Walked back into my kitchen unexoectedly. Now wondering exactly how long this has been going on6yr ⋅ AussieBird82 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This fell on my head.(still alive) ...What can I do for it to survive6yr ⋅ HannibalBK ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This dick can't get it through his head that there's no room for him with the other birds9yr ⋅ sonorousAssailant ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
$400 in concrete. 2hrs of labour. My friend turned his back for 5 minutes... (x-post from /r/pics)9yr ⋅ hazysummersky ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
The door was closed, so I just decided to crash through your fucking window instead. Hope you don't mind.8yr ⋅ colin_moore ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Someone had to have attention when i was trying to nap so he stuck his tounge up my nose5yr ⋅ childofthecreek ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Does he like any of the expensive treats I bought for him? No he does not. Does he love the strawberry that I grabbed for myself? To the point where he gets cranky when I try to have some myself, yes!6yr ⋅ wretchedmoist ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This little guy decided to ram my window at full speed and crack it, and when I ran up to him he just gave me this look.5yr ⋅ Hammer_Drone64 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
So this little guy fell a longggg from its nest this morning. There must be a million birds in that nest. They’re all dive bombing me every time I go outside. Is there anything I can do to help it?6yr ⋅ slateblu ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
I'M TALKING HERE! just shut up and listen! SHUT UPPPPPPPP AND LISTEN6yr ⋅ notacatinhells ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
The turkeys in my hometown are so notorious, that they make the home page 4 times and need to be relocated5yr ⋅ lexisauras ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This adorable dude landed here, looked at me, then shit on my car6yr ⋅ nachtstiel ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This great gull stole a fish someone had speared and ate it infront of him.5yr ⋅ banana_llama7 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
In response to the wandering bird earlier, i give you this wadling duck6yr ⋅ KERBOLIOUS-THE-5TH ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
A breeding pair of mockingbirds attacking my head at every chance.6yr ⋅ crowtooth69 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Are you shitting me? Oh. Nevermind. [x-post from /r/youseeingthisshit/]7yr ⋅ Weirdsauce ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This fella constantly opened its mouth and hissed at me. No bread for you I guess.6yr ⋅ Lunar_GizMo ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
There's a bird in my dryer. I got its egg out but hes still flapping around like a psycho7yr ⋅ TheStaubMob ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
My bird yoga buddy decided he should join my Dwi Viparita Dhanurasana posture! ;)6yr ⋅ DBSKRVN ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
So.. Did the bunny grow wings and go to heaven? X-post from /r/damnnatureuscary by /u/Rambo_Brit38yr ⋅ fyeah11 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This bird has been hanging out on my front porch for several days.6yr ⋅ g17surgeon ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Northern flicker being a dick to a red-bellied woodpecker. Even T-shirt Owl is horrified at this dick move.6yr ⋅ nursehoneybadger ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Pelican chasing a guy around a gas station parking lot [xpost r/animalsbeingjerks]8yr ⋅ LaTortugaConQueso ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Guy tried to take a photo of his ice cream. Greedy bastard Seagull photobombed it! (X-Post from r/pics)9yr ⋅ Dakaramor ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
I don't think this bird was being a dick. Only service in the military as a sniper would allow him to land a shot through the open window of a moving car.5yr ⋅ YTFatGuyGaming ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
That food smells good. I think I'll try a bite... Xpost /r/funny8yr ⋅ devilsephiroth ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Hungry bird ambushed by other bird masquerading as palm offering food7yr ⋅ theonewhomknocks ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Great white pelicans swallowing Cape gannet chicks whole8yr ⋅ ExperimentalFailures ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
