This Bird Even Made It Into The Papers The Next Day With The Mess They Made6yr ⋅ CeliBear ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
So this this is the face of a cold blooded killer. He murdered his roommate this morning.8yr ⋅ PyroslasherX ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Try to take pictures of the local sights. End up taking pictures of the local dick7yr ⋅ REL93 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Bad ass swan lies in field all day eating grass and chasing people off the side walk7yr ⋅ KoffieAnon ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
He kept flying in the rose bush and i kept stabbing myself to get him6yr ⋅ childofthecreek ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
My company thought they had a break-in last week at one of their stores - turned out to be two ducks that flew in through a window7yr ⋅ bfitzyc ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
My dad loves his pet dove, probably more than me, his son. I let her out of her cage to fly around my house, and I couldn't find her when it was feed time. Almost had a heart attack. She heard me call her name and whistle. Little bitch.9yr ⋅ Trotsky_Not_Snowball ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
My friend just got a baby galah and posted this on Facebook this morning11yr ⋅ whoppo ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
I know your homework is due in an hour but aren't my scratches more important?8yr ⋅ Technatrix ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Thought this bugger was a hat at first, ruined a pretty solid photo.7yr ⋅ Adam14101 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Look at that face. Don't tell me he doesn't know what he's doing. He knows *exactly* what he's doing.8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This little flying rat pooped all over the ATM [x-post from /r/mildlyinfuriating]9yr ⋅ Faywarer ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Mooncake always steals the glasses off my face if I let him get close enough.6yr ⋅ dedlaw1 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This little dick attacks all the windows around the house, all day, every single day.10yr ⋅ GimmeCat ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
