Tom Yabo and Roland Chang (don’t ask about the Roger PNGs, I need to find a good source of them, too lazy to cut them out myself lol)11mo ⋅ fuqqqqinghell ⋅ r/americandad
Brenda's got you. You're her whole world right now. Brenda's my dead cousin. She's watching over both of us.3yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Next time, maybe don't end your text message with a sideways smiley face. It's very misleading.10mo ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Brian looks back down at Dom, their heads inches from each other. They crane their necks to steal an upside-down kiss, and Dom's tongue explores Brian's mouth.11mo ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
I let you kiss each other while I watched and this is how you repay me?!1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
What Avery Bullock line had you like, “I can’t believe they got Sir Patrick Stewart to say that.”5mo ⋅ Adequate-Comfort ⋅ r/americandad
I haven't been off this couch in two weeks. It's my bedroom, my bathroom, and my lover.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Steve: The teacher here is supposed to be the most intense and demanding instructor in all of clowning, and... shit, it’s Roger, isn’t it? It’s gonna be Roger.2mo ⋅ WorldlyPea8954 ⋅ r/americandad
For no reason, here's a random Kevin Michael Richardson appreciation post.1yr ⋅ MrSFedora ⋅ r/americandad
Steve, that's strike one, and you don't get a second. No, wait. You get three. You hear that, everybody? You get two free fights! I expect you to use them!1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
You left an empty case in here! I don't haaaaaaaaaaave x-ray visioooooooooooooon!2mo ⋅ MrSFedora ⋅ r/americandad
“Hey cookin bitch, what you cookin?” - my dogs when I’m cooking their food1yr ⋅ Imaginary-Daikon-310 ⋅ r/americandad
That four-eyed bastard! That malnourished, pasty geek! I knew I should've aborted him!1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
The horse is ruined. Stan raped it. You're probably gonna lose the house.11mo ⋅ chickeneater47 ⋅ r/americandad
You forget about Lorraine already? I'm wearing my Pocahontas boots. Oh, damn. Oh, damn, my ankle. Damn it! These Indian boots are sexy as hell, but they do not support my frame.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Oh, Francine, does Carlotta Monterey sound like a real person? Grow up, it's Hayley.3wk ⋅ MrSFedora ⋅ r/americandad
Some characters who have been MIA for a while that I think really should return to the series5mo ⋅ Toonami90s ⋅ r/americandad
What's your favorite Toshi throw away gag mine is the fact he knows Roger is an alien but no one understands him8mo ⋅ shread_the_pup ⋅ r/americandad
Happy birthday to Sir Patrick Stewart! You make Avery Bullock one of the best parts of American Dad!2yr ⋅ smcg_az ⋅ r/americandad
If I don't make it back, tell your mother...sorry I busted my nut so quick. She'll know what it means.1yr ⋅ weallalright ⋅ r/americandad
Sorry, Hayley. Roger tricked me. He said he was gonna dress me up as Mr. Wendal from the Arrested Development song.5mo ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
What is your favorite Roger conveniently showing up out of nowhere joke? One of mine is roger emerging from a random grave One of my personas is buried here5mo ⋅ mightbedylan ⋅ r/americandad
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Are you Nemo? People are looking for you, bro.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
What is your favourite song from American Dad? ... and why is that song ‘Girl, you need a shot (of B12)’ by Boyz 12?2yr ⋅ atatam-anukah ⋅ r/americandad
Have you lost your damn mind?!? That was Stan! You just KILLED Stan!4mo ⋅ LegendOfDylan ⋅ r/americandad
I washed you in the sink when you was a baby, I ain't gonna LET you die!1wk ⋅ Kdizzle725 ⋅ r/americandad
Shannon Sharpe, sharpening a machete. Gonna catch an alien and eat some spaghetti.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
People always talk about how gross Tapped Out was, but not the time Francine shoved Steve back into her vagina11mo ⋅ Ok_Kaleidoscope_8608 ⋅ r/americandad
Stan, we just finally got Steve off the heroin from the last birthday present you gave him.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Steve, stop babbling at your sister in Aramaic. It’s a dead language.1yr ⋅ impendingfuckery ⋅ r/americandad
suffocation, no breathing. don't give a hoot if I cut my arm bleeding ~Tuttle's lovely rendition of last resort1yr ⋅ ConfusedEmoFairy ⋅ r/americandad
