Roses are red, I once knew an asshole named Greg,

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I prefer my roses to be red, and my mushrooms hallucinogenic,

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My mom makes food, i garnish with chives

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Roses are red, my granddad’s a herder,

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My son is gay, I'm a bit of a whacko

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Did you take a new route, where it that?

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Does this count?

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Roses are red, he goes to the club

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I can’t hear what they say, I don’t care for their gripes

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Roses are red, i like it when it rains

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A true classic.

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Roses are red, I'm not a hero

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Roses are red, Mom says I can't swear

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Roses are red, I just think they're neat

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Youtube recommendations made me watch this now,

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Roses are red, what a surprise,

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Roses are Red, We may have regrets

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Roses are red, This is so blunt

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Roses are red, I’m dying alone

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Roses are red, I’m not too credible.

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It's good to know that Ben Affleck is working,

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Roses are red, I play games a lot

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This hedgehog looks happy, they're living the dream

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Roses are red, I like Tyrannosaurus Rex,

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Roses are red and my worst class is chem

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Lying around all day, doing nothing at last

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The world is scary, I feel like a schmuck

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AirPods got wet, now the music’s all muffled

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Things are ok, but I feel like I'm sinking

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We live and we die, what’s it all for?

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That doesn't look safe, I'll be closing the blinds

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Life is chaotic, down time is sporadic.

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Roses are red, your testimony's wrong

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Roses are red, Candles set the mood,

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Violets are blue, roses are red

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Roses are red, no one can debate it

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Roses are red, light shines through a prism

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Roses are red, I no longer fear death,

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Roses are red, pigeon's a bird

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Roses are red, don’t be a goof

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What's the word, this is absurd

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Roses are red, you deserve to be hit

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roses are red, last night i got trashed

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Roses are red, jewelers make rings

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Roses are vegan, the future is now

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There's blood on the sheets, I must change my bedding

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Peach is thicc, her booty phat

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Roses are red, there's a band on the stage

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Roses are red, and so is my ham-flavored lamb

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I'm a Christian. I wont deny that

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Roses are red, Megan Thee Stallion

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When things take too long, I start to taste bile.

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Roses are red, I like rice and beans

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Roses are red, I used to lift

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Water is yummy, it quenches my thirst

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Roses are red, she sure is all that,

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Roses are red, this is what cats are all about

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Roses are red, I really want a treat

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Roses are red, 69 is my favorite number

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The spring time is here, love is abreast,

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Cows eat grass, I love me some bass

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Roses are red, it's a no-brainier

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Roses are red, violets can wait

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Don't drive too fast, or the car may skid,

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Roses are Red, God was a Jew

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Throughout the long week / I bear a great load / But, Friday night I’m

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In aluminium chloride, some bonds are dative,

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On prohibiting beer, liquor, cider and wine:

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Roses are red, I wish I could rhyme

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Time is short before you grow that bump, let's get married at the

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There isn’t a church, nor is there a steeple

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Roses are red, violets are blue,

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my mom sounds like a witch. it just makes me pout...

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Betty died, we need to grieve

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I have dementia, I lose track of my days. Am I getting fucked or doing a

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The French love their wine, and they love their baguettes, whereas 'Muricans love burgers and fries

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Now that he's free, he's certified our doom

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Roses are red, we live in our huts,

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Roses are red, it's time for me to go

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Last name Norris, first name Chuck

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Teens go to prom, Birds migrate down south

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Roses are red, his name is Tim

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Our lives are so bleak, our horizon feels stale,

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Roses are Red, violets are blue

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My long criminal history is no surprise,

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Some french fries are straight, others are curled,

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Roses are red, Art is my hobby

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Roses are red, fuck Xbox Live

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Roses are red, is this just a dream,

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roses are red

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You say who; I say bruh;

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Roses are red, good luck to your wife;

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There are rocks in space; theyre called asteroids

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Roses are red, this didn’t take long,

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It brings me great sorrow, I'd really love to go, I wish I could hangout tomorrow, but I

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Open your eyes Racoons/And Tanookis of Japan

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Roses are red, achieve all your goals

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Roses are red, I'm an intellectual

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Roses are red, I really want a treat

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If that game backlog's giving you dread,

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This plumber has power; he's ready to flaunt it

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Roses are red, I lost my gator

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Roses are red, I’m covered in wine

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This cat is blessed, divine bestowment. Stand well back,

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Eyes are black, white floof has no curl

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The snow is so lovely, yet you seem so sad

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roses are red, the cat's a reporter

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I have questions, I can't linger

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Haloween sucks, the whole day is a bore

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Roses are red, violets are blue

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Roses are red, Arby's has the meats,

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Roses are red, my favorite gum is Bubble Mint

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Roses are red, I like calippos

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Sights are seen, sounds are heard

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I like little kids, I am the pope

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Roses are red, I'm sat on a chair

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Caught one in the wild

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Some roses can be blue, I like twelve-layer dips

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Roses are red, buckets of piss,

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These smokes are on point. This beer is top-notch.

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It's a large number, way more than two

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Roses are red, i think I'm getting fat

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roses are red, she just sent me a text,

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Tulips can be red, my wife took my son

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now that you mention it, he does look kinda shady

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Roses are red, I am not gay

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roses are red, this mailbox is mine

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My chair‘s made of leather, my blanket’s made of silk,

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Roses are red, I’d like a cannoli,

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Nature is so precious, something to behold

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From birth to death time keeps flowing.

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Roses are red, he got the power like Bill Nye,

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Roses are red, blasphemy is unholy

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Roses are red, I have a heart

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Roses are red, unlike Mike Pence,

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Roses are red, I'll always be there

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Porsches are fast, I’m not infected,

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Roses are red, I weigh more one pound,

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