You're a dour man, Uzi Knesset, but I love you. I asked you not to, but you built a settlement on my heart.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
I’ll need these on the road. God willing I’ll have enough time to slide them on my attackers.2yr ⋅ PuertoRican-Princess ⋅ r/americandad
Hear that, Francine? Doc's giving me a prescription for raw doggin!10mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Unpopular opinion: I actually like Rogu. His episodes are usually pretty funny and has quite a few memorable lines.2yr ⋅ DoggoandKitty_Lover ⋅ r/americandad
Dom stands behind a bent over Brian, and Tokyo drifts into his....ahhh, OK, this scene goes on for like ten more pages.1yr ⋅ smcg_az ⋅ r/americandad
Whats your “I did not like The Godfather” opinion about American Dad?8mo ⋅ Confident_Feedback50 ⋅ r/americandad
When the pharmacist asks me if I’m having any side effects from my second Covid vaccine shot.3yr ⋅ CrackPipeQueen ⋅ r/americandad
He took ALL the syrup! Stan flew off the handle, but that's a ton of syrup!11mo ⋅ Alistair_Burke ⋅ r/americandad
Elian? Is that you baby? Come on in you're safe here, I will not send you back to Cuba.2yr ⋅ Serruvisio ⋅ r/americandad
Does anyone else remember this guy saying bybye have a good time! and not bye see you soon!8mo ⋅ Latter-Cat-6276 ⋅ r/americandad
I will fight this to the grave. Is She Not Hot Enough is better than B12 and Daddy’s Gone9mo ⋅ Cheddar-Holt ⋅ r/americandad
Am I the only one who never noticed the golden poop in the bottom left corner??8mo ⋅ Newnarratives ⋅ r/americandad
(Repost because somehow it wasn't posted yesterday) Uncle Roger from either Francines or Stans side of the family and Billy Jesusworth because I love the song in his episode lol11mo ⋅ fuqqqqinghell ⋅ r/americandad
We learned a lot from Charlotte that summer about what it meant to be a man, and we carried that with us the rest of our lives.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Those people at Necco really know how to make a disgusting candy. Anyone tried a Necco Wafer? They look gross!11mo ⋅ CommunityBig9626 ⋅ r/americandad
Lamborghini Reagonomics and the guy that hasn't been entirely truthful with you.10mo ⋅ fuqqqqinghell ⋅ r/americandad
“Guys, you’ve been having a good night. Not sure if this is a smart move for you bros.”10mo ⋅ the2ndjeh ⋅ r/americandad
Oh my god, I didn't see you there. You make absolutely no impression at all.1yr ⋅ sapphireminer ⋅ r/americandad
Roger wins! Who's the most powerful version of the Smiths: part 6 - Klaus1wk ⋅ shadesjackson ⋅ r/americandad
Why is Francine such a better character than Lois? help me put it into words!1yr ⋅ Where_Is_Old_Zealand ⋅ r/americandad
Thought my art might be appreciated here...(The One That Got Away S5-E2)2yr ⋅ genevawesomeart ⋅ r/americandad
While you slumbered, I stripped you naked, placed a black wig on you, put a cougar in your lap, and... VOILA!2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
I absolutely loved these two together and I want to see more of it. They were so great in my opinion. The perfect opposite match.1yr ⋅ _Precht_ ⋅ r/americandad
Before we hear what amazing shape I’m in, I wanna thank all you Stanamaniacs for coming out in full force.1yr ⋅ nixxxa ⋅ r/americandad
Imma give you two seconds- Leave that shit right out here on the lawn.10mo ⋅ Prodigal_Son_22 ⋅ r/americandad
Read the title like it was one of Roger's persona introductions 🤣1yr ⋅ SatanicHispanic42 ⋅ r/americandad
Krampus/Jack: “I had to get away... grab myself a slice of paradise”. Hayley: “...in Baltimore...?”1yr ⋅ seebeeoh ⋅ r/americandad
Ma Ma was a pretty great mother to Francine. Especially considering what her birth parents did to her.2yr ⋅ iambiglucas_2 ⋅ r/americandad
My curfew! What time is it?! Can you drop me off at the roller rink? That’s where my dad thinks I am.9mo ⋅ MiaFT430 ⋅ r/americandad
My little sycamore, what did he do? Sidney...he raped it. I mean he just uh...yeah the guy raped a tree.11mo ⋅ Rodby ⋅ r/americandad
