Who is your favorite antagonist?

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Jeffy's just gonna have to bite the bullet on this one. Because it has been a long night, and we ain't even done the eastern seaboard yet.

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What are your favorite special features on the ATHF DVDS

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Carl on the election results

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Shut up and take my money

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“By younger you mean gay, I’m gay lookin”

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Now uhh, is there a way to get the blood to flow up the walls?

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This ship will never fly

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Presented without comment

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Let me handle this. Listen, we’ve been through some good times together and I will always cherish that, but we do not want to marry you. We still want to date around and see other people.

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If 2020 was a ATHF character

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I'm not finished! YOU should have gotten a snack.

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[URGENT] IN LIGHT OF RECENT EVENTS GOVERNOR CUOMO OF NEW YORK HAS ASKED LOCAL HEROS FROM NEW JERSEY TO AID HIM IN THE FIGHT AGAINST CORONA VIRUS!

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God damn I wanna see a show where Carl is in high school

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I found a Visible Frylock with text at the top. I edited it out the best I could with my crap phone (where you at, dawg?). Here it is. Make your own posters. I'm having one made and shipped for around 40 bucks.

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Alright.... What the “car noise” does this say

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Nice head I think I'll take it

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Hey, how you guys doin'? Anybody without a gun and a knife and a handkerchief and a chapstick, get the fuck outta here!

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WHERE ARE THE STRIPPERS!?

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I know, I saw them first

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This sorcerer seems...disreputable.

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That's what they all say

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Unacceptable!

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“Aqua Teen Forever: Plantasm drops tomorrow! Not in theaters!” - Dave Willis

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You read all this in VOGUE?

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And ye of yeeeeears SIXTY bells will chime

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Sundays at 9!!

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Do you have the rent? It is the 3rd...

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What does the scouta say about his frickin' powa level?! It's 2...wycked

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I don't need no instructions to know how to ROCK!

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Frylock: It's the 4th of December! You know what this means? That's right, it's my voice's birthday! I wish you a happy birthday, Carey Means!! Look! I've clone all of these cakes just for you!

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Who are you guys!?

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Me tried to quit but me find it hard..

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do what now

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When the scam calls just won't stop

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Widdly Waaaaaah

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Enjoy San Francisco, pansy. I hope you tear your ACL, jackass!!

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Tell ya what, we'll do 20% off 👇

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Deez are ah last fleeting moments tagedda. I want ta cherish this. Now bend ova.

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How does she know?

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Just for the record; Shake did her twice! And her friend!

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Our PR department is AWESOME

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And we got all these in tune, right? Tell me these are in tune.

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Really I would leave, but every time I try to move..... it really hurts bad.

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It's a clown and it symbolizes street warfare. See I'm part of the clowns now, you dig?!

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I know exactly where it’s been, man.

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Feel the sweet embrace of Satan’s hoof against your face!

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Tonight! You!

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“I’m the Easter bunny’s twin brother, Darryl”

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She's an actress! It was a movie! This is friggin' stupid!

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What moves does this Pokemon know besides “Sweet Nectar”

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I’m the insult master!

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That's latin for warm by the way

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This one time, I ate boiled peanuts.

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This a stick-up...It don’t work. I do this in a robbery I’mma look like a fool.

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I'll be as gentle as a lamb... that works out with weights!

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“Oh, God, how much longer? Egypt is so boring. It doesn't even exist anymore, I mean, you don't hear DMX rap about it!”

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B.S. Web Ad is Stealing from SuperJail

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SCREW YOU, YOU FAT GUINEA

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When I get pissed, You get mist.

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There are no stupid questions.

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Hey, anybody wants some METAL candy?

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I was looking at hotels for my roadtrip next month, and this review made me ugly laugh.

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December 30 to be exact

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Has an intruder entered the Ouija realm?

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Boy, there’s a lot of those...

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I really had to force myself to hold in the punchline once I quoted this to a friend (who had gotten a new car) because I knew they wouldn't get it...

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Plus you got bad zits, boy

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It dont matter.

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It appears that your bones have merged into — what we call in the medical community — one large hideous super-bone.

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Boy, I haven't bitch slapped someone since Tuscon.

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Woah woah woah you take it up too high how am I gonna inject the cheese?

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I am Chrysanthemum. This is the BJ Queen. This is John Kruk.

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Used to be a dick with balls of rage

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What's a D.NA.?

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“Tonight... You.”

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pas me some more wine, I shall require it to finish

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“I’m Meatwad.” “Of the New Jersey Meatwads??”

