Can't forget about Roger showing up in Family Guy this Star Wars Day11mo ⋅ StonyBolonyy ⋅ r/americandad
JUNE ROSEWOOD: Go ahead. Guess how old I am. STAN: I'm going to say ...a hundred and– JUNE: Enough! ...That stung a bit.1mo ⋅ TwoTheVictor ⋅ r/americandad
I washed you in the sink when you were a baby; I AIN’T GONNA LET YOU DIE!11mo ⋅ Prodigal_Son_22 ⋅ r/americandad
I was so excited to see a Solara in the wild and then no one got the reference ...1yr ⋅ HawtCarlos ⋅ r/americandad
“Elian? Is that you baby? C’mon in, you’re safe here. I will NOT send you back to Coo-ba.”8mo ⋅ Soulless--Plague ⋅ r/americandad
Please, my mother’s a Baptist minister and she wouldn’t scrub her ASS with Way Crazy’s!6mo ⋅ TylerTLR ⋅ r/americandad
We've got to get to the bottom of this! Count me out. I gave up sleuthing after the case of the missing bike horn turned into a double rape-homicide.2yr ⋅ iambiglucas_2 ⋅ r/americandad
“Roger, I think I’ve figured out a way to get off the island. Is there such a thing as a time crab?”1yr ⋅ TylerSpicknell ⋅ r/americandad
Just so you know, I’m speaking calmly. But there is a tantrum brewing in me the likes of which this mall has never seen.2yr ⋅ PuertoRican-Princess ⋅ r/americandad
When I told you I was driving a bus in Baltimore, it was so you'd be impressed, not so you'd visit me unannounced.1yr ⋅ CoolsomeXD ⋅ r/americandad
Hayley, does Dalton Galloway sound like a real person to you? Grow up. It's me.1yr ⋅ womensrites ⋅ r/americandad
Give me silly juice and watch me fall down. I'm ugly and my butt is huge.4mo ⋅ TwoTheVictor ⋅ r/americandad
So is this ever going to be addressed? (I know the new age is VERY bad at maintaining continuity)1wk ⋅ Comfortable-Draft684 ⋅ r/americandad
I never noticed Jeff and Grogu napping together. This is so fricken precious 🥹💗1yr ⋅ Trick_Listen ⋅ r/americandad
Oh! These are gay-conversion camps. Wait a minute! Is that Suck-Boy Tony? They’ve got their work cut out for them.9mo ⋅ VioEnvy ⋅ r/americandad
This is a soda lock. I just have to enter the combination. Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Dew, Dew, Diet Dew, weird-ass lemonade, tricky little water button, Coke. Pepsi.10mo ⋅ MrJellyBeanTV1991 ⋅ r/americandad
Steve's misdirection is so good in this scene, I barely see Roger in his disguise.1yr ⋅ OriginalTacoMoney ⋅ r/americandad
You look like the most handsome man in the world, Bollywood star Akshay Kumar. Oh, did you expect me to say Ryan Gosling? I said 'the world,' Steve. Get out of your Eurocentric bubble. Anyway, you look good.3yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Oh, God, he's got me! He's taking me up the stairs! What's at the top of the stairs?! OH, GOD, IT'S ALL HAPPENING SO SLOWLY!3yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Did you ever actually expect for them to get married back then? I didn't but I'm happy they stuck with it!8mo ⋅ Terrell8799 ⋅ r/americandad
Looks like Stan stuck with the panties. (S5 E18) Great Space Roaster - (S6 E15) License to Till1yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Does this mean Roger is the guy Stan and Steve were racing to the Delorean Door?6mo ⋅ ComradeJohnS ⋅ r/americandad
Did you even pick up Roger from soccer practice?? (I love how we know Roger can move very fast, but this is how committed he is to his personas😂)3yr ⋅ smcg_az ⋅ r/americandad
What do I care if she spreads what she's got. She's already got it, why do I care if those other guys get it? / What's your favorite moment or quote with Schmoolie?1yr ⋅ smcg_az ⋅ r/americandad
We're going camping and we're NOT making spaetzle! | I HOPE YOU DIE OUT THERE!11mo ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Jeff Todd Fischer is actually the real name of the guy that voices his character. He plays himself on the show. It's funny to see how much they look alike2yr ⋅ The-JZilla ⋅ r/americandad
The police said if Hayley goes on another rampage, they'll throw her in jail. Jail? She'll never survive! Tiny cells, the gangs, getting shanked in the cafeteria! The first couple stabs break the skin, and then they really get in there! And my baby's all You bitch! I'll kill you!1yr ⋅ MrJellyBeanTV1991 ⋅ r/americandad
