Thanks for holding my food, Human! [x-post from /r/AnimalsBeingJerks]9yr ⋅ PM_ME_THE_GIFTCARDS ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Walter White duckling tells dog to stay out of his territory.11yr ⋅ VulvaDisplayOfPower ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Wedding Day can be stressful enough without this dick (xpost r/funny)11yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This dick of a wild turkey traps a woman in her home (xpost r/minneapolis)11yr ⋅ yankeltank ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Asshole Bird being a dick to a family of ducks (x/post from r/animalsbeingjerks)11yr ⋅ 10blast ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Waited almost 20 minutes to get an action shot of this majestic dick. He flew off as soon as I turned away to take a picture of something else.9yr ⋅ MillennialModernMan ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
He won't eat the pieces I take out for him. He has to take mine.11yr ⋅ mangotango1609 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Recently got a bird feeder. Those little assholes must find this funny.9yr ⋅ crayzjoka ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Penguins may not be your typical birds, but they're definitely dicks10yr ⋅ sKru4a ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Alfred Hitchcock thought birds were such dicks, he made a film about them.10yr ⋅ TheMealz ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Bird with bad haircut and worse attitude is still stuck in the 80s11yr ⋅ fullmealdeal ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Leaving the car wash [x-post from /r/Gifs original link in comments]11yr ⋅ My_Private_Life ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
He probably doesn't even need anything from the mall. I bet you he's waiting for his drug dealer. x-post from r/aww11yr ⋅ jessicamshannon ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Enjoying a nice joint? Let me shit on that for you. [x-post /r/trees]11yr ⋅ xnosonx ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
These kids just want to swim but this little shit wants the pool to himself.11yr ⋅ Manimal5 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again10yr ⋅ hotshowerscene ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Bird won't stop annoying person trying to make their morning coffee (x-post from r/funny)11yr ⋅ fullmealdeal ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
I thought you all would enjoy my bird, being a dick. He's my old pet crow, Huey, trying to get at my dad's earring.11yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Conure: It's what's for dinner... if you dicks don't get off my curtains.5yr ⋅ weaponized_glitter ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Giant bird terrorizes seaside village. Look at it stepping all over the ocean like it owns it!10yr ⋅ jessicamshannon ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Female peacock being a dick by not giving a shit about male peacock11yr ⋅ CondorLizard ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Hummingbird stealing water from a thirsty woman in Wyoming during a severe drought in 2012 (x-post from /r/pics)11yr ⋅ iameveryoneelse ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Stealing a seat from a paying customer, what a dick (x-post from r/funny)11yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Toucan Sam mistakes traffic camera for a bowl of Froot Loops.11yr ⋅ VulvaDisplayOfPower ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Sparrow raising a fledgling cowbird that constantly needs food and killed the sparrows babies8yr ⋅ bcramer0515 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Some dickbird decided to add some authenticity to our window decoration.11yr ⋅ Cauchemar89 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
We can guess with some certainty of what's going on here. Being Dicks.10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
The photo captured milliseconds before macaw almost ripped off my doggos lip!!7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Information I've gathered after visiting multiple petting zoos (x-post r/funny)11yr ⋅ XDEC ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Its night here, so am staring you guys to say just good night... Lastly sweet dreams as welll... C u tomorrow.......5yr ⋅ sbraja1989 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
