Baths are so great cause the toilets right there, you know - no stress.10mo ⋅ Forsaken-Mix-9562 ⋅ r/americandad
This exercising to things you hate is really working. Jean jackets, Timothy's bangs. Jean jackets, Timothy's bangs.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
What was the first instance of it's gonna be roger,isn't it??5mo ⋅ Lonely-Freedom4986 ⋅ r/americandad
Don't you judge me! Do you know how hard it is to cook for this family? Not very, but I can't handle much.3yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Man, these hours are brutal. No wonder those doctors on Scrubs don't have time to be funny.1wk ⋅ RingingPhone ⋅ r/americandad
what does burning flesh smell like? this reporter need no longer wonder...1yr ⋅ mikecuz19 ⋅ r/americandad
I couldn't find this meme so I made it... this conversation goes through my head when my coworker s talk about dating2yr ⋅ Drewbee009 ⋅ r/americandad
Authorities confirm the total number of Raptured at 142 million. You may notice that my partner Greg isn't here, that's because he was Raptured. Apparently, God does love gays but only if they're 'tops'. Take it in the behind, you get left behind.11mo ⋅ TwoTheVictor ⋅ r/americandad
I love how the jokes can be really clean on this show. This is not one of those times.11mo ⋅ TheSweatyFlash ⋅ r/americandad
Who's your favourite celebrity guest star? Mines Rupert Grint1yr ⋅ PhysicalScholar4238 ⋅ r/americandad
Dick: “I’m watching every movie ever made, alphabetically by actor’s last name. I’m on Martin Mull.”2yr ⋅ jbottz412 ⋅ r/americandad
You're ugly. .... What's an American Dad line that always gives you a laugh?1yr ⋅ AdamDeNihilist ⋅ r/americandad
What Steve looked like originally. Taken from footage of the unaired pilot.2yr ⋅ ghostofthecosmos ⋅ r/americandad
Don't you judge me. Do you know how hard it is to cook for this family? Not very, but I can't handle much.2mo ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
I love how Toshi’s hot mom and his sister all speak English without any trouble, which means he also can speak English too, but he just decides not too, and just goes out of his way to speak Japanese.11mo ⋅ RaspberryRemote6654 ⋅ r/americandad
Do I like music? No, no I'm the one person on earth who doesn't like music5mo ⋅ PhysicalScholar4238 ⋅ r/americandad
What's your favorite drug or trippy moment on the show? There's a lot of good ones, but I love Charlie Day's cameo as a meth cook in Adventures in Hayleysitting.1yr ⋅ smcg_az ⋅ r/americandad
I just realized Roger has had a sexual desire or sex with all of the smith family except Jeff7mo ⋅ ExternalUSDDrive ⋅ r/americandad
The Fast and the Furious franchise has to be written and filmed super gay.1yr ⋅ BushidoBrownWuzHere ⋅ r/americandad
Hey everyone, it's me, Hayley. Sorry I'm late I was doing Hayley stuff.5mo ⋅ PhysicalScholar4238 ⋅ r/americandad
That son of a bitch, trying to pull the old house switcheroonie on us!2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
It was just the three of us now. We were headed up Fanangong River towards Gobbley Goo Bay. But to get there, we’d have to go through the 13th fairway... freshly fertilized. We were in the poo...1yr ⋅ No_Bunch_6047 ⋅ r/americandad
What’s your favorite “how did they get Sir Patrick Stewart to say that on television” quote/moment?1yr ⋅ Few_Owl6826 ⋅ r/americandad
Listen up, Monterey. It's pie time you got beaten. I've been saving that for the fair. But I'll think of another one CRUST in time. Ohhh, didn't see that coming, did ya?1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
I have got some BIG stuff going on. BIG stuff. Now, I'm gonna flick your tie. You're titillated, aren't you? But it's the '50s, and you don't know what to do with those feelings. Meet me in the bathroom. I'll drill a hole between the stalls.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
“I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!”10mo ⋅ TylerTLR ⋅ r/americandad
I apologize... to the maids at the Red Roof Inn who had to clean the curtains after I wiped Hayley's excitement all over them!1yr ⋅ Tooexforbee ⋅ r/americandad
Been a while since we had an appreciation post for the awesome character that is Francine! What's your favorite Franny quote/moment?1yr ⋅ smcg_az ⋅ r/americandad
