Here, eat my head

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Rolling up to graduation!!

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He don't like the way Carl tries to sell his house

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Reposted due to a friggin spelling error

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Smoking? What are you smoking cuz I ain’t slow cooking jack! We’re flash frying this motha

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I'm just floating out here waiting for instructions

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Did he really write all that?

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Everyone loves to jiggle

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And as you can see, that's my proper identification. It all checks out. You will notice a difference in height. That's because I'm an organ donor, had to have my body removed last year and donated. I certainly hope you don't discriminate.

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No! No more. 'Cause JESUS lives in my heart. Yaaay... Jesus!

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Aww, is this your bastard?

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So, you don't mind if I talk to her?

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YOU... ARE STRAPPED... TO THE WALL... MAN

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Tilt. Your. Head. Back. Further!

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Fuck spending his days down at the bank. You and I are out here signing autographs in a parking lot that's hotter than the surface of the FUCKING SUN!

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Computer! Search for teeth and plaque conspiracy. And Metallica.

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Who watches the food monsters?

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Ok. Who wrote Ukraine Rulez No. 1 on my car, with a key.

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his name is lance because i'm the one with the motherfucking GUN!

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Bus parked in front of my house

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“Your emergency brake is on!”

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“Not bad with only two cards, but that certainly doesn’t beat Two Goats, a Circle, a Star, and the letter J.”

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I wanna be called spaghetti.

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Busy day at work today...

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At first i skipped these guy's episode. But then i realized how far advanced their ways were. I needed to use 100% of my brain to get them.

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Do you think he'll be able to see us?

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Late father's day present

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Gimme the candy you know who I am!

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It is Farfield, with an F. Goes far, get it? We are NOT getting sued!!

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Man I need a homie. Somebody hold me, somebody console me, somebody boil me a pot of Pierogi. It's 4 tha shorties y'all!

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Does he use pocket sand or laser lenses?

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Did you bring me sand man?!

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Burn! You are the insult master

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Someone's taken Carl's brain!

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But, Carl's hands are attached to his body Lance... They don't have to be!

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That’s a fine Wayne Gretzky

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Yeah, that's not me. I mean, it's just, it's clearly not me.

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“Tonight... you.”

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“One convenient location, in Africa.”

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And also... we also gettin' a tan.

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Come visit me dawg

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Everyone has birthdays and they all need to sing

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Nice applesauce, I think I’ll take it...

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40 Yorlocks. Use them wisely.

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MAYBE IF YOU HAD A “REAL” JOB, YOU COULD AFFORD TO PARTY LIKE ME!

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you farted

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Pauls tragic AF back story

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Look, yes. I have banged hundreds of broads internationally. But know this: I wrap my rascal two times ‘cause I like to be joyless and without sensation as a way of punishing supermodels.

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If anyone's Around Central Pennsylvania in February, Master Shake and Frylock are going to Happy Valley Comic Con!

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Here's what your search turned up. Sex with animals!? There's no TIME, man!

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Well, uh, he's kinda paranoid, he has an unhealthy obsession with food, he gets angry at the drop of a hat and starts suing everyone in sight. But, you know, for the most part, he's a... fat, lazy piece of shit.

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I rly don’t 😤

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Great.... Now I got diabetes

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Damn son, that looks... horrific

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SUMMON THE TROLL TO SIT ON THE POLE, AND LIFT UP THE POLE!

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What aqua teen song has you like this?

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Enchiladitos they make you wanna eat em!

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We are playing Uno (he is losing)

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Widdly widdly widdly

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Someone wants a knife fight. *Someone I'm lookin' at.*

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8Bert, you've been sober for 47 straight days.

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Today's the day

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I'm fine. Everything's fine like wine.

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What is my name?

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A friend sent this to me

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This is guys mid-conversation when they be thirsty! For reals ...

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I'm sorry Bert!

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Turkatron doodle!

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Does anyone else love when shake bends down, he looks so funny imo.

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Bubble gum and taffy!

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I'm not getting busted by a sandwich

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That crazy hat for chicken?

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Totally got a tattoo earlier in the month. What yall think?

