These buttrock dudes from my city

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The Handless Organist

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Bruce Willis and the Sex Offenders

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I'm extremely worried for Julie's safety.

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Oh Dave. Why you gotta be so Devastatin'?

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Local metal band that never released a song

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Some OC from my edgy-as-fuck band from about 3 years ago.

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Ride for Revenge. I quite like this one.

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Oh, Svetlana, you God damn tease

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...Don't mention it.

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Behold... The Arctopus

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This Metallica bootleg album

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They've lost a member, but Muddy Hunt is still around!

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Destiny's Step-Child

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These guys take the cake.

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Even his hairline feels good

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This band never fails to keep me laughing

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You tell me you didn't instantly fall for Joyce, I'll call you a filthy lair.

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These guys won't amount to anything unless they get some good band pics.

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Black Death

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Alright guys. Don't forget. Plaid shirts, unbuttoned at the top. And if you can't find a your plaid shirt, wear a cardigan. And don't forget... LOOK MOPEY!

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SLAM DUNK

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Tribal tat, devil sign, soul patch, rocker chick, Diesel clothing. You can almost smell the chlamydia.

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Arcturus

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The Homeless Warehouse Junkies (ft. Ted from How I Met Your Mother)

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Songs to enjoy with your poodle

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My band from high school

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Presented without comment

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Petra Pilz and the incredibly tall women!

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Cloven Hoof

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This band is called Kushinator

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Color Me (really) Bad

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Crimson Glory

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Literally a bad band photo.

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Behold... the Arctopus!

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Twilight Force

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Dimmu Borgir

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90 lb wrench?

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Kris Novoselic's clone brought the idea up: We should take a band photo while we are all farting! And everyone thought it was a great idea, until Blondie sharted in his new Hot Topic bondage pants.

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German Thrash Legends, Tankard.

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Let's play Guess who plays what instrument. Winner gets dick.

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Don't put the fan's level passed 3. Geddy goes airborne when the fan's level goes passed 3.

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Local emocore band posted this on Facebook after their show got cancelled

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Nothing shopped here.

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Looking off in the distance

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Sound Barrier

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Tankard

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The Dope Sessions - Non-Conformists

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Something tells me she’d smell it before they whipped them out.

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Violent Femmes

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Insanity Stew. Also featured on r/crappymusic

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Black-metal pioneers Celtic-Frost in their infamous glam period

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These guys are actually pretty big... (Mastodon)

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ART OF ANARCHY

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This is subtle. A good example of how one small, stupid idea makes everyone look like an idiot

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Everyone’s favorite local hardcore-scene sensation is back with another great group shot.

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Circa 1975

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The last thing you want to see while hiking solo through the forest.

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I present to you, the 1975 Scorpions.

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We hath arriveth. Prepareth thine anus.

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A pretty bonkers band photo

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Tetes Demembrees De Noel to all of you

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Revenge (Florida)

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Stone Vengeance

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Hot Chick and the Blurries

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Swedish Matthew McConaughey and Kurt Angle

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Various Metal-Guy O-Faces

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Same guys, new band (backstory in comments)

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This gem from 1982...and to think he's still a national superstar

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[BP]'An Accident From Outer Space'

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Tankard

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Local Band: Honest Thieves

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First post

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early Alice in Chains: Layne Staley

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Not The Libertines

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The guy on the left gives me the feeling that he does self-actualization affirmations in the mirror a lot.

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I'm pretty sure that that's the John Connor's ginger friend from Terminator 2.

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Acid?

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Tim Skold, pre-KMFDM and Marilyn Manson (2nd from the left)

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One-hour long practices, four hours in front of mirrors.

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Todd had mastered pooping about twenty yards away from the Appalachian Trail to not attract bears as he came in the final stretch into Georgia. Unfortunately this was the first time an unseen voice offered help.

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still more goth than you

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Not a full band, but here's the bassist of Carpathian Forest.

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Kim Dot Com: Good Times

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The drummer would give his right arm to take back his “lets get perms!” suggestion at the last band meeting.

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Put some clothes on.

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