Did the shaming work?

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He looks healthier in the 2nd picture than he does now

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I still haven't seen it...

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Is Bert Kreischer dying?

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Petition to have this the subs photo

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Recent photo of the family

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Bert looking kinda jacked in Houston

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Bert’s fat guy face move

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Can’t wait for the abuse this big boys gonna get in this years sober October podcast

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Saw The Machine last night... had the Theater to ourselves

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Bruce is looken pretty good!

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The portion on the Venn diagram were hedonistic depravity, perverse morbid obesity & delusional grandiosity converge like Voltron

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Barf Kreasner shit himself on stage, wiped his ass with his shirt and showed the audience last night

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This man is 34 years young 😂 got his body without Bert’s drinking capabilities

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Pick up your issue today!

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It’s over playboy

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The king of middle aged divorcee vacation rock is gone :(

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Finally getting around to watching that Adam Sandler movie

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Finally watching it since its on Netflix

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Last night

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HEYYYY YOU GUYSSS

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I see Mac from 'Mac & Me' in Bert's mass

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Will ‘Fat Astronauts’ get the green-light?

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Shane Gillis going in for the kill at Beer Olympics 2023.

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Last night was incredible. Performed nearly 2 hours. Thanks Bert!

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Fully Loaded @The Gorge

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Easter Egg

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60k ?

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Bert’s Joe List promo

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Water retention.

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All this flipping talk is wrong

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Bert has the same outlook on death as Fry 🤣

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About a year ago Bart and friends came through for some instruction.

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Bark Kreischer

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Currently trying to watch The Machine... Theater forgot to start it

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Detroit show. he was walking from his bus into fox theater, called his name and he came over and pulled the privacy mesh open on the fence so we could get a picture.

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Funny pic of Berf at home

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I know this is a repost but I'm curious if anyone knows when/where the originals were taken.

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I like Bert’s shirt

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Loved Bert in The Sound of Freedom

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Gonna just leave this here.

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Just got back from The Machine

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Bert Theft Auto

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Tampa tonight. all new material and he just keeps getting better. and he played us his new movie trailer that isn't out yet. Tonight was the first time his parents ever saw him perform as well. Glad to have him home for the night.

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Got to hang with the man tonight

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Met Big Boy last night at Red Rocks

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Congrats Bart

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Maybe Bert dodged a bullet 😂

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I'm a basketball card collector. Came across this yesterday at a yard sale. Had to pick it up. Got it for a buck lol.

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Ya never know who you’ll run into at the Yankees game!

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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Randomly ran into the tour bus in Oklahoma.

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Hunt for bird cocktail hat

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My local news promoting Berts show 😂😂😂

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Lookin good Bret !!

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He’s got ties to the Russian Mob, he has the Mantle gene. President Biden, send in The Machine.

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Saw this on the drive to my college today. Wish I could have said hi but I didn't want to camp outside of his hotel.

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The drive in shows really showed him at his best.

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Week 2

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Speedos and knee high moccasins

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Gotta get on the Atkins

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Typed Bert Kreischer in AI and this is what I got haha

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🥰🥰

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You hear Bert's tour bus door close . . . . . .

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Saw Bert at Redrocks! He’s more machine than man now...

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“I feel like fans of Bert would love this movie and people who don't know who he is will likely walk out of the theater.”

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How is someone so big and so small at the same time?

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Recent Machine doodle I did. Hope you all enjoy!

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The Final Stop!

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bert has found his new wife

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Ouch

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Bert Star Wars

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This is idiotic. It's a fkin orphanage, not Garth's page

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After weeks of waiting, finally got my hands on a certified signed copy of ‘Hey Big Boy’ on vinyl!

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RIP Priscilla :(

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Bert's movie on boxofficemojo $

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This is who dissed Bert

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Well what you guys think

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Anyone know where Bert got this Avocado Basketball Hat?

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Watching the machine

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Caption This

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Met the man himself last night and took my first shot with him for my 21st!