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Frylock, I’m friends with a toilet paper tube, an apple, and a box. I’m crazy in the head.

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Shake’s at it again with this mysterious Broodwich universe

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I got my math teacher to say err

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Hey, Lookit Me, I'm stupid as hell and can't even breath properly, let alone read.

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Check, check, check. One, two, buckle my shoe. Three-four, shut the door, check, check. Checking the mic. Checkin' the mic, check. Checkin' the mic, check. Check, check, check, checking the mic. Mic check, checking the mic, mic check. Sibilance. Sibilance. Sibilance.

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Genlemen BEHOLD! i had made love to this machine, and now upon retrospect.. i ask why!

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Uh, uh, happy birthday. Uh, uh, happy birthday birthday

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This is frighteningly accurate.

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Thats an extreme flavor

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A bi- WHY ARE WE TRYING TO CASH A *BILL* ERR!?

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No more. 'Cause Jesus lives in my heart. Yaaay... Jesus!

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16 year old me thought I was clever making a meatwad meatloaf

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I SAID THERE AIN’T NO BRIDGES IN NEW YORK.

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Turn this ass-monkey on. Full blast.

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The Moon Rules #1, let's let everyone know

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WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIGGIN' CAR!?

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Make the comment section look like Willie Nelson’s search history

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Dancing is forbidden

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The captioning for the ATHF credits on HBO Max sometimes reads “Dancing is forbidden”, somethings nothing, and sometimes “F-F-F-Finger puppets”

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And Carl sends his wishes too. He said he wish you was dead cuz... All dis here come from Carl's yard.

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Hold still. You are about to become both Hall AND Oates !

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Gentlemen, behold! Got this shirt for $2 at my local goodwill.

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5G towers may not spread COVID, but they can be harmful

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I can't be the only one who wants one of these IRL.

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What are you doing here??

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Work at a pottery place, might as well use the discount. After all, I ain’t got no damn money.

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What... what is this?

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You know how the flies have been a problem?...And you know how I left all that meat out because I saw Mr. David Lynch on TV doing it, and he got on TV from doing it, and I did it and I didn't get on TV from doing it?...WELL, I DID. And of course, because of this, you get rats!

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I made another ATHF poster. Dancing is forbidden!

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the venturesome adventures //was gonna add jet chicken but ran out of room :((

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A Foreigner/Loverboy Tour just for Carl?

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January 27th 1991, best day of Carl's life

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You know how much protein's in a a weenie smoothie?

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I made a motivational sign to have around the house

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UnexpectedAquaTeen

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Happy Mother’s Day Dolores, you miserable old hag

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“Throws chair out the window.” WHERE THE HELL IS SHAKE LIKE ME?

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OMG IT FINALLY ARRIVED!

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AY YO FRYMAN, I got my favorite patch right at the bottom

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ATHF fan art created by myself. =)

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Return of the Deadly Ass-Face

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My teeth feel gritty and im gonna go lie down

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He needs this for the championship...This is bowling. Don't watch this.

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All the seasons are about to be thrown, and subsequently blown up to all smithereens, by Shake! You only have time to save 1 season, all others will be gone forever. Which season will you save?

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Lordy Lordy look who just turned 4040

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This is the one that won the tickets right?

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“Now kiss, deep with tongue... Hoho! Just kid... just kid, dirty boy!”

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This one time I rent me a pressure washer, start my own business called Meatwad Pressure Washing. But then I's told, You got to have a license for that. I said, License? I ain't even s'posed to be in this country! And then he got all mad.

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My DnD Warlock

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women will not kiss you on the bus

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Tonight...you 18kt gold hand banana

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Is this a cemetery? This is a construction site isn't it...

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Ba- baby! HEY! L-look what I did for you, I hurt my neck! You know I love you.

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And uhh be sure to thank Sir Loin for keepin me up all night!

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KuhFive?

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Made a broodwich at work today. Quite pleased since i was busy and had to rush.

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Enter the internet

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I bought these very important stickers, amongst others.

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“Okay, then how about I BLOW IT IN?” what- *BANG*

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You don't have a monkey wrench, heh, do you?

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You stay away from it. Because you are weird. -Carl

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A tray I made. What do y’all think?

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Anybody wanna buy a magic tee shirt?

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Alright ATHF Community

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No no! I won't do it again, I won't do it again...but stand still, imma do it again.

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De-shrink this.

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Woowhewwoowooo

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You grow a pair -- a pair of, uh, little bee balls

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moonajuana

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