My favorite American Dad episodes are the post-apocalyptic ones. Wbu? Also they really should make a full episode about the Golden Turd.1yr ⋅ EnlightenedChipmonk ⋅ r/americandad
Who was the worst and most insufferably annoying character ever conceived in history and why was it Etan Cohen?6mo ⋅ BeBa420 ⋅ r/americandad
This is the huge Golden Turd cake that was made for the 300th episode table read last year. Tonight, 300 finally airs!3yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
We need Chuck Deptula, Union gaffer, to get involved in the WGA strike10mo ⋅ LanaDelGay96 ⋅ r/americandad
Aww, look, Steve, our glow-in-the-dark star stickers are still here. 'Member that night we camped out in the living room? We told ghost stories and you had your first big boy dream? Such volume.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
What is the most popular Roger persona? I'm thinking Ricky Spanish, but prove me wrong.1yr ⋅ RodPatch ⋅ r/americandad
It doesn’t matter what you think this is my labyrinth so just shut up 🎶7mo ⋅ thimtinyhorse ⋅ r/americandad
What does burning flesh smell like? This reporter need no longer wonder after arriving at a multicar pileup on the 395. Body after charred body was pulled from the wreckage of the gruesome collision. And I stepped on a eye. That is precious. Keep us posted, Matty. 'Kay.2yr ⋅ MrJellyBeanTV1991 ⋅ r/americandad
Oh I don’t know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently1yr ⋅ Familyguyfreak69 ⋅ r/americandad
Jeff and Haley’s kid wearing Jeff’s hat is one of the most wholesome things I’ve seen in AD.3yr ⋅ Jimi_Jazz ⋅ r/americandad
I always thought klaus was funny but this scene is hilarious 😂2yr ⋅ Alternative-Skirt-11 ⋅ r/americandad
That's a little trick I learned to quiet newborns when I worked in the maternity ward. Quite a few people are still looking for this little lady, I'll tell you that much!10mo ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Nice girls don’t kiss on the first date, Steve. Your mom wouldn’t kiss me until our THIRD date. It made the sex on the first two dates VERY impersonal.5mo ⋅ gulagula ⋅ r/americandad
Exquisite Corpses is one of my favourite episodes. Roger, Jeff and Francine are my favourite pairing11mo ⋅ sleepyslumpfrog ⋅ r/americandad
Uh, testing, one, two. “She had dumps like a truck, truck-truck. Thighs like what, what-what. Baby, move your butt, butt-butt!“8mo ⋅ TylerTLR ⋅ r/americandad
Roger pitting Francine and Hayley against each other just to win a T-shirt is still one of this show's most underrated B-plots.3yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Don't you judge me. Do you know how hard it is to cook for this family? Not very, but I can't handle much.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
If I don’t make it back, tell your mother...”sorry I busted my nut so quick”...she’ll know what it means.2yr ⋅ _Precht_ ⋅ r/americandad
Detective Turlington is a criminally underrated character. Heres to hoping he goes some more love in the upcoming seasons.2yr ⋅ iambiglucas_2 ⋅ r/americandad
“You can't participate Klaus, I hate you. I say that not out of anger, but simply as a fact. It's 67 degrees outside and I hate you.”1yr ⋅ ReeferHead765 ⋅ r/americandad
Whaaat?! Stoner Reddit user, you don’t know about the famous German fish named Klaus? You can’t fully appreciate this post unless you know about this fish.3yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Um elbow hospital lady? Arson library lady? The keys firefighter? JENNYYYY? Oh, We won this 😌8mo ⋅ AxsleyKatchadourian ⋅ r/americandad
So, what's with kids these days? Such little bitches. Playing games on their phones where the goal's crushing candy? You know what I played when I was a kid? Steal Grandpa's Playboys. And the goal was to JERK OFF!3yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Yes, about six foot, blonde, stacked, not afraid to get down with the fish. Oh, and this is very important: she must be nine months pregnant.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
HUGE heroin fan! Don't use it, just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. Use it sometimes.4yr ⋅ nint3njoe_2003 ⋅ r/americandad
Go ahead. Guess how old I am. I'm going to say a hundred and- ENOUGH!8mo ⋅ Proper-Excuse916 ⋅ r/americandad
