Cannibalism hasn't tasted this good since Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman chili.3yr ⋅ JustSomeWeirdBloke ⋅ r/bertstrips
After getting his Bachelors in Wizardry from the University of Phoenix, Bert gives Texas an ultimatum2yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Fun Fact: Big Bird (and his ''actor'') were a few decisions away from exploding in the Challenger shuttle incident.1yr ⋅ Mammoth_Western_2381 ⋅ r/bertstrips
This is the darkest Bertstrip I've ever written, but what is worse is that this happens all the time in the real world.1mo ⋅ This_Living566 ⋅ r/bertstrips
I brought you into this world, I can take you out! -- Your Mom, probably.2yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Ernie was especially impressed by the amount of talent required to catch them after throwing them high up in the air.3yr ⋅ MissusLunafreya ⋅ r/bertstrips
Who'd ya think left the body there? It was the Mexican garbage men!4yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
With the 50th anniversary today I figured it was time to thank these guys for their service4yr ⋅ Libertyboi4Life ⋅ r/bertstrips
Elmo Would Be Framed For The Murders Of Timmy And His Mother Due To His Ethnicity2yr ⋅ OverlySarcasticNormy ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert learned that having the right friends can make all the difference when you're in another country3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
