MF did a whole Brock Lesnar German Suplex with her whole vagina out9mo ⋅ Thinshady21 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
He came all over my squishmallows AND gave me a fake number 1mo ⋅ Streaker4TheDead ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
you can take one man's trash to another man's treasure but you can't make it drink.1yr ⋅ sharpie-sapien365247 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
If I get trickshotted by someone and on the mic I hear oink oink I’m making fucking bacon2yr ⋅ FD_God9897 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
brand new sentence and I don’t think my mans took one breath2yr ⋅ Amphibian_Decent ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Did the tales of falling meatballs not weigh on thine conscience?1yr ⋅ AtlasHatch ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Well don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink1yr ⋅ Accomplished_Yam_551 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Gingerbread is as inscrutable and fundamental as carbon. Only we can see the horror.2yr ⋅ tacobellie ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
please welcome 'HP officejet pro 6978 wirelesss all in one instant ink ready printer' to the family!1yr ⋅ Thedepressionoftrees ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
That’s the only thing I’d talk about at thanksgiving dinner.1yr ⋅ _napoleons_baguette ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Millennial culture is knowing that Frankenstein is the scientist3yr ⋅ Thedepressionoftrees ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
a walking mop that looks like it wants to eat styrofoam packing peanuts1yr ⋅ Meowface_the_cat ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
The invisible tentacles of the free market will save the Rich Wet Man11mo ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?3yr ⋅ ThisIsOmeySalvi ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Vancouver's Infamous Knife-Wielding Crow Is Now A Father1yr ⋅ RansackedAlbatross ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
inappropriate sexual tension between bees and humans in his children's film.1yr ⋅ demipolymerase ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
