Post surgery bath cuddles with the Mooscifer. He was sitting on my chest, making an apple mess when he pooed in my armpit and abandoned me.5yr ⋅ CBTango111 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
A chicken trapped my mom's friend for no reason in the slightest. Roosters are jerks nowadays.5yr ⋅ Tavdogg11 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
You have to pay him with kibbles if you want to pass, Wildlife Safari OR.4yr ⋅ Pablitopicatso ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Spot what is wrong with this picture. (I see nothing wrong personally)3yr ⋅ shevchenko7cfc ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
They just agreed on a way to simultaneously break and shit on the window6yr ⋅ marceaupial ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
My friend's neighborhood rafter of wild turkeys have taken to following the mailman around as he walks from house to house, like some kind of avian pied piper. Knowing this makes me super happy. (Moorhead, MN).5yr ⋅ developersfund ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
My friend took this down at the beach the other day... need I say more?6yr ⋅ sophielola_ ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Somebody pointed out that this bird is flipping me off in the picture.6yr ⋅ Sc0rch3d_P0tat03s ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
She likes to only eat from the container and to take a single bite from as many as she can.6yr ⋅ msminnamouse ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Heard a thud outside my living room window, investigated the noise and saw this, lets just say I turned around and walked away6yr ⋅ DarthSisig ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
My poor mother spent two hours trying to get this guy into his nighttime pen but I can’t. Stop. Laughing.6yr ⋅ thajenkmaster ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Can they sit there if they haven’t even purchased anything?5yr ⋅ flightdirector27 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Dick ruined a perfectly good shot of Niagara Falls ... AND it was looking at me like I was the dick7yr ⋅ pbj831 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
These fucks are the guardians of my local Taco Bell that has only one entrance. And they bite.8yr ⋅ Tm23246 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Looks like he’s been hogging all the food. For reference, he is laying down and each window is about 10 inches tall at least.5yr ⋅ garlicdrone ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Bald eagle at the Twins home opener lands on Mariners starting pitcher James Paxtons shoulder6yr ⋅ UnoriginalNickname ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Birds are dicks so much at the botanical gardens they needed a sign.6yr ⋅ VanillaSoyLatte ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
He likes to go in here and pull on my beard. He’s a fussy little guy and squawks if I stop him6yr ⋅ mustangmike331 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Why are there birds in the walls. I hear them everyday, every night. They chirp and chirp and never stop. I have nightmares of guys like this staring at me through walls. No matter how much Advil I take, the headache never goes away. Please help.5yr ⋅ HardcoreGamer- ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Budgie enclosure full of dicks - they swarmed everyone who came in, biting everything in sight6yr ⋅ twizzie22 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Australian Firehawks intentionally spread wildfire to flush out prey5yr ⋅ whatispunk ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Man defends himself against a cassowary's kick: these birds have a five-inch long claw on their feet which they can use to lacerate and gore their enemies, vaguely reminiscent of a velociraptor.6yr ⋅ SeriesOfAdjectives ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
