Do a number? Yeah, I bet you do a number in your tights, on Broadway. Which is where you moved to, after you left Texas Chainsaw Mascara, where you're from!4mo ⋅ HorrorAdvocate ⋅ r/AquaJail
They're t-bones, Carl. Huh? Yeah! The t stands for tofu. Look at that cut of bean.10mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
“If I woke up looking like that I would just run toward the nearest living thing and kill it.”2yr ⋅ ThePhilosophic ⋅ r/AquaJail
Here. It's a Fruit Roll-Up. I was gonna make ya a casserole for your loss, but, uh... I didn't.2yr ⋅ Bad_Elephant ⋅ r/AquaJail
realized that today is my reddit account’s spirit journey formation anniversary. still waiting for geddy lee to arrive in his jet shaped like a bass guitar.1yr ⋅ FowlZone ⋅ r/AquaJail
Go away. I'm so tired of this. Friggin' go away, you freak. - Did you lose something behind the couch? - I did. I lost peace and quiet! What do you need? What do you want? Can I not just live here without having to occasionally deal with you animals?1yr ⋅ BloodyStupid_johnson ⋅ r/AquaJail
I look at my life every day, and I pop a boner - Carl Brutananadilewski2yr ⋅ Buntalufigus88 ⋅ r/AquaJail
The Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell’s half acre, baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow...2yr ⋅ ghostofthecosmos ⋅ r/AquaJail
Yeah, the cops said he had a straw-like protrusion and a cup-like body. You know anybody like 'at?6mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
You telling me I gotta drag this across the frickin lawn? Call the neighbors. I want them to see this.1yr ⋅ sunny559 ⋅ r/AquaJail
Today we lost a rock legend...meatloaf has passed. Can’t believe my cousin gave him a handjob. He deserved better than that.2yr ⋅ MeatyVegatarian ⋅ r/AquaJail
I guess what we're saying here at Channel 5 is Dirtfoot is gay... and so is that milkshake10mo ⋅ recueillement ⋅ r/AquaJail
Body found with Err tattoo—any chance someone knows her?! Charleston, WV, USA9mo ⋅ leilaaliel ⋅ r/AquaJail
I guess what we’re saying in channel 5 is Dirtfoot is gay and so is that milkshake2wk ⋅ dannyhogan200 ⋅ r/AquaJail
Me paying $100 for a COMPLETE collection just to find out its missing an episode.1yr ⋅ crataegus_marshallii ⋅ r/AquaJail
It’s December 2000, you’re up late at night and you changed the channel and see this.1yr ⋅ funhaus2000 ⋅ r/AquaJail
I appreciate the duality of Shake. Sometimes he’s an illiterate lunatic who eats cat food, other times he’s a cone-suer of Duck A L’Orange discussing investments in the Nikkei and other Asian markets.3mo ⋅ Tha_Sly_Fox ⋅ r/AquaJail
never forget turkatron, who sacrificed himself to save Goblox, the future leader of the turkey rebellion against the Master Chickens1yr ⋅ MexicanScrubLord ⋅ r/AquaJail
You flushed the cable bill down the toilet!? All the bills, Frylock; they're too expensive!4mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
I'm gonna tell you Mega Man, your mouth is really writing some checks your blaster can't cash.2mo ⋅ 0hmytvc15 ⋅ r/AquaJail
I don't just want candy, that's childish. I need it. And when you need something, that's a responsibility.1yr ⋅ 0hmytvc15 ⋅ r/AquaJail
I got a two-part question. One, what's he doing over there? Two, should we light him on fire?4mo ⋅ tphillips1990 ⋅ r/AquaJail
Master Shake x Leeloo mashup tattoo I got. Thought it would be appreciated here.1yr ⋅ Cappedomnivore ⋅ r/AquaJail
Got inspired and created a motivational wallpaper but it don't matter. None of this matters.3yr ⋅ DeezNutsAreTasty ⋅ r/AquaJail
Look I'm so sorry....I'm sorry you tried to walk in front of me when I clearly had the RIGHT OF WAY!!!1yr ⋅ Longjumping-Drop9921 ⋅ r/AquaJail
It’s like my filing cabinet is tearing ass allover, but its stayin’ still.2yr ⋅ MorningBeers69 ⋅ r/AquaJail
I love how they’re riding a motor vehicle indoors. I fucking love this show.2mo ⋅ funhaus2000 ⋅ r/AquaJail
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... im straight teeth are for gay people thats why fairies come and get em.1mo ⋅ NormanHansler ⋅ r/AquaJail
Can I not just live here without having to occasionally deal with you animals?1yr ⋅ PeenileKyle ⋅ r/AquaJail
You killed us. I told you not to do it but you did it.....anyways.2yr ⋅ barbarianmishroom ⋅ r/AquaJail
“The Elfen blood will flow forever for eternity from the Elfen graves, forever”2yr ⋅ Shadow_Strike99 ⋅ r/AquaJail
Look, I don't work my ass off for 20 hours a week so I can just throw my money away - that's wasteful! These bills are strictly for me to kiss... and... put in some strippa's undawah, SO COME ON!1mo ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
CARL! (Is this meme still a thing? Doesn't matter, none of this matters)1yr ⋅ IronFizt777 ⋅ r/AquaJail
I'm certainly not gonna sign for any more packages with the word Congo written in blood.1yr ⋅ kb3uoe ⋅ r/AquaJail
Are these friends of yours Fryman? They came from space. Y’know. Typically, that means you’re somehow connected.3yr ⋅ Ihavesubscriptions ⋅ r/AquaJail
lil’ Ezekiel drawing I did on a whiteboard (friend spelled his name wrong lol)2yr ⋅ animegirlover ⋅ r/AquaJail
Got MC Chris/MC Pee Pants himself to sign a Magic card. Specifically a giant legendary spider.1yr ⋅ Professional-Ebb2605 ⋅ r/AquaJail
You're not so normal yourself, milkshake. You ever try being weird... for a livin'?2yr ⋅ ghettosorcerer ⋅ r/AquaJail
We have this painting at work and all I can say to myself when I see it is billywitchdoctor.com and laugh1yr ⋅ Fancy-Stop-3241 ⋅ r/AquaJail
I've made a redraw of the T-shirt print from the Universal Remonster episode. PDF file link on the comments section1yr ⋅ poploops ⋅ r/AquaJail
