“... like a Napoleon-esque leader sitting upon a royal bean bag chair”1yr ⋅ GooseKing-13_ ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
A man who claims his dick is good enough to turn a lesbian straight must logically conclude that dick good enough to turn him gay exists.1yr ⋅ Doffu0000 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Just me and my fat body slipping around covered in oil.1yr ⋅ Sweepingheirloom171 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
jeff bezos can’t become a trillionaire if he gets eaten by a whale4yr ⋅ DevCakes ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
The carcass of god sometimes involuntarily spasms an act of good onto our world5mo ⋅ hot ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
The world is a banquet of knowledge and each of us has brought a dish to the table2yr ⋅ reedless ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
On the last day I’d drown them because then you didn’t have to pay them1yr ⋅ shadowcorp ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
It’s bad when dictionary can’t make sense of what you’re saying either..2yr ⋅ fairylighttwinkle ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Mr mime has a humiliation fetish and ash’s mom totally doms him3yr ⋅ Devioustuna247 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
''I hope food poisoning understands how I work.'' & ''I never met a burger I couldn't eat.''1yr ⋅ ssql_pm ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Elder Norman's Formal Board of Normal Mormon Moral Order1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
