I told Loki to quit messing with my puzzle because he was shoving the finished parts off the table. He then did this, making eye contact the entire time. He regrets nothing. Jerk.4yr ⋅ Alyndriel ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
my cat making slow progress as I coax him from a hole in the wall where he climbed into the insulation1yr ⋅ Mindless_Head666 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
You have to stay 10' feet away from the wild ponies on Assateague, even if they steal your spot.1yr ⋅ mrspittnettun ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Hippo takes bath in family pool and leaves behind 100kg of poo4yr ⋅ WoodySoprano ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Our little jerk keeps getting to his stitches somehow. A few emergency vet visits later and we have the megacone neck pillow solution 😠1yr ⋅ foofighter16 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Raccoons took shelter under my canopy from the storm after eating a bag of garbage.1yr ⋅ Froggerbotrom ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Jumped in the cupboard and knocked all my clothes out onto the floor so he could sit in there4yr ⋅ uskull10 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Jerk brought me tiny keys. From where. What are they for. Where did she find them. It’s going to bug me all day.3yr ⋅ eechrst ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Why did the chicken cross the road? To piss off the city workers.5yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Our milk man used to leave milk packets outside early in the morning but sometimes they were torn or leaking. He claims it’s a cat that’s doing it. So he’s started to take pictures of the milk he’s dropped off and any cats he sees near our apartment when he delivers milk 🐈1yr ⋅ siddhant_vats ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Lemon ALWAYS tries to jump on top of Honey and keep her in the box.1yr ⋅ CreauxTeeRhobat ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
He likes to lay in front of the cat door and bite his siblings as they try to walk through it2yr ⋅ DIY_Cosmetics ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Libby graduated obedience training, then promptly proceeded to eat her certificate4yr ⋅ PetrichorEnigma ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
So Squidget has been missing for the past two weeks, we looked all over for him, put posters up, worried ourselves sick and this afternoon he has just appeared like nothing has happened. Definitely a little jerk, but glad he's home.3yr ⋅ badassmamabear ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Yeahhhhh if you could *not* rest your private parts on the pillow I sleep on, that'd be great.2yr ⋅ ZebraBoat ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
He is scared of the cat. She knows this and blocks the stairs for hours sometimes.1yr ⋅ skaapjagter ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
The look your dogs makes when she gets to be carried on her walk in the woods3yr ⋅ JNida330 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
We'd all be better off if we fought our fights with our butts.2yr ⋅ jmcnamararr ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Every time I go out my old man kitty lays down at the top of the driveway and waits for me to get home. Which is very sweet. BUT recently he has taken to walking down to meet me... Then sitting in front of the vehicle and blocking me entirely.2yr ⋅ CanadianBeaver1983 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Bought Ripley a new toy. He destroyed it in 30 minutes2yr ⋅ Themastercommander10 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
We have three identical beds, but this pair won’t stop arguing over this particular one and refuse to let each other be comfortable in it 1wk ⋅ gillianussherart ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
I built a house for the dog, the cat has decided it's for her.2yr ⋅ RigbysezWoooaaahhh ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
She has a whole farm where she can sit anywhere, yet she chooses to sit on the cat time and time again1yr ⋅ 1glasib ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
My poor mums good fabric box is apparently also a good sitting spot1yr ⋅ MiaFknWallace ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
He insists on giving you his paw to hold, then makes this face when you hold it4yr ⋅ Azura_BlackHeart ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
There I was sitting on a park bench and this duck decided to defend its territory.1yr ⋅ iammrdom ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Thought house was being broke into but it was just the tortoise wreckin shit.2yr ⋅ Dharmic_Mewtwo ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Daisy smirking after successfully crop dusting my dad3yr ⋅ rayof_fuckinsunshine ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
