I really want to build and elaborate, seemingly useless, labyrinth, but every time I mention it to my king, he just rolls his eyes.12yr ⋅ Djloudenclear ⋅ r/ancientworldproblems
Seagull eggs boiled in garum with fried doormice! Recipe in comments8yr ⋅ mrspecial ⋅ r/ancientworldproblems
Some Jew was going around saying that he was the son of god, nailed it?13yr ⋅ broomhilda ⋅ r/ancientworldproblems
I sat down next to a tree, snake bit me near my spine and now I am paralyzed. Nobody will help me because they think I am meditating.13yr ⋅ alienzx ⋅ r/ancientworldproblems
Damn, damn, DAMN! I just signed the contract for this King-dude's burial monument. I thought the measurements were in INCHES!13yr ⋅ Hansafan ⋅ r/ancientworldproblems
I wish to express that something has made me laugh audibly and this just doesn't cut it13yr ⋅ r0x0x ⋅ r/ancientworldproblems
Dear Abby: My son is to fat to fit on his shield!! How can my kid avoid inevitable disgrace? -Spartan Mom-13yr ⋅ rehab_nurse ⋅ r/ancientworldproblems
Woah, ok just...woah. The chips coming off this knife I'm trying to sharpen are sharper than the knife. Mind: blown.13yr ⋅ boomer56 ⋅ r/ancientworldproblems
Shit! Every time I take a freaking bath the whole room is flooded.13yr ⋅ b_Man ⋅ r/ancientworldproblems
I'm supposed to be in this Triumverate but I keep getting ignored and sidelined. Do you think I should seize control of the legions in Sicily now that we defeated Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus?13yr ⋅ lasercow ⋅ r/ancientworldproblems
