The snake was minding his own business...what a wood-pecker...11yr ⋅ iameveryoneelse ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This dick sat up here all morning shitting on people as they walked out10yr ⋅ OneQuarterLife ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This jerk was in my front yard and walked away when I tried asking for advice.10yr ⋅ marathon_penguin ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Wild turkey terrorizing a family and their beloved cat [X-post from Pics]11yr ⋅ n_reineke ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Paybacks are a bitch! My little bro had it out for these birdsbeingdicks.11yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Authoritative dick micro-manages employees (x-post from /r/funny)11yr ⋅ super_sharp_shooter ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
I actually caught this dick browsing /r/firstworldanarchists right before this pic was taken.12yr ⋅ taboo_ ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
I found this crane hanging out near a burger store and bought it a fishmack and it didint want to eat it just poked it a while and then left it5yr ⋅ Tad2003 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Thanks, geese. It's not like we need that road to drive to work, or anything...11yr ⋅ VulvaDisplayOfPower ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Dick birds taking forever at the vending machines (x-post from /r/funny)11yr ⋅ Highest_Koality ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
If you park your car under high-tension lines, these dicks will shit all over it.11yr ⋅ Centropomus ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
r/BirdsBeingDicks could not be a more appropriate subreddit for this shot from Rock-A-Doodle.11yr ⋅ erynosaurus ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
You can't fool me, even by switching the images. That bird's a filthy litterer!11yr ⋅ sscspagftphbpdh17 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This bird is such a dick that he ruined the name of his entire species!10yr ⋅ Magic_Al42 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Dogfight (aerial battle between fighter aircraft) isn't invented but learned from them 😘😍5yr ⋅ SethRollings ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Dicks on a giraffe that is sneezing on a dick (xpost /r/PerfectTiming)9yr ⋅ Renegade_Meister ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
The shite-hawks thought they'd past a visit to my dad's freshly washed car. This took place in under an hour.10yr ⋅ velocityreptar ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This dick just HAD to be the center of attention. [xpost from /r/Unexpected]11yr ⋅ sailthetethys ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Come here you little flying peace of shit (X-Post from /r/AnimalsBeingJerks)7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
These geese terrorize the corporate plaza pond 24/7 blocking traffic, honking at pedestrians. Dicks... (X-Post from /r/animalsbeingjerks) Saw this sub after posting originally, thought it would accurately fit here.9yr ⋅ jxjen ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
They can be dicks to each other too. Like this pelican snacking on a pigeon. Alive.11yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
My pet bird likes to sit on top of our very nice TV and shit everywhere9yr ⋅ mrbuttfist ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
These things thinks it’s totally acceptable to make a nest on my bathroom window.5yr ⋅ WinlanU21 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Look at all of those mean ass birds picking on that poor snake (x-post r/funny)11yr ⋅ festivewalrus ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
x-post from funny, literally entitled: Birds aren't jerks. They're fucking dicks. I don't think they know about you guys.12yr ⋅ alias_impossible ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
That cat isn't even doing anything to you! Leave it alone!12yr ⋅ DigbyChickenZone ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Even the most innocent looking of birds, are in fact massive dicks.11yr ⋅ casswagon ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Dick tries to shut up another bird (xpost /r/PerfectTiming)10yr ⋅ Renegade_Meister ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
I could here him singing but couldn't figure out where he was. He got super pissed when I tried to relieve him of his panty protector duty.11yr ⋅ mangotango1609 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