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Yeah, I'm the basketball.

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Leave me alone... So tired of this... Friggin leave me alone you freaks...

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Hold your insolent tongue minion! You are speaking to a GORN LORD!

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So you said you’re into science? That’s...kinda like my job. I work in a cereal factory.

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Carl's house after it's sold to Danzig... look at that sweet elf blood!

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He's dropping f bombs

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Some art I made. Lady at work said she’d have it displayed during October.

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The broodwich has sent Shake to another kind of future.

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*ding dong* AH! Friggin'...

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Commence jigglin’

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“Oh look they have fountains!”

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*heavy sigh* Okay.

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I'm Just A What Bitch?!

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Tonight......you.

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You see, I'm Satan's onion... sc- scallion.

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Do not drink the chocolate milk!

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Probably never saw anything as cool as me!

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Honestly the lyrics for 'I Want Candy' don't get enough recognition. MC to tha P was on a MF DOOM flow with that one.

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Boost Mobile Where you at dawg?,

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SOUTH BRONX PARADISE BABY!!

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This exists incase y’all don’t know

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In case you didn't know

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Now look, listen to me as hard as you f#ckin can...

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Hallelujah

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Ugh...l-e-s-b-i-a-n...

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Ohh man. I think I just found a girlfriend.

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Frylock I moved to Skyrim and don’t plan on coming back

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I've watched this show so many times over the years and just now realized that Shark from 12oz. Mouse is in this shot...

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It's almost time

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Drop the chainsaw if you want him to live....

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Whoops! Nice throw, wussy

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What’s up I wanna get raped by an octopus, I said it.

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Full house and a pair

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Wait a second is that from the 83 tour?

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Found this at work

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Escuchame Fryman!

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Like this? How bout this?

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Who is the Drizzle?

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Tonight You

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Love is a basketball and chain, brother.

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Metal Shop Master Shake

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Fan art I made last year for a drawing challenge 🎃

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Stolen from FB

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McDonald’s athf

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Hey Fryman, I'm riding this doge to the frickin moon... TONIGHT!

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BA-BA-BADDADOOP PUTIH-PUH-BOODOODAT-BOODOODAT BOOBADOO-PADA-PA-DOODLEBAH BOO BEDEEBEE BAHDODELDAHHDRDAGHH-DAGH-DOOBAH-BEDEEEEEBT BUDUDUBU-BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH HUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BUHBUHGH-BUDUDUBUUU-BUH-BURGBUHBUHBUH ALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

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sweatpants are da way to go

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We’ll Shake, I.... I mean.... I CAN’T JUST “BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE”!

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My eight year old’s favorite Christmas song is Santa Left a Booger in My Stocking, so he made Meatwad cookies for Santa this year.

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Tonight. YOU! (?)

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Y'know, it's a racist holiday: I stand with my Martian brothers and celebrate casino-ed ness.

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“Is that woman dead?” “Aww man I hope not” intervention is a top 10 episode for sure.

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I am now equipped to slay the Universal Remonster

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Just don't cash that check right away, you know. I wanna make sure both of us marrying her is, like, Lega.

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Let's just pray, until doves ERUPT from our chests, and fly into the sun.......

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Will someone please tell me, is what we're watching the Lord of the Rings?

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saw the fryman asking for help, thought I would share

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I joined the Marines

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Questions you should never ask

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Are you a street-savvy irreverent youth yearning for the next level? With Boost Mobile, the whole city’s behind you!

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Dearest Meatwad, TURN ON THAT DUMB GAME CUZ IM GONNA WHALE ON YOU FROM THE GRAVE BABY!

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HAPPY LABOR DAY! HAHAHAHA

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Your girlfriend offered to yank my knob if I kill you. I mean, it ain't a tough call...

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Ditto.

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Quick, someone give me $80! I put all my singles in a stripper's underwear.

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Ohioans....it's Moonijuana time

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Hey great news, you BOTH made it to cheerleading squad

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Hey, let’s play hide and seek Meatwad

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Juice boxes are expensive

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We all know it's in Memphis

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“What are you working out for? You're just gonna die.”

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two convenient locations in Africa and Alabama

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