Ernie always went great lengths to ensure Bert was both in physical and emotional pain1yr ⋅ friendly_aliens ⋅ r/bertstrips
After being locked-down for so long, all they wanted was a nice relaxing movie to watch3yr ⋅ SirQrlBrl ⋅ r/bertstrips
They ain't gonna get paid for letting the chicken cluck out of there1yr ⋅ RemLezarAteMyAss ⋅ r/bertstrips
I know where she lives, you fat blue fuck. How far do you want to test me?!2yr ⋅ MoustacheDude ⋅ r/bertstrips
A rare combo of clean, slightly depressing and fourth wall breaking. Am proud.3yr ⋅ Lots42 ⋅ r/bertstrips
They said everything would be back to normal by the end of June, but July-ied1yr ⋅ starcrescendo ⋅ r/bertstrips
roses are red, water comes in litres, trebuchets can use a counterweight to launch a frog 300 metres2yr ⋅ Obtuse_Mongoose ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert's memory gets blurrier with each bottle of Monte Alban his liver recycles.3yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Fozzie's dad informs him that he's destined to end up as a part time dog walker2yr ⋅ RetrogradeIntellekt ⋅ r/bertstrips
