Venus is opposing Pluto. All your dead lovers come back to haunt you. You’re welcome.1yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Interpretation help!!! Rice in 7th house — does that mean an early marriage??2yr ⋅ Kirkatoid92 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Can anyone help me read my chart? I don’t know why I can’t make sense of this.3yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Since we can't have fists fights due to corona this will have to suffice3yr ⋅ extraposer ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
we are within the DESIGNATED BULL PERIOD! Please educate yourselves about this SLOW SIGN3yr ⋅ fishpost ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Are we all hating on Libras because they're so ravishing and Venusian, while the rest of you are unsightly monsters? Is there more to it?2yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
I’ve started using AssWhole Houses. Everything resonates now and my predictions are 100% accurate. You’re welcome.1yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
welcome BACK to my guided self-help MEDITATION ON zodiac astrology! This TODAY, learn about V I R G O (latin for W O M A N). The only gendered in the ZODIAC!3yr ⋅ fishpost ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Where did the gay go? It is with heavy heart that I announce we have been disqualified from this year’s Best Gay Astrology Satire Subreddit Competition for, brace yourselves, lack of gayness. Can we gay it up a bit, guys?2yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Guys omg do you think my fiance and I are karmic twin flame soulmates? Look at our Pluto conjuct Pluto 😍😍😍 Anyone have experience with this aspect?3yr ⋅ unapologeticastro ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
My Scorpio season self portrait feeling liberated as I transform through yet another transformative transformation3yr ⋅ millymichelle ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
HELLO ASTROLOGUES! I have returned, following PREVENTABLE illness. Our largest planet the sun, will ENTER the sign of the twins soon!!!3yr ⋅ fishpost ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
I painted Saturn pink. Thought advancedastrology was a proper subreddit to advertise my work. Enjoy!2yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
If Astrology Isn’t Real then why do all scorpio risings look like this?3yr ⋅ naishoi ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
*******AQUARIUS AESTHETIC ******** -LeT me know if u like, I can do all signs!!3yr ⋅ TARANTELLAMARMELLATA ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Do Not Even Look at This If You’re Not an Advanced Astrologer: This Shit Will Blow Your Mind. It’s got everything: Ourobouros, glyphs you’ve never seen, skulls, a fucking drunk devil railing at a preacher man, latin shit. 😱😵💫👹3yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
As a Scorpio, this speaks to me on a deep, profound level.3yr ⋅ justendinflames ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Look buddy it's either we talk about my daddy issues or we can talk about my scorpio rising, ya dig?3yr ⋅ MyUnicornIsJudging ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Chart Shapes. What is the significance of this shape I found in my chart? What does it mean?3yr ⋅ chapstickninja ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
This is a picture of my boyfriend. He’s such a Pisces ho, and can NEVER stop trying to guilt-trip me. He’s all like, “I literally died for you.” and I’m just like, “Bitch, you say that to everyone. Ain’t gonna work on me.”❤️❤️❤️3yr ⋅ demotecontrol ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Can a dog be a Capricorn Rising and Leo rising at the same time?3yr ⋅ MontiMont ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Is my chart interesting? What stands out? Do I have a sexual/magnetic aura about me?3yr ⋅ LinhardtHevring ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Since my Capricorn art was so popular, here's a Gemini piece I made.3yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Saturn blessing his ✨ starseeds ✨ He’s not all bad like u mean TradBois say !!!3yr ⋅ SomeArcher77 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Dear Chat-group authoritarians, since r/astrology has passed away, I propose we open up our group to the millions of smart astro-enthusiasts who now have nowhere to post their Am-I-Doomedisms? What say?3yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
The Moon is in Batn al-Hut: good for marriage, bizness, farming and complaining. Bad for Health.3yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
I tried to explain to OP that it's not our faults we're such Assholes. Astrology is all about dodging accountability after all, right?3yr ⋅ brik94 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
This picture captures the essence of every sign perfectly.3yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Happy Pisces Season! Here's my art post no one asked for that advertises my paid services. Check out my etsy guys!3yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Archie’s Uranian Self-Love Tips: harness the energy of Mercury in Gemini to change ur gross “thoughts” into MY (much nicer) think shapes ♥3yr ⋅ SomeArcher77 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
WHEN the inner screaming doesnt SEEM to stop, you can always consult an AIR SIGN - such as LIBRA3yr ⋅ fishpost ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Fellas, I’m Uranus Dominant. No lie. But I don’t identify that way. I’d prefer to be Sun-Dominant but with no Leo garbage. Is this allowed? Whom do I pay?3yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Like most Capricorns, I'm going to use work as an excuse for why I didn't post this on time. Anyway, in honor of Capricorn season, here's my Capricorn art! I did this for you guys and I hope you cold hearted psychos appreciate my hard work at least a little. Happy Capricorn season!3yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Here's a picture of the Full Moon in Cancer taken by the best camera money can buy. Appreciate my art post nobody asked for. I also sell my art on etsy and am a paid photographer. Teehee3yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
