I don’t follow baseball, but I guess it’s alright,

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All socialist fathers have one lament

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Lightsabers are red, I also like their sound,

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He's on the Cross, but Jesus still grins. Remember kids;

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Roses are red, sunflowers are tall,

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My life is sad I'm always weeping

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Crime rates are up, the park's overrun

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Roses are red, I slept with your mama

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Everything is great, my mental health is fine

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Bohemian Rhapsody is red, don’t fight and cause drama,

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Roses are red, Let me show you my wrath,

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Roses are red, do you play the flute

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Roses are red, alert next of kin,

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Roses are red, I feel a strange sensation

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As the weather gets cooler, I start de-stressin

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Roses are red, chief this ain’t it

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Roses are red, this video is dank

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Roses are red, I think I might buy it

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Roses are red, Meg!

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Roses are red, I'm off the grid

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Roses are red, a Ruby's a gem

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Roses are red, it's a sub-par shop

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Bibles are read, The Covid's in Bristol...

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My girlfriend scares me, she calls herself a ‘dom’

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Roses are red, Kim Jong rules Korea,

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Roses are red, I have a new hook...

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Jellybeans, candy, cola and gum,

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Roses are red, the bar can’t get lower,

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Roses are red, strawberries are fruit

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Roses are red, i have a bad cough

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Democracy in danger, economy in tatters

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Roses are red, you should enjoy life

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the pleather is red, I didn't ride far

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Can I go home, I feel quite queasy

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Roses are red, violets are blue,

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Roses are red, my barber’s name is Cyrus

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Roses are red, I want to be a chef

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I have a nice hat, it cost me a kidney

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roses are red, i have just one query

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Roses are red, I eat steak with a spoon

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What are you doing, this isn’t a charity,

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Stop if you’re able, this one’s a real winner

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I'm a cat, I do purr...

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Roses are red, there’s going to be gore

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It's really a tragedy, the circumstances are dire,

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Roses are red, Jesus didn’t drink lean,

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He stalks his prey, he aims and shoots...

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Roses are good, violets are better, but this fucking book is the...

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Roses are red, I am on a spree

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Roses are red, Whatever will be will be

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Roses are red, His name was NOT Dave...

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Roses are red, this lobster meat’s brown

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Roses are red, are you ready to ride

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Roses are red, I’ve been socially awkward from the start

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Roses are red. I wish that was me

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That yell was quite loud, my ears are ringing

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Roses are red, I need to go potty

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Roses are red, we're out on a bender

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Brand new tattoo, skin still feels raw. What in tarnation?! Howdy,

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I walk into school, people are talking

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Roses are red, kids will one day become adults.

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I have anxiety, in runs in my genes

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Don't feed it bread, it dislikes the yeast

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Roses are red, Teachers Like Stapling,

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Even though she stole my flannel, she was my crutch,

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Stop that right now, please have some class. Read the damn sign;

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Roses are red, The Hooked Captain abuses Smee

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I like my bed, I do not like billing

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Roses are red, I fell in a pit

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

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My name is Tim, I throw trash in the bin

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Roses are red, collectors would kill for this feather

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My home is so small, it could use an expansion,

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Roses are red, my friends keep disappearing

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Karma likes to right wrongs, just give her a chance sir.

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Question is tough, we have to try!

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Roses are red, earth looks like a face,

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Roses are a win, they won by flying...

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Roses are red, but when your lady mistreats ya...

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Roses are red, Get off my lawn

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Roses are red, I was doing Medbay scan!

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Im driving alone, this road goes real far

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Roses are red, I just drank bleach

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Roses are red, there are plenty of hats, I'd like you to meet the

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Burgers are brown, macarons are teal

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Roses are red, I’m in the zone

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Roses are red, hit me with a truck,

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Soymilk is known as Silk

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Roses are red, and red signs are for stopping, should we label them sauces, or call them

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Roses are red, my fist has a blister,

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Woah, we're half way there. Woah-oh...

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The choice is yours, do not groan

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Roses are Red, Freddie Mercury goes eyo

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This is a stick-up, reach for the sky,

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Roses are red, Democratic candidates are plenty

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Today's my birthday, so I'm making a wish

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Sashimi tastes nice, especially with tofu

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Roses are red, I’m fucking grinning,

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Roses are red, orchids are naughty.,

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Roses are red, I'm ready to mingle

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Roses are red, they make my heart melt

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I’m in it for money, my number one reason

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Roses are Red, You drink from a cup

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Before he lets you make piddles

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roses are red, salad is tossed,

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Roses are red, the Bible is real

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Roses are red. I have a hat.

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I draw my sword from its leather sheath.

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I can spill my guts, I can eat a rat

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Roses are red, violets are blue

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His hip hop music is the best, don't understand the hating,

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You'll love my kitten, Let's go to bed

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Roses are red, this card is shit

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I am your dad, my name is Darth Vader

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Where did he come from, where did he go? Where’d he come from

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Roses are red, they probably used staplers

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Roses are red, I own mismatched socks,

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Do you know? Maybe give it a read;

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I'm tired, you're dead meat,

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Orange is nice, my favorite is green

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Roses are red, Don’t be an Urkel, Bring all your friends to the

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Roses are red, my life is in disarray

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Waffles or crepes—which should I order?

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Roses are red, teenagers are edgy

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Ninjas are deft, they strike with precision

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Roses are red, the sky is blue

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When the kids find the hobby you hid from your spouse

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I am forgiving, you don’t have to fear

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The Lysol is gone, no TP in my cart,

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Cats like to meow, Dogs wag their tail,

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Xanax is tasty, I’m going to bed.

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Cow goes bark, dog goes moo

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Open the door, get on the floor

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Roses are red, bananas have a peel. I have no regrets,

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Crows are valued, and pigeons are prized,

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Violets are blue, Roses are red

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Roses are red, I had a nice drink of gasoline,

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Roses are red, puppies are Snuggly

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When I feel lonely, I look up at the stars

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roses are red, the choices are mine

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Roses are nice but in the Land of the Free

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Roses are red, stuff in a can,

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