With so many sons and hidden bastards, everyone had a claim to be the next King2yr ⋅ Limp-Read-7541 ⋅ r/bertstrips
Grover, stop breaking the 4th wall! You’re making everyone uncomfortable!4yr ⋅ HippoTown278 ⋅ r/bertstrips
Unfortunately for Mr. Johnson, Grover still made sure to come by and torment him daily while he was self quarantined at home.4yr ⋅ Sarisongsalt ⋅ r/bertstrips
Even the mafia was impressed with how neatly Elmo took care of things2yr ⋅ PepeIlluminati ⋅ r/bertstrips
Feeling old? The Count did, so he decided to bring back memories of 2000s TV dramas.3yr ⋅ Sagwathecat21 ⋅ r/bertstrips
If anything their device going off would at least dislodge some of the dirt.1yr ⋅ Farseer_Del ⋅ r/bertstrips
Incidentally he didn't care about the results of the election. He hated lack of creativity though3yr ⋅ DatHenson ⋅ r/bertstrips
She was going for Stephanie from Lazytown, but whatever floats your boat, right?1yr ⋅ slippin_park ⋅ r/bertstrips
No sir, Elmo didn't know someone was sitting there. Elmo was too busy cleaning...2yr ⋅ Limp-Read-7541 ⋅ r/bertstrips
Skyrim came out six years ago! SIX years ago, Bert! And they decided to spend their time bringing it to the Switch? Fuck the Switch!7yr ⋅ FimiFlippin ⋅ r/bertstrips
Some of his other triggers include the smell of wonton tacos on a man’s breath4yr ⋅ sweathesmallshit ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert and Ernie sat through three showings in a row, albeit for very different reasons.1yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
He had long already spent all this wealth to torment Mr. Johnson to the point of being on suicide watch.4yr ⋅ Karnigen ⋅ r/bertstrips
They laughed, using their AR-15s to turn their life-rafts into swiss cheese, watching them drown at sea with joy.4yr ⋅ Romboteryx ⋅ r/bertstrips
The temptation for the sensation of aggravation without hesitation on the plantation caused ejaculation.8yr ⋅ MasterBetaClub ⋅ r/bertstrips
A proffesional cleaner is expensive, but paying a dozen hookers for a single night was way off his monthly budget2yr ⋅ Limp-Read-7541 ⋅ r/bertstrips
Ernie feels robbed of the gift of life and wishes he aborted the kidney stone4yr ⋅ dankbob_memepants_ ⋅ r/bertstrips
Oh, nothing, Officer Ernie. Just hanging out with my green hair and beard that I always have...2yr ⋅ Splintartsback ⋅ r/bertstrips
There are so many potential captions here, and I’m not sure if I like any of them2yr ⋅ Jamz64 ⋅ r/bertstrips
Kermit knew he was lying, but he wouldn't mind trying it with certain blubbery animals back at home2yr ⋅ DatHenson ⋅ r/bertstrips
I won't let you sell drugs to the children of Sesame Street, you fucking punk. They get all of their goods from me.4yr ⋅ RecoveringH2OAddict ⋅ r/bertstrips