As December 24th draws closer, and we gradually stop telling ourselves that things are going to “get better” and “return to ‘normal’”, I bid you, my fellow delusionalists, a Happy Late Fall and Pre-Saturn-Fucking-Square-Goddamned-Uranus Eve.2yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Me and my boyfriend's synastry chart. Are we compatible astrologically? I don't actually want an honest opinion. I just want you to tell me how great we are together even though there are 30+ red flags I'm ignoring.3yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
PLZ SOMEONE ANALYZE MY SYNASTRY WITH THIS PERSON I JUST WENT ON A DATE WITH 5 MINUTES AGO3yr ⋅ vieforme0303 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
dear Pisces/Libra, hang in there! be the best trash you can be!3yr ⋅ millymichelle ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
client came to me with this RARE configuration . is this person being fingered by God?3yr ⋅ millymichelle ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
New Evidence Suggests That Traditional Rulership Is Erroneous: It Appears Jupiter Rules Libra, the Moon Rules Leo and Mercury is Delirious in Aquarius. Astrologers in Basements Everywhere Astonished, Upset — Vow Revenge.3yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Happy Aries Season! Here's my amazing artwork to start it off. If it's still technically Pisces season, I just don't have the patience to wait any longer.3yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
With doctors overwhelmingly scheduling Caesarians, are we now scientifically able to stop people from being born during Detrimental periods? Like when Venus is in Scorpio etc? Maybe that’s too much to ask for slow-moving planets, but maybe we can stop Moons in Capricorn from happening?2yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Happy Aries Season!! I'm going to use that as an excuse to talk about ME and my art. Check out my etsy.2yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Depending on what you believe, the antichrist is clearly a Cancer/ Virgo since Christ is a Capricorn/ Pisces. This is of course fact based on actual astrological research2yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Happy Leo Season! Lions are just big cats so here you go! My monthly masterpiece. If you haven't bought my art yet, why? I'm obviously the best if I have to advertise on every astro reddit.3yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
IT IS MY SEASON NOW!! SO CAN YOU READ MY CHART FOR FREE?? I WONT PAY YOU BUT CANT YOU GIVE IT TO ME AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT!? I WONT EVEN ASK YOU A SPECIFIC QUESTION, OR MAKE IT EASY SINCE THERES TOO MANY ASPECTS, I JUST WANT YOU TO READ IT TOP FROM BOTTOM AND GIVE ME A WHOLE ASS ESSAY ABOUT IT!! tia3yr ⋅ kiersten25 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Proof that astrology is a hoax: it says “mutable”, but have you ever gotten a Gemini, Virgo or Sag to shut the hell up?!3yr ⋅ extraposer ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Here’s my chart. I know it’s not in wheel form but it’s about wheels and pizza is my favorite food anyway and sometimes when I’m really high I FEEL like a pizza. So does that mean I have Jupiter conjunct my pepperoni? My pants are getting tight3yr ⋅ Kirkatoid92 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Since apparently r/astrologymemes requires memes to be fact-bases now, I'm going to repost this meme here.2yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Astrologycirclejerk Voted Top Gay Reddit Astrology Sub Satire Sub By Own Followers — Pictured, The Boys Hard At Work3yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Scorpo is like an iceburg (NOT A SWAMP) u only see the tip of us 😉😜 but we're sooo much deeper 🕳3yr ⋅ Ice-SheathedArcology ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
I think I look cute here. Anyone wanna guess my big three for funsies?? Teehee3yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Vedic Unveil: This week you married Betty White. Thank you all for being a friend and have a safe and happy New Year.2yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
I found this post on r/astrology and now I’m curious... it’s true for me as I’m an air dominant with a few sprinkles of water in my chart, and I personally cannot stand being on earth or on fire. Wondering if this amazing theory holds true for any of you guys too?... We may be on to something here!3yr ⋅ kiersten25 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Snapshot of the glorious heavens during the recent aquarius stellium when moon joined the party3yr ⋅ auroradaydream ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Help I'm having a huge stellium consisting of Juno in the 6ths house, Jupiter in the 8th, Saturn in the 9th, all aligned with Sirius, Polaris and Andromeda. What does this mean?!!!!!3yr ⋅ extraposer ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
This is my friend's chart. What do you think? I could Google this myself but I would rather give you guys her full name, birth date, city and general life path. I mean, I like her, but not enough to stop myself from putting her private info up online without her consent! Xoxo3yr ⋅ LinhardtHevring ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Happy Virgo Season! I'm so blessed by what this community has given me so I'm sharing my Virgo art here with you all for free! Check out my etsy for more! I do personalized art and readings. Thank you so much2yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
