Mafia drops ban on homosexuality after discovering mob boss’ son is a fabulous drag queen1yr ⋅ TostiWee ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Does this count or will I be banished to the shadow realm by mods?11mo ⋅ HeskeyThe2nd ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
I guess he’s right, I too wanna see statues of Perry the Platypus outside every government building...1yr ⋅ doff273 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
The Minons didn't work for Hitler cause they were stuck in an ice cave.1yr ⋅ DangerDee007 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
We'll assume that Darth maul has not seen any of the film's in the home alone franchise3yr ⋅ Thedepressionoftrees ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Sorry, can't legally come to work today. I'm the new Batman.2yr ⋅ ArcadeSchoolDropout ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Who had butt plug with boyfriend's ashes inside on their 2022 bingo card?1yr ⋅ thesmartass1 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
it's quick, it's easy and it's free: pouring river water in your socks1yr ⋅ Proteansmack84 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
This is the white community’s crack epidemic unfolding in real time1yr ⋅ GardevoirRose ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Due to Extreme Weather Conditions We No Longer Carry Parmesan Cheese.1yr ⋅ Maniac_Ransacked ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
direct eye contact with the goblin that operates me like a marionette2yr ⋅ Diligent-Extreme9787 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
with one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode1yr ⋅ birb-brib ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
“This is a fucked up and irresponsible amount of cranberry sauce”1yr ⋅ iamveryovertired ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