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This was a complete commercial ....

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Got invited to an advanced screening of The Machine movie. I’ll let you guys know if it’s a stinker

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Hey Big Boy! You cracked the top 10

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Was great getting to finally see Bert at finally loaded 2023 in Baltimore. I was a little annoyed that Shane did the show before and after but didn’t do Baltimore...I missed out on the young bull ! Least I got to see this drunk lol

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Berty boy spotted in ocean view Norfolk!

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Bert Kreischer is not racist

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Brent looks like he's gonna pass out from flexing so hard.

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Add to the list of : Things Bert needs

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Does anyone know the name of the team of the hat he's wearing?

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I painted Brent Chrystler

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Saw Brit Kegslur a month ago and I'm still reeling about how large he is. Not even about fat, just a genuinely large man.

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Looks like Bert’s new special is coming out on March 17

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I Made A Custom Bert Kreischer Action Figure

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I couldn’t pass up a good roast on a great comedian. I hope you all Can appreciate it too lol

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Give this man everything.

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I think I saw peak Bert, 2017 still doing clubs

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Caught Bert last night! New special is going to murder! Constantly wiping tears from my face!

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The new Bertcast studio is sweet, but who’s the comic they beeped out that went after Shane and Louis CK???

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What's the logo on Bert's hat

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Urgent question

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Became a fan today. Jack with lots of rocks anyone?

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Bert and LeeAnn secret swingers? From Bert's instagram when he arrived back from Serbia.

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Bert is my best friend now.

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Is it viral when your video is posted so many times it makes the mods freak out?

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This is a fitness book, right?

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My fiance almost puked meeting Bert tonight! Lol

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When Bert thought he shat himself!

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What the fuck is their problem?

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DJ impact on timing?

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Bert's New Special

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Anyone else think he looks like Smokey the bear

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Metascore keeps getting lower and lower...

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I think a server posted Bert's receipt. $859 tip... Love This Job! How Do I Quit??

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Bert living in Chad’s head rent free. Calls his Drive-in Tour the ‘Walmart of Comedy’ in the replies.

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Does this mean He’s going to be there

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Does anyone know what brand shoe he’s wearing in the most recent Instagram post?

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I'm to the boy with the hat, I am bearing his child(my hoodie)

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Anyone know what team logo this is?

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Met the Machine tonight. He’s a fucking sweetheart

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Does anyone know the size of this? I got a 11x14 but it doesn’t fit because it’s a little too long

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My sister got me great seats for Christmas! Burnt Chrysler was awesome in Orlando

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Secured the bag boys

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We met THE MACHINE after his awesome show in the ATL!! Great and hilarious guy

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What hat is this?

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Have floor tickets for 10/1 in San Diego if anyone's interested. Think I paid around $300 with fees. Have no desire to go. First person to come through with $100 can have them. Section F row 10. Transfer through AXS.

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Want this hat! Anyone know what this is?

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This is from earlier this year when I saw Bert at the comedy zone. I accidentally stole his shirt. Anyone know if he brought this shirt-theft up anywhere.

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Got to see his new tour last Thursday in Burlington! What a great set, lots of new material and the crowd was roaring the whole time. Ended up with sore cheeks from laughing and a bruised arm from my son hitting me the whole time while laughing...worth it!

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Not bad...

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🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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Two guys watching Bert Kreischer watching them watching Bill Burr

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Bud Light is a strong choice 5 weeks before The Machine premiere.

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About to go down in Durham NC

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Bert? Is that you? 😂

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Indianapolis, amazing show!!

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“Sometimes when my wife’s blowing me, I feel like she’s gagging for the wrong reasons.” - Secret Time.

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Bert is gross

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After hearing H3H3 hasn't aired Bert's episode...

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If Bert and Keanu Reeves had a baby

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Is Bert Fat Again?

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They racist comic is coming to Gotham next week! What a fucking lineup!!

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I see this sort of thing every now and again on Bert’s instagram, can anyone explain to me what it is all about?

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