The realest pic I've seen! Sun Sign generalizations are so accurate and there's no personal bias whatsoever.3yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Someone requested a Libra drawing so here you go! I take requests if you want me to draw your sign.3yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Taurus is the sign of the Bully. All peaceful and dewy-eyed until you order the wrong pizza, then it's suddenly WWIII. Rights removed.3yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
I'm a bitch... I feel like a bitch... I interact like a bitch... I think like a bitch... I value like a bitch... I act like a bitch... But I grow like a hoe...3yr ⋅ catcmo ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
I found this amazing post about Moon signs on Tumblr... So accurate, hihi. Hope you enjoy reading it!3yr ⋅ catcmo ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
There is no wrong way to do astrology: so I've replaced all the signs with Scorpio!3yr ⋅ Ice-SheathedArcology ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Can u guess my rising sign and planets in my 1st? Should b pretty obvious3yr ⋅ millymichelle ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Are you telling me my Christian safe space has been contaminated all along??3yr ⋅ Growlithe99 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
This is what happens when you don’t sext your Aries lover more often....good puns and critical thinking skills3yr ⋅ Kwanado ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
21/12 conjunction happens and I stumble upon this. Justice for every feline-kin who doesn’t identify with the narrow sapient-centric astrology.3yr ⋅ extraposer ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
I made my own natal chart template, feel free to use. Printable A4. PDF in comments :)3yr ⋅ Dajork ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
TIL talking about a transit is the same as asking people to read your natal chart3yr ⋅ Ice-SheathedArcology ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
According to Vedic astrology, I'm an Aries Sun. Here's my artwork for Aries. I don't care if I'm using this sub for personal gain. Let's talk about me and how great my artwork is.3yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Me and Chris Brennan Sinastry Chart: A Case of Study (More on Comments)2yr ⋅ redianne ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Oof, talk about Aquarius rising with Leo Mercury in action...3yr ⋅ SomeArcher77 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Hi guys, I didn't check that asking for reading is against the rules, and even if I did I'd ignore it because it's all about me, but is this person my soul mate?3yr ⋅ Ice-SheathedArcology ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
When Capricorn and Gemini are business partners? Or is it Leo energy?1yr ⋅ i-self ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
it’s only been 2 hours since the rules were lifted and they’re already outjerking us3yr ⋅ maybeserendipity ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
What part of my chart indicates that I have absolutely massive badonkers? Like, not just your average dobonhonkeros, but I'm packing some massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers. Giant bonkhonagahoogs.3yr ⋅ mariava777 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Gaze, I Fucked Up. I Told A Client that November was Surefire Going to be a Spiritgasm of Good Fortune and New Beginnings, and Sort of Told Him It Would be Opportune To Open His Restaurant — Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiich Is Costing Him, Uh, Everything. Now He’s Blaming Me. I Tried Blaming Mercury Any Advice?3yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Vedic Unveil: This week you became a part of the royal family and married Queen Elizabeth herself! She's also still alive. You're welcome.2yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Guess My Rising! Hint: I’m shy but also too much and it rhymes with Crappy Corn3yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Attn: Virgos. I have found your Reddit nirvana — r/oddlysatisfying . You’re welcome.3yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
In honor of Aquarius Season here's my art. The water bearer who is known for being an alien, different from others and quite weird. I'll take my payments through Venmo.2yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
I know so many of you are struggling right now on so many levels, and true insight is so hard to find. This is my contribution to your well being.3yr ⋅ extraposer ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
The unforeseen consequence of the 21/12 conjunction: the zodiac will transition into their newfound furry selves3yr ⋅ extraposer ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Tomorrow’s Sabian Symbol is: A marathon runner rounding the final bend craps his pants to much applause. Should I break up with your mother?3yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Fact:Taurus will upvote anything comparing them to cows. This picture is you Taurus, now I'll take my upvote thankx3yr ⋅ Ice-SheathedArcology ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Omg. I'm a Taurus woman and this is so true. Does this resonate with anyone else here?3yr ⋅ WeirdScience420 ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
Is my Sun in the Tenth stronger than, say the Moon in the Tenth of the man who stole my wife? And if so, what does that strength get me? Thanks, gurus.3yr ⋅ Hard-Number ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
What is my cat’s sign? Considering throwing him away if we aren’t comcatible.3yr ⋅ millymichelle ⋅ r/Astrologycirclejerk
