Elijah, you weigh 12 pounds and earn approximately negative 100 dollars a month. Why are you taking up 75% of the desk chair?4yr ⋅ bewildered_forks ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Found him laying in the bowl of grapes. He smushed them all. He is proud of himself.4yr ⋅ pineapple6 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Why lie down on the cat bed when you can use the fruit basket instead?1yr ⋅ MadisonHakim ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Why lie down on the cat bed when you can use the fruit basket instead?4yr ⋅ DarKliZerPT ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
He first intimidated us and then stole my dad's burger!3yr ⋅ KindohneEigenschaftn ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
My cat steals clothes from my closet and then brings the item she stole to her litterbox, in which she carefully places it so the item of clothing is always fully inside it, no matter how big.1yr ⋅ noisystrawberry ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
That's some nice stuff you got there. It would be a shame if it were to fall to the ground...1yr ⋅ bragiafw ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
We recently adopted a 10 week old kitten, and I was worried about how our older cat would react to the newcomer. Whack-A-Cat has become her new favorite game apparently4yr ⋅ ND1516 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
I kinda forgot why we hadn't done a puzzle in 1.5 yrs time. Woke up to why.2yr ⋅ FelixR1991 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
My dogs new bed is memory foam. He’s realized my fiance’s pillow is made of the same thing so now he thinks he has a second bed...2yr ⋅ huskeya4 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
So my mom was so tired she fell asleep on the dog bed while petting the dog. Our dog Jak decided that mom's face was perfect for his butt to lay on. His farts tend to be the worst while he naps. My poor mother 😴🐶💨1yr ⋅ Smashley_93 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Festive spirit already kicking in as they fight it out for the rights to the new cat toy1yr ⋅ flurb99 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Google made a panorama of my cat stealing my husband's pants out of his closet2yr ⋅ Rough-Emergency-3714 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
My dog, Rocket, literally sitting on my other dog, Bones. So much little bro patience1yr ⋅ Stephi1452 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
She has a whole farm where she can sit anywhere, yet she chooses to sit on the cat time and time again6yr ⋅ Lobbyse ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
My neighbor's cat drops by every once in a while to stick his head through the window and scream at my cat4yr ⋅ snoee ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Monkey doesn't want this giant squirrel to eat lunch for some reason.5yr ⋅ thweet_jethuth ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Despite what you may see, Greta loves the puppies! *Puppy was not harmed in the slightest*3yr ⋅ Scruffy_Monk ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Photographic evidence of my boyfriend’s cat trying to steal my cookie4yr ⋅ zippouix ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
My Fiancee spent all last weekend putting plants into the garden planters. This morning we come down after breakfast to this..4yr ⋅ Hazza_197 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Anyone else have a butthead who flops in the dirt pile demanding to be pushed with the broom?3yr ⋅ EnterraCreator ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Woodpeckers are @holes!! 6:30 am making a big hole in my porch.1yr ⋅ steppedinhairball ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
This is our cat Charlotte. She is not familiar with boundaries, and has exactly zero shame.6yr ⋅ weasley24601 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
I see your muffin squirrel and I raise you with doughnut squirrel:3yr ⋅ TakkFyrir ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
