Any scenes that make you sick?

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My elbow feel funny...my elbow feel strange

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“Can I see the back...?”

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Did Stan really deserve this bad of a beatdown by Stelio Kontos?

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Korean BBQ restaurant in LA was playing American Dad in all 6 of their TVs

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Hell no.

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New INK!!!! Lol #AmericanDad #DrGeraldYaYa #Trippy

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“You may notice my partner Greg isn’t here. That’s because he was raptured. Apparently god does love gays, but only if they’re tops.”

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Family comes and goes. Kids you're in school with are forever

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Is everyone okay? Steve, Hayley, Roger? [Sees Klaus] ...And Klaus! Is Klaus okay? He's the only one I really care about.

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I hope one day we can learn what Vince's secret was

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Betty Crocker bakes cakes.

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What? I've never called you 'Sis' before? You're right. It is weirdly clunky and expositional. I mean, I know you're my sister, so who am I saying it for? Weird.

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I did some favors today

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Danuta...

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You're really gonna kill five people over $20?... Are you really asking that to the guy who just last week killed six people over $19?

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When you find out there won't be a new episode tonight due to the NHL playoffs...

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“SO LONG JUNK MAIL!!”

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Shit. It's Roger, isn't it? It's gonna be Roger.

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The club? Stan, this is the third time this week.

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Wait, what's this? It's a costume, and it's lovely. Leather vest, non-matching leather pants, Albuquerque Zoo Discovery Center T-shirt. Why did I ever stop wearing this?

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This B-plot never gets old...

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In fact, this is the wall where I keep all his awards

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What's your thoughts on the Nighthawks episode?

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Hands across America, bitches.

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Well if it isn’t...

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I love the funny little dark moments of Francine.

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Love this scene

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Mr Francine I know this is upsetting but understand that I am a homosexual yes? you understand homosexual? yes?

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HA! I made it into the episode! Pay me, bitches.

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You're Getting A Punch (oc)

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Nothing Compares 2 U... (R.I.P Sinhead O'Connor)

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Another running gag I love is family members walking in on something horrifying and ignoring it. :)

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Hayley, this isn't how I wanted you to find out, but your daddy is a brilliant painter.

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What’s the best business or scheme Roger ran out of the attic?

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“Absolutely not, I’m zombie dancing with my son.”

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Bazooka Sharks!

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HA, I made it onto the sub! Pay me bitches

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Honey, don't do that. Horses don't like to be poked in the eye.

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I love the show and all but...

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How to prevent Francine from going Wild

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He's the Christmas Rapist! He rapes on Christmas!

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When I was a kid my dad beat the shit out of me

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TIL That the voice of Hayley, Rachael MacFarlane put out an Album. And yes, 'Makin' Whoopee!' is on there!!

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It's just the greatest show

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Never hit a donkey but I do pound ass!

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Dee Bradley Baker and his own realistic Klaus

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Don't worry about time. Let me worry about time.

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What is this art style in the mural in mural of the story? Are the big eyes and red cheeks a reference to something?

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Ok, but at some point we're gonna to have to talk about the vicious purse-beating mom gave to me the last time I saw her

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What is this... honey butter??THAT’S A GOOD ROLL

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Which character do you hate the most? And why is it that bitch Sheila?

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Hating gays is hate we could be using on the democrats

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I dont know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently and why not? Whats so great about living? You know when Im happy? For about 5 seconds in the morning when I first wake up before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, disappointment. Diarrhea more often than not

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9:11 to 9:12, think about 9/11.

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Was thinking of tattooing this scene on my chest. Good idea?

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So, I hear you like to sample things excessively and then not buy.. Is that what you like to do?

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Roger’s Alien Powers

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Sleeper-cell Hayley wins! Who's the most powerful version of the Smiths: part 4 - Steve

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When Francine sees I've saved our haunted house, she's gonna totally be back on board! Then maybe tonight I'll introduce her to...THE THICKNEEEEEEEEES!!!

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We're trying the sauce.

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MISTAH AND LADY IN ROBOT VOICE!

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I Try to deaw Ricky Spanish 🤣

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Lewis has so many great scenes and lines. Which are your favorites?

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Which persona is this one? I can’t find it anywhere

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Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you.

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🎵 somewhere over the rainbowwwww 🎵

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I think Stan Smith is a aesthetically quite attractive...

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I am the Tender Vigilante.

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Was anyone else shocked Roger wasn’t the leader of the Nitrous Mafia?

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Stan, before the 200 kills us, I want you to know that...you were often an inconsiderate neighbor

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Still one of the show's very best gags

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Tom Yabo was a great dad to Stan

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Son of Stan?

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brb setting my alarm tone 😂

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You were a model prisoner, Max. Basically just slept for 6 years.

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What do you mean EVERY MONTH?!?!?!

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...Matilda!

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Principal Luis appreciation post! Post your favorite Principal Luis moments and quotes.

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“.... Your mother”

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This classic dark moment from the first season

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Acting.

