Joe! We were supposed to clear out the vampires before reelection!1yr ⋅ AtlasHatch ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
A spoiled brat bran flakes baby of today, with its GPS glands1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
