He was henceforth known as Internal Bleeding Elmo

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This all happened because they asked a question about getting credit.

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The desktop stripper was quite a trick.

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This picture is from Muppet Babies, so it’s fair game.

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Life lessons for the single

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*Shits all over your time*

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The orphans must learn to respect the law.

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Elmo smells Man Flesh

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🎵 C***k, S***k, N****r, D**e, S***w, P***y... 🎵

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RIP

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getting waisted

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Apples

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He wanted bloodshed. Instead, he got noise.

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Grover is being a little handsy today.

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Perhaps we should even add a Statler & Waldorf post flair!

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this would be a journey to remember.

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Elmo no more cuck

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Old McDonald had a farm...

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The mods of wattpad would’ve taken it down, but they were too impressed on the writing of it, despite on how horrible, twisted, and sexually disturbing it was.

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The truth will set him free

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Rocco went in raw anyway

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can hardly barrett

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The street has been going downhill since desegregation...

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Elephants never forget

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elmo has no mouth and he must scream

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Mr Johnson is too old for this

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Thou shalt not make culinary substitutions

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Or maybe he was right?!

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Kermit went too far on this one

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Thank you, Jim.

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“Say it I will, as care I do not”

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🌈 the more you know 🌈

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Isn't it obvious, Bert?

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Hello Dalai

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Bert was a bit overdressed.

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You must understand Bert is a great PE teacher

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Public Service Announcement

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A tragedy, to be sure

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Although they probably didn’t phrase it quite like that

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Guy's Most Dangerous Game

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Never take no personally. Sometimes people tell you no for a reason that has nothing to do with you. You must keep going. - Sofia Vergara

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This Meme is from the Future

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BBBB

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What's the matter, Bird? Too CHICKEN to pay up?

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Time Well Spent

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Tbh, I can’t say I’m surprised that hundreds of weed cat NSFW spawned in less than a week of the trailer’s release

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Always remember to wash the blood off your hands

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An interesting quandary, to be sure

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\_(ツ)_/

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RIP Bert

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Like Dominos falling over

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Me too, Bert. Me. Too.

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Elmo is horny

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five hundred, all his

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crusty

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Bort gets his

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If you don't know what that is, good for you.

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Elmo's come to make an announcement

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death negotiation

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letter of love

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according to all known laws of aviation

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RIP Jerry

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Niamh Sharkey got a report from the police.

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He Had It Coming

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Ernie's weekly prostate exam left him limping once again

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Elmo's first night as a gigolo is less than successful...

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L is for Legal in some States

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Joy ride

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1000 Sheets to Punish your Cheeks

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You wanna hug Radar while I check your temperature?

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Yes, m'lady.

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For Whom the Bell Tolls

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I originally just wanted to make a joke about blowing instruments but the bertstrip you want to make is not always the one you end up with

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Next Episode: Telly Needs Penicillin

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Bort hates bort loves

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Beer goggles baby!

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It wasn't hard.

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How beneath him

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Among countless other atrocities

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prime suspects

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Aaaah! I told you this was a bad idea Bert!

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B is for Bedlam

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Three holes to start, but Elmo's knife could make many more

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Before anyone asks this page is 100% real.

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“That’s what friends are for.”

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Probably shouldn't have done that

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“Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.”

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apple 2 easy

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Oh boy, that is... that is not the usual color.

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Hitchin' a ride

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Too bad the stimulus got delayed, he could've bought 'em all.

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O is for Opioid

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Yes, it is.

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15th level

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It's not every day these come pre-written

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Milk teeth

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Just wash your hands and you'll be fine

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Wholesome Elmo

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Always go out with a bang... he sighed.

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wakka of mass destruction

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Tilt Warning.

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I am so tired of them.

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Self-motivation

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Elmo Says Goodbye 👋👋

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Telly ain’t fooling around

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Justice

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Ernie's dream vacation is ruined

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This happens every Monday Morning...

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Let's try another spot

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And he will be missed

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What if you were the Bertstrip?

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And fuck you for drinking my Clamato, it's not like we can go get more!

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End of days

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An unforeseeable miscalculation

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Waldorf reassures Statler that times may be changing, but rich people don't have to

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Any time now!

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He is horrified at the prospect of war, as his tribe only consists of like 4 people

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“Pulling the trigger is nothing next to my legacy, Ernie.”

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Kinda like kryptonite

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Bert goes to Africa (prt 1)

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But Father Porker, it burns sooooo bad!

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Round Up to Rail Russia

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That, I was the only plane, and Epstein didn't kill himself

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Great moments in Muppet history

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ham on 'ham' violence

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god, he eats like a pig!

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Thou have lived past thine usefulness.

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Today on Bertstrips which may have actually happened

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He found a treasure map on the backside

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A Cognitive Disability

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Once Upon a Time in Saigon

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For the record, it was barometer

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I don't care, I'm a bear!

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We’ll Be Back After These Commercials

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Elmo learns Maria's secret the hard way

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Ernie's insights

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Out an abundance of caution, and brought to you btly the letters NR and A

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Grover marvel crossover

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Why did I model it after something slower than it takes me to get erect?

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IN THE NAME OF GOD!

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He knows where we live

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Comedy should be a higher priority than shock value

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The Lockdown

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You gotta do what you gotta do

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I can’t wait for the new Thor movie

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Do these sorts of crossovers count?

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Elmo isn't racist, but...

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The Quest of who's gonna give it to them

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All Former President Elmo wanted was his phone charger he left under the desk

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I am trying...to read...

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