🎶there’s always lots of fun stuff to do like relax and design a brand new tattoo. Play with my cross-word puzzle book, I’m even learning how to cook... (SPEED!)🎵3yr ⋅ 1c3b3rg ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
I’m making margaritas tonight that are 75% tequila 25% ice. That’s a margarita, right?2yr ⋅ 1c3b3rg ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
Just got news one of my homies died today. Freak accident. I got the feels pretty bad. Press F to pay respects.2yr ⋅ 1c3b3rg ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
Yours is gunna LOSE. I seen ‘em granny shifting and not double clutching like he should!4yr ⋅ 1c3b3rg ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
It's official. Beefy jerks now have their own cryptocurrency. Methcoin can be used to buy shit at Walmart, paying your local dealer and selected prostitutes. Moar news coming soon.3yr ⋅ captainlahey ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
“Uhhhhhhh...... lemme get the apple pie blunt meal you have on the sign...”2yr ⋅ 1c3b3rg ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
Incorrect. Drugs are in fact awesome. So fuck you creepy slave guy and fuck you stoned hotdog3yr ⋅ captainlahey ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
Everyone that’s been a beefy for more than a year automatically gets one of these bad boys3yr ⋅ 1c3b3rg ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
Local gas station is run by bible thumping rightwinged FASCISTS!4yr ⋅ Psychonaut_funtime ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
final trip report-i wanted an arizona tea but i smashed into a tree instead3yr ⋅ _tweakerbell ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
More messages from Doc. Would this be an exorcism or conversion therapy? 🤔3yr ⋅ 1c3b3rg ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
The virus is finally hitting home for me, lads. My local smoke shop closed down and I had to settle for struggle papers.4yr ⋅ 1c3b3rg ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
Meet Paul. He's been hanging around my desk at work for a while. My coworkers were trying to murder him this morning. Saved his life and made him an honorary beefy jerk. Anyone that can make Sarah from accounting squirm like she did deserves BJ status.4yr ⋅ 1c3b3rg ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
I will not rock bottom my peers. I will not rock bottom my peers. I will not...4yr ⋅ 1c3b3rg ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
Have you ever chopped up a big rock and made it into a swastika before aggressively hoovering it up that dirty beak of yours? You're not alone brother. It's perfectly normal.3yr ⋅ captainlahey ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
“Hello young man, you wouldn’t happen to know where I can find the turkeyje—“3yr ⋅ sneakNgeek767 ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
only good thing to come out of me breaking my ankle. oh and the morphine 🤪🤪🤪1yr ⋅ _tweakerbell ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
Every time one of my my stupid friends talks me into a stupid music festival4yr ⋅ 1c3b3rg ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
I told my dad to suck it and that any and every job interview from here on can lick my ass clean. It’s not a fucking phase, dad. Ffs4yr ⋅ dfaiola18 ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
may we rise for our girl u/steviespliffs. she stole this airplane after i got stealing 177 pounds of beefyjerk & threatened to crash it into the wally world. not all hero’s wear capes1yr ⋅ _tweakerbell ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
Friendly reminder to be nice to your Serotonin machines. IDGAF if you stay up for days on end and forget to feed / water yourselves - your animals deserve better.4yr ⋅ 1c3b3rg ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
y’all think you can beat the boss? iont know if i can tbh i be gettin scuured4yr ⋅ _tweakerbell ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
I'm not saying what I did. let me off with a misdemeanor C for public intox when it really could have been a life sentence2yr ⋅ dexthecelestiall ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
David Attenborough: The fledgling BeefyJerkia's economy needs to be bolstered by a grassroots hunter-gather effort. The trade in methamphetamine may not sustain their lifestyle throughout the winter - a chance they are not willing to take.3yr ⋅ 1c3b3rg ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
First post here, just wanna share my sniffy sniff sniffs with my favourite subreddit3yr ⋅ Steinechse ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
Got my jaw all fucked up so imma be boofin my maeng da for a while 🦷3yr ⋅ MUffin_Manfish ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
you walk into your plugs house to suck some dick for a shard and you see this mf-wyd?3yr ⋅ _tweakerbell ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
Wife: ARE YOU BEEFYJERKIN' ON THE TOILET AGAIN? YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE FOREVER!3yr ⋅ 1c3b3rg ⋅ r/BeefyJerk