Great, my first gig as Christmas Past and I tank it. Couldn't be happy with just being the Tooth Fairy. No, no, it's too steady. Live risky, reach for the stars. Well, that's not stardust on your hands, Michelle, it's failure, and it don't wash off! Should've just married Chad.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
We're not friends here, Darren But B*tches, remember!? YOU'RE a b*tch, Darren, now get off my property11mo ⋅ yetiman277 ⋅ r/americandad
Last night I noticed the Smiths have personalized stockings based on their personalities1yr ⋅ BellRose33 ⋅ r/americandad
“He says he’s putting the money in an account for me. Is that um...is that true?”1yr ⋅ LaVieEnRoseLavelle ⋅ r/americandad
He has this terrifying semitic woman that keeps screaming, “Coasters!”11mo ⋅ philchristensennyc ⋅ r/americandad
I don’t see this talked about enough “what’s your record for Tylenol PM’s?”11mo ⋅ AssignmentMental6325 ⋅ r/americandad
Who is your favorite one off side character? Jenny takes the crown for me.1yr ⋅ Smart-Dig2629 ⋅ r/americandad
“Independent Movie”: What other standalone episodes really broke the mold?6mo ⋅ ImaSweetTransvestite ⋅ r/americandad
I’m just on a smoothie run wanted to see what you wanted, I’ll just grab the protein powder blend meet you up at the gym in about 15-we’ll get the sign up outta the way—AHH! YOU CLIPPED ME BRO! Make that 20 bud I got clipped I’m okay-not everybody’s okay1yr ⋅ Background-Time4794 ⋅ r/americandad
I know what you're thinking. What's the boob test going to tell him that the butthole test didn't? He's just being really thorough.1yr ⋅ smcg_az ⋅ r/americandad
Poltergasm Franny wins! Who's the most powerful version of the Smiths: part 3 - Hailey2wk ⋅ shadesjackson ⋅ r/americandad
Seriously, how do two smokin' hot 10s like you give birth to this... and this is nothing against Barry here, I adore Barry, I mean this in the kindest way possible... stomach-turning hobgoblin?1yr ⋅ dodecaphonicism ⋅ r/americandad
PSA - Over 100% of domestic disputes are just two people trying to work stuff out1yr ⋅ SillyGoose3401 ⋅ r/americandad
Halloween is coming up and it always reminds me that Toshi has killed people. (Look at how proud Stan is of him.) What are some surprising facts about other characters?1yr ⋅ AdamDeNihilist ⋅ r/americandad
What’s your favorite song in American Dad that is NOT sung by Steve?8mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Starting at least my 5th full re-watch in the last 3 years, of a show I thought of in 2016 as Better than Family Guy, with some great episodes but ultimately middle of the road.2yr ⋅ amazing_spite-er-man ⋅ r/americandad
Why didn't you show up!? Amanda? Amanda...? No! This is the kidnappers! Oh Hey! How are you? Who's Amanda? Just a friend. A work friend?2mo ⋅ MarekLord ⋅ r/americandad
Is Hayley’s son Noah confirmation that Hayley isn’t Stan’s daughter? Or have I read too much into this.4mo ⋅ MikeIsShortForMyKeys ⋅ r/americandad
STAN: What's he saying to you? FRANCINE: Uh, I guess pretty much the same thing he's saying to you. STAN: No, he said everyone would get their own personal message. Adjust your pot. Come on, what's he saying? FRANCINE: I, uh...I think... STAN: Is he saying, We have caller ID?3mo ⋅ TwoTheVictor ⋅ r/americandad
This neighborhood's gotten too safe since the blacks moved out. Yup, David and Franklin Black. Two white brothers, who killed every Mexican in town.1wk ⋅ ModsDoItForFreeLOL ⋅ r/americandad
Ah, Chinatown, where you could tell me it was Japantown or Koreatown and I'd nod and smile.3yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Made this in hopes it might produce some vaguely Roger-like sounding personas. What have you got?5mo ⋅ EmpressAwww ⋅ r/americandad
In honor of Pride, what’s your favorite gay moment in the series (because holy crap there are a lot of them)11mo ⋅ Kayden_Pauser ⋅ r/americandad
Antichrist? You mean that green stuff that your daddy puts in the car? Haha No, silly, that’s antifreeze!10mo ⋅ Fun-Stuff-5427 ⋅ r/americandad
Whoa, whoa Francine. Be careful! Lift with your fat ugly legs, not your fat ugly back!1yr ⋅ BennyBenassi7 ⋅ r/americandad
Apocalypse Stan wins! The most powerful version of the Smiths: now imagine this family in an episode 1wk ⋅ shadesjackson ⋅ r/americandad
