Thunder strikes as I walk through the door. Too many drinks, got me hitting the floor

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Roses are red, eagles can fly,

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Roses are red, most pigs have trotters,

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Roses are red, Mortal Kombat has Fatality,

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Hello my love, how have you been?

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Roses had the mood, violets had the weeds

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Roses are red, horses eat hay

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When I got off of work and sat to rest my sore feet, I found an article that hit me right in the feels;

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Roses are red, I’m under detection

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Roses are dead, global warming is provable

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Bugs are pests, sweet home Carolina,

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Roses are red, my wallets empty honey,

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Anarchy is cool, That crab’s a real beauty,

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Roses are red, my house is really clean,

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Beef cannot beat

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Some people have money, some people have class,

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The goat which screams like a man. It sounds sublime

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Roses are red, my name is not joe

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Roses are red, you’re in luck!

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Cats at work, just doing their thing. Watch your step,

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Roses are red; Love wants to blossom:

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He thought that he'd made history, he thought that his lead would widen,

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Roses are red, let's bury a treasure.

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I am what I am, fuck all the haters

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Roses are red, cows are called cattle

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Can you make me some ravioli? I’m hungry and want to eat.

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Rose's are Red, I am a Cook

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Roses are red, i'll tell but never kiss

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Roses are red, something just doesn't click,

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Roses are red, football is violent

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Cheetahs are fast, spiders are scary,

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Roses are red, roses are thorny,

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He was kinda thirsty, so I offered him a soda

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Roses are red, as friends we part

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Between ogres and onions, there's little disparity,

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My breath is shallow, my hands are all clammy...

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Roses are red, I play on the grass,

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Wensleydale's lovely, this guy's a schmuck

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No time for joy, join me and weep

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Roses are red, it's always true

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Roses are red, I’m a trendsetter

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Capitalism is bullshit, I want a lobotomy

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Rose's are Red, Lets Go on a Bender.

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For your Christmas present, I got a chestnut roaster

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Roses are red, violets are blind...

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Rose's are red, His name is Peppy, He run so fast because,

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Your wall is staunch, but my truck is stauncher

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Roses are red, I beg your pardon

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Roses are red, I'm sick of your lies,

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Roses are red, I need to go pee

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Made with notes

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I’m so happy these memes are fire 🔥

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Politics are hard, in this country I’m a resident.

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Roses are red, can you lend a hand? I just need to know

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Roses are red, I'm really annoyed

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Roses are red, it's an unfortunate time

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Roses are red, this picture is neat

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Mickey’s a mouse and Bambi’s a deer,

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Roses are red, it's the right thing to do

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Roses are red, is that guy gay?

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Rose's are red, I do what I can to get by,

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Roses are red, Belle loves the beast,

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For full offense, scream and snap:

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Roses are red, we owe God an apology

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T'was a joke about hair, before it all went South...

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Roses are red, I eat lots of fiber,

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Time flies so fast, I just wish I was younger

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Roses are red, I’m gonna sneeze

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Roses are red, I don’t dream,

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Roses are red, data is neat,

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Roses are red, these pants are for yoga,

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2020 was weird, what the hell is Brexit

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When the mods see this I hope they'll let it pass

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Roses are red., she whispered in my ear;

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When I was young, I played in the band

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I just got my tickets, can’t wait for Coachella,

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the song got an update, the horse was replaced

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Roses are red, violets are fine

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Coffee is great, I like this blend.

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Open your eyes, Don't believe lies

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Rose's are red, very neat sticks are

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Roses are red, parents love kids

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Roses are red, I've seen plenty, son; just check my ID

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Roses are red, an apple falls

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Roses are red, this image gives me purity,

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Roses are red, I’m all alone

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Roses are red, I'm doing well...

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At the end of every tunnel there is a light,

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Roses are red, I just raised my happiness bar

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Roses are red, where have you been?

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Don't look ahead, or get overrun...

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A cat in Yemen, was fed by her Miss

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Roses are red, violets are blue

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Everyone is here, the music is popping,

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roses are red, I eat a burrito

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My time is short, I'll make this snappy

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Roses are red, newspapers have editors,

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Roses are red? No, not today.

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This is a battle, there’s no place to hide.

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Roses are red, on mirrors light can reflect

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I'm short of breath, my dad does meth

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Roses are red, pickles are green,

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When the earth starts to shake, we all need a plan

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Look at Megan, she likes to yeet

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Russia is big, sleeping is pleasant,

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I mind my business, keep it chill as can be.

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Carrots are harvested every autumn

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Roses are red, my dad is a bassist

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Food, I need it, kid;

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i've been gaining weight, i need to cut back

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

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Roses are red, my computer brand is dell,

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My car broke down, so pop the hood

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Roses are red, he is not deceased

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Roses and violets, lemon and lime,

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Roses are red, I can’t scratch this itch

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Roses are red, insurance is my specialty,

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Hell has sinners, heaven has saints

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Crayons can color, scissors can cut

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Roses are red, and they are made of glass,

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Great funny

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I live in the mountains, there is a lot of fog,

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Wyoming is a state, water will evaporate

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There's so much text here, matching meter with it is going to be hard - but I'll still try

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I won't betray you, on one condition,

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Roses are red, so says Tommy

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Roses are red, these feathers are long

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you shouldn't be here, you're too naive

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Roses are red, war is a thing

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Roses are red, doctors are clever

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Roses are red, I drink corona with lime

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Roses are red, I’m a trendsetter

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It's raining today, my cat said hell nah,

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Roses are red, no need to shout

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Roses are Red, Hunters are Cowards

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I am worst! Although we all see examples of treason, we’re out of luck.

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Roses are red, I ordered it last,

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People of the world, we are too busy

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Roses are red, I met a girl named Sophia

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Roses are red, and isn’t it grand:

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Roses are red, violets ain't green

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Roses are red, mercury's in thermometers...

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Roses are red, you know it to be true...

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Roses are red, I post here a load

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I have a small car, you're about to get hit

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