“Be a good vassal and fetch your queen a Choco Taco most frozen.” In memoriam of the Choco Taco 😢1yr ⋅ sapphireminer ⋅ r/americandad
Hey, babe, hey, I'm gonna be spending what looks like... a significant amount of time working on my jump shot in the backyard. I ask that you please not disturb me and trust that I will come out the other side a reliable shooting guard for this family.1yr ⋅ GILF_Hound69 ⋅ r/americandad
Was Cleveland brown a CIA agent from Langley and had to move to spooner street for his witness protection?8mo ⋅ Willing-Bat-5683 ⋅ r/americandad
Well, first I had to find a Pontiac dealership, which wasn't easy. Then I told them I wanted to buy an Aztek. Then I paid them $400.9mo ⋅ jdrooz ⋅ r/americandad
I often think about how Steve left a Badonkin’ Donuts full of people to burn to death1yr ⋅ mengiii ⋅ r/americandad
I loved seeing all the Stan quotes yesterday! Now it's time for day 2, my personal favourite character: Francine.9mo ⋅ m6nic9 ⋅ r/americandad
My love is pure. Purely for money. Money from people. Who I don't love. Old men disgust me. I'd never love one. Unless they give me money!10mo ⋅ xSepukkUwU ⋅ r/americandad
Anyone else think this 5 minute B plot of a parody is better and more emotional than the movie it is based on?3d ⋅ Ragna_Blade ⋅ r/americandad
Dear Seth MacFarlane and Writers of American Dad, please give us a 2 part episode showing where Klaus went for 60 years. Sincerely, Everyone.3yr ⋅ SaintSherwood ⋅ r/americandad
Danuta? it is me..will you go there?.. do you eat? I got the money... Danuta1yr ⋅ Avenirzy ⋅ r/americandad
“Also there should be a 1 year waiting period to get a gun and at the end of that year, you don’t get a gun”1yr ⋅ sparklezheart ⋅ r/americandad
Baths are so great cause the toilets right there, you know - no stress.9mo ⋅ Forsaken-Mix-9562 ⋅ r/americandad
This exercising to things you hate is really working. Jean jackets, Timothy's bangs. Jean jackets, Timothy's bangs.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
What was the first instance of it's gonna be roger,isn't it??4mo ⋅ Lonely-Freedom4986 ⋅ r/americandad
Don't you judge me! Do you know how hard it is to cook for this family? Not very, but I can't handle much.3yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
what does burning flesh smell like? this reporter need no longer wonder...1yr ⋅ mikecuz19 ⋅ r/americandad
I couldn't find this meme so I made it... this conversation goes through my head when my coworker s talk about dating2yr ⋅ Drewbee009 ⋅ r/americandad
Authorities confirm the total number of Raptured at 142 million. You may notice that my partner Greg isn't here, that's because he was Raptured. Apparently, God does love gays but only if they're 'tops'. Take it in the behind, you get left behind.11mo ⋅ TwoTheVictor ⋅ r/americandad
I love how the jokes can be really clean on this show. This is not one of those times.10mo ⋅ TheSweatyFlash ⋅ r/americandad
Who's your favourite celebrity guest star? Mines Rupert Grint1yr ⋅ PhysicalScholar4238 ⋅ r/americandad
Dick: “I’m watching every movie ever made, alphabetically by actor’s last name. I’m on Martin Mull.”2yr ⋅ jbottz412 ⋅ r/americandad
You're ugly. .... What's an American Dad line that always gives you a laugh?1yr ⋅ AdamDeNihilist ⋅ r/americandad
What Steve looked like originally. Taken from footage of the unaired pilot.2yr ⋅ ghostofthecosmos ⋅ r/americandad
Don't you judge me. Do you know how hard it is to cook for this family? Not very, but I can't handle much.1mo ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
I love how Toshi’s hot mom and his sister all speak English without any trouble, which means he also can speak English too, but he just decides not too, and just goes out of his way to speak Japanese.10mo ⋅ RaspberryRemote6654 ⋅ r/americandad
Do I like music? No, no I'm the one person on earth who doesn't like music5mo ⋅ PhysicalScholar4238 ⋅ r/americandad
What's your favorite drug or trippy moment on the show? There's a lot of good ones, but I love Charlie Day's cameo as a meth cook in Adventures in Hayleysitting.1yr ⋅ smcg_az ⋅ r/americandad
I just realized Roger has had a sexual desire or sex with all of the smith family except Jeff7mo ⋅ ExternalUSDDrive ⋅ r/americandad
The Fast and the Furious franchise has to be written and filmed super gay.1yr ⋅ BushidoBrownWuzHere ⋅ r/americandad
Hey everyone, it's me, Hayley. Sorry I'm late I was doing Hayley stuff.4mo ⋅ PhysicalScholar4238 ⋅ r/americandad