Oh, Hayley, does Dalton Galloway sound like a real person to you? Grow up. It's me.1yr ⋅ JibbyJibbyetc ⋅ r/americandad
Did we just find another case? | Are you kidding me? This is gruesome! This is like a cable crime. We're network. | Yeah, no one dies on our show. | Yeah, on our darkest day, we're Scooby-Doo. | Maybe Quincy. | Maybe Quincy.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Heading to an HR conference... I don't feel like anyone there will appreciate my Jasperterian inspired shirt as much as you all1yr ⋅ msjamieleigh ⋅ r/americandad
“Anybody want a piece of this? Against my will? I won’t *accuse* anyone..”2yr ⋅ jbottz412 ⋅ r/americandad
My American Dad X Street Fighter series is almost complete! My next post will be the whole first set 🎉1yr ⋅ studiolucha ⋅ r/americandad
Deadlines are like assholes. I do my best work when I'm pressed up against them.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Gucci Mane, it's Klaus! You need to get to the studio RIGHT NOW!!1yr ⋅ lycanthrope6950 ⋅ r/americandad
You know, I remember a time when this was a safe hallway. I left my door unlocked, kids playing after dark. I could walk home without being scared AND I DON'T WANNA BE SCARED ANYMORE!2yr ⋅ Imaggy ⋅ r/americandad
You don't have friends in Tampa. Okay, pal. Then why do I have a tattoo of an alligator in a bikini driving down I-4?1wk ⋅ thehigheststrange ⋅ r/americandad
What's your favorite parody or reference to a classic movie or television show?8mo ⋅ Most_Unworthy_Cause ⋅ r/americandad
Long Island Iced Teas. Right? They're so sweet. But the boys keep buying 'em for me. If my fiance new he'd kill all of 'em. He's Dominican. He's crazy. The sex is good though. He calls me his Little Chihuahua. When I was a kid my dad beat the shit out of me.3yr ⋅ LaughKookaburra ⋅ r/americandad
I’m really surprised that, with all the fans posting their favorite scenes in this subreddit, not a single one of them includes fan favorite recurring character The Colonel. He’s been around for so long!1yr ⋅ goldtopnuts ⋅ r/americandad
Surprising nobody, the greatest exchange in the entire show wins! Now, for day 7 and the first non-family character: Snot.9mo ⋅ m6nic9 ⋅ r/americandad
Happy Father's Day! Sometimes I forget that Stan can actually be a really great dad when he wants to be1yr ⋅ weallalright ⋅ r/americandad
FIVE pumps!? Is your other foot still at NO pumps!? You're gonna die!2wk ⋅ ModsDoItForFreeLOL ⋅ r/americandad
I am... the Tender Vigilante. This city's in pain, and it needs my tender justice.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
It's some sort of tote bag, with, what appears to be a...man spider?1yr ⋅ Nacho_Bartorom0 ⋅ r/americandad
Had to hit up the doctor for some elbow pain today and couldn't stop thinking of this scene.1yr ⋅ ZDOG051 ⋅ r/americandad
I've got a freezer full of shu mai from Trader Joe's. And for dessert, a huge-ass box of Chocodiles. I hid 'em in the fridge for when the cholos come back. And they WILL be back. I gave the biggest one a key.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
How many of you sitting in this room, have even SEEN a black person?7mo ⋅ Delicious_Broccoli63 ⋅ r/americandad
Oh, women. Let me tell you what I know about women, Steve. If you buy a woman's shoe in your size, it will not fit you.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Tams, I gotta go. Yeah, the boss is being a real Catch U Next Tuesday.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
All these years later and this moment still makes me cry with laughter2yr ⋅ SurferJesus1 ⋅ r/americandad
Ya know, I remember a time when this was a safe hallway. I left my door unlocked, kids played after dark, I could walk home without being scared... and, I don't want to be scared anymore!1yr ⋅ Snowfire605 ⋅ r/americandad
Family around the table. For This Meal We’re Grateful. Pizza Overlord. It’s Good.1yr ⋅ iamtheshadowking ⋅ r/americandad
Korean BBQ restaurant in LA was playing American Dad in all 6 of their TVs2yr ⋅ jhl182 ⋅ r/americandad
“You may notice my partner Greg isn’t here. That’s because he was raptured. Apparently god does love gays, but only if they’re tops.”10mo ⋅ TylerTLR ⋅ r/americandad