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Baby Yodas get thousands of upvotes, but how many for our alien babies in blue?

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An appreciation post for every Roger scene in “Julia Rogerts”. Writers nailed this Ep IMO. Oh, Jesse

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Roger was Queen Victoria!

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Today is the big game and that is Gold Top. Give yourself the best.

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As a gesture of good will, I’m gonna give you another hostage. “SEND IN THE BOY.”

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I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you. Can you speak into my microphone

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This is my emergency wedding kit. Everything you need for last-minute snafus. Needle and thread, Band-Aids for sore heels, fake hymens for those not-so-well-behaved Middle Eastern brides.

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Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort!

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La la la la la la... Francine is straight up crazy af

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Both are weird, but Francine's a hypocrite for calling out Stan and his mom

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I'm acting the crap out of you...

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Did you get any of the chips? They're SunFreshTM chips. They're healthy for you. Healthier than regular chips. 👀 Oh no they are not!

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Now, hang on, Steve. He's still breathing. Stan, are you trying to kill yourself or thrill yourself?

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Waiting for my buddy so he can tell me if these look good. Should be just a few more minutes. You know, you don't need to stand there. I'll tell them you helped me. Thanks. Thank you. Thanks. Are we going to... fool around?

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Did anyone else notice Reginald in the first 2 minutes of the Z.O.I.N.C.S. episode?

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I don't like the last half. It's not as effervescent. Nope! The bottom's not for me. I'm what they call a top!”

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This, this is you isn't? I'm gonna get down there and it's gonna be you?

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Hayley’s underpants match her headband

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Sounds like Steve's going bananas again.

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I'm registering at Neiman Marcus, or should I say, Needless Markup. Ha ha. Oh, Debbie... that's highbrow.

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My name's John by the way...and I'm the man who turned you into a Clown

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That's right, Mom! Some of my best friends are black!

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“Hi, I’m Nicholas Vanderbilt, the actor who plays ‘Stan Smith’.”

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You have to be 18 to log on. I have some sexy barnyard stuff on there that is NOT for everyone. I could get in a lot of trouble. If you do decide to check it out you need to clear your history right away. You may have to uninstall your browser.

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No son of mine is gonna practice his moves on a vacuum girl! Look at that cheap weave. Bitch got no class.

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YOU CLIPPED ME CHIEF

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The writers were wild in season 2.

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Are your boobs bigger than mine!!

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Dear math bitch, these kids ain’t showing up.

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How did this guy see through all Roger's personas?

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Hey I see Hayley! Don’t marry Jeff!

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WHO SAYS I’M DOING TOO MUCH COKE!?

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Hear that, Francine? Doc's just given me a prescription for raw dogging!

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Eh I don’t have time for this.

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this cracks me up. all they wanted to do was play detective, and it got too real.

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Surprise! I got us a second wife! You know, to help with cooking and cleaning. Her name's impossible to pronounce, so I just call her 'Thundercat'

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Wait, you smoked in the science lab? | You think I give a shiiiiiiiiit?

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Turns out a lot of high-level Neoconservative Republicans in the intelligence community can be very mean!

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“Huuuge heroin fan. Don’t use it. Just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. Use it sometimes.”

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Fun Klaus facts!

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Favourite Roger exaggerated revenge for super petty reasons?

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I'll need THESE on the road... God willing I'll have enough time to slide them on my attackers

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What’s your favorite Francine line? This is mine

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Time for Coco to be Coco.

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I AM FOR REAL

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I quit my job and took out a mortgage with a 39% interest rate to pay for the renovations. The Bankers were high-fiving as I signed the papers work.

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Is she eating mozzarella like it's an apple?

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I can’t believe it, Bullock’s on Family Guy

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Take it from someone who's getting snizz on the reg...

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Guns make holes in your body through which you can't potty, only blood and guts come out

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I'm sorry but this is one of the UGLIEST children in animation history!

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Steve does school tutoring in his old lady disguise.

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I forgot how ridiculous this episode was 😂

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As a gesture of goodwill, I'm going to give you another hostage. Send in the boy!

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That's a little trick I learned to quiet newborns when I worked in the maternity ward. Quite a few people are still looking for this little lady, I'll tell you that much.

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I mean, which movie would *you* choose?

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Just father and son sitting around, watching a guy plough a girl. You only like this 50% huh, fairy? I like this 100%

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Nutrigrain bar and mountain dewwwww!!!!!

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What’s a totally random line you find yourself quoting?

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Do they know where you live? DO THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE?!

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Man, you got me thinking about weed now. That stuff makes me wanna drink so much soda. I smoke a bone, then I drain a two-liter of Sunkist in, like, a second. Freaks people out.

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What’s your favourite Roger and Steve interaction?

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This teacher

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Water?

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But seriously....anyone on this subreddit know anything about any launch codes?

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Some interesting facts about Principal Lewis: 1. He owns 5 of the 10 Mickey Mouse in a SS uniform watches ever produced, 2. He can't tell time

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