Nice n tight industries first experimental female shaped tourniquet3yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
do you ever wonder why flavored spit really tastes so good, and why banks are the ones to provide it?1yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
When the robots makes us all slaves, i hope they include this feature. GRASS1yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
Dont her eyes just make you panic that you are late for pyramid building?2yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
Thats the face you make when you have a paper due tomorrow but you know you are going to fail, so why bother. its 11 pm.1yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
If Warshaw wasnt a pokemon, it should be. They would make a great hockey team.1yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
Lets lick tongues so they wont know im smuggling a kilo of coke in my hair2yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
You show me a dollar, and I will show you what magnetic cheese tastes like2yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
Cyber hacking is the one way i know people still care about what i have to say1yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
Part of the plastic shortage is because of my uncontrollable urge to eat all the plastic bags1yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
I just want to grab them like a bowling ball and roll em down the ship. Hopefully the pins are a bunch of dicks.1yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
Why do you think dragon cum would be the same as human cum? I bet it burns.2yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
They say when a woman hears a baby crying, if she can make milk, she will. So i set my phone ringer to babys crying and walk around the mall calling myself and looking for the women that panic. Thats my next bang appointment.1yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
Thats why girls take so many baths. Its how they drink. Through the butt.2yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
Garbage bags full of butter are the closest thing to sleeping on a bed of tits2yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
The bit of toothpaste that comes out of the toaster strudel after you bite it.9mo ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
Man who lost his arm to lava smugly refuses to tell us what it feels like.9mo ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
Look at how clean my underwear is! ITS LIKE IM NOT HUMAN! LOOK AT MY CLEANLINESS! CAN YOU EAT OFF THIS??2yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
They say hentai shows men cumming in women in order to give people an impregnation fetish so that they will try and do it and improve the birth rate in japan.3yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
Introducing CHUGGERS, the drinkable cottage cheese! lingering taste! HEALTHY! prize inside.1yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
an apple does not always keep the doctor away if you put it up your butt2yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
Did you know that yogurt and cheese are the same thing. just one has more human in it.2yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
Mam, that bed is $50,000 a night. please take your whoring out of the hospital1yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
Squeeze upon the holy titties my son. bring forth the ring of binding and say the spell gimme dat strait fly pussy bitch and the spell will be complete2yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
You ever seen a ghost angel? I didnt even know they had milk. But their tits are full of blood2yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
U know how u get a cinnamon bun, but its still super raw and gooey in the middle, but you still slurp it up cause its fukin delicious? Thats what her body looks like2yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
This is what happens when you play strip COD with yourself, alone, and you hear a scratching sound in the house.1yr ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
What do we do in this situation? bring down the government? that seems reasonable.8mo ⋅ BeefGir2 ⋅ r/Artistic_Hentai
