How to know if you are under the influence of Illegal substances:1yr ⋅ Samuelwankenobi_ ⋅ r/americandad
Now, get over here and help me finish this. Don't Portuguese out on me. I'm starting a new ethnic slur. Did it take?9mo ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Hayley? Honey? The ice cream truck just came by. I got you one of those fucked-up Sonic the Hedgehogs.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Don’t keep scrolling. Please. Hello. This is American Dad subreddit you are on. So, who am I? Fung Wah, Chinese billionaire. I stop by just to tell you that r/AmericanDad is now better than ever!1yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Any Reggie fans? He came and went pretty quickly on the show but I thought he was pretty funny.10mo ⋅ dktide91 ⋅ r/americandad
Steven Smith, I am your mother! If you don't get out of that cage, I will push you back up my clown hole and birth you again, and name you My Bitch! Now, get out of that cage!1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
What’s the most unexpected AD movement, that genuinely caught you off guard?1yr ⋅ Siliass ⋅ r/americandad
On this day, 3/11, Dadders honor Terry. Truly, amber is the color of his energy.1mo ⋅ NoraVanderbooben ⋅ r/americandad
Backs straight, girls. And remember, those books are for posture only. A literate girl is a lonely girl.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
How great is Emilio Estevez? He's a Sheen, he's from an acting dynasty, yet he chooses to be Mexican. Makes it huge, realizes people have had enough of him, and vanishes off the face of the Earth.1yr ⋅ MrSFedora ⋅ r/americandad
At that moment, I was 100% sure I was about to be molested, but it was even better... What are your favorite darkly comedic quotes, Dadders?3mo ⋅ dunimal ⋅ r/americandad
Kiss me on the lips, Daaaad. I want that kind of relationship with you.1yr ⋅ mistermeek67 ⋅ r/americandad
Happy Tuttle Appreciation Day, Dadders! That's right. Tuttle has his own holiday now. Deal with it.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Wine lover right here! Also a heroin lover in case any wants to schedule a poppy tour. Huge heroin fan. Don’t use it, just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. Use it sometimes.”1yr ⋅ HillbillyOkie ⋅ r/americandad
The horse is ruined, Stan raped it, you’re probably gonna lose the house1yr ⋅ WeekOfRain ⋅ r/americandad
And to reiterate, earlier, I referred to that prank caller as a maggot. That's 'maggot' with an M.8mo ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
I have jury duty for the first time next week and it’s been making me think about how unhinged Stan truly is to have sought it out repeatedly1yr ⋅ taylorikari ⋅ r/americandad
“I make tons of money, I’ve got tons of boys, when I go the movies I make tons of noise.”1yr ⋅ WhiteTrashIdiotFuck ⋅ r/americandad
I love that Steve sometimes doesn't play along with whatever Roger is trying to do.1yr ⋅ CitrusMints ⋅ r/americandad
Oh, you brought flowers for Hayley. No. These are for me. They're my walking petunias.1yr ⋅ MrJellyBeanTV1991 ⋅ r/americandad
This...this is you, isn't it? I'm gonna get down there, and it's gonna be you.2yr ⋅ JonnySeasons ⋅ r/americandad
After watching The White Lotus, I couldn’t help but think about this episode of American Dad1yr ⋅ AHSWeeknd ⋅ r/americandad
“...then I, Hayley, will just forge your signature! Roger Smith! ............what happened?”11mo ⋅ the2ndjeh ⋅ r/americandad
Yo, Deutschland, ring those jammy-jams up, 'cause we like 'em baggy and saggy.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Get in the sewer! I’ll level with you steve I need your help, both financially and to get out of the sewer10mo ⋅ dixon1989 ⋅ r/americandad
I've been experimenting with steroids. It's awesome! Now, I wear tank tops with the thinnest straps you've ever seen.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Whats your favorite visual gag? Couldn't tell you why I find it so funny, but mine's always been the machine stan invented.2wk ⋅ meeps20q0 ⋅ r/americandad
Thank you so much. Shut up. Celine Dion is in the audience tonight. She's fabulous, but I'm better. Here we go.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
I'm Krispy Kreme McDonald's. My Krispy Kreme mama got raped by my McDonald's daddy.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
This is Michael Patrick King's first draft of the 'Sex and the City' movie. It's 700 pages.5mo ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Attaboy! You found my Avery Bullock appreciation post, and I’m proud of you!3yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
“Stop! Get off me!” “Yeah, that’s what your mom said last night” “😧”1mo ⋅ RandomGrownUpKid ⋅ r/americandad
Anyone know where I can get a working threat level magnet? I feel something might go down somewhere at some point in time8mo ⋅ doriangreat ⋅ r/americandad
Happy Birthday to the voice of Alistair Covax, Chris Pine! A tremendous actor. Shall we jazz?1yr ⋅ MrSFedora ⋅ r/americandad
What Steve looked like originally. Taken from footage of the unaired pilot1yr ⋅ thewomanoftomorrow ⋅ r/americandad
Are we stupid, Steve? No, honestly, are we? I mean, I have a master's in city planning from Howard University. I could tell you where your convention center should go, but I can't tell you when a fish is giving me the business.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
I was today years old when I learned Rachael Macfarlane did an entire Hayley sings album!6mo ⋅ TylerTLR ⋅ r/americandad
I can’t believe it took me this long to figure out she’s just talking about Sharri6mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Come on, Professor. Tell the kids about all the ECONOMICS conventions you attend, discussing ECONOMICS with the ECONOMICS people.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
My single favorite Roger line in the whole show, and it's only 2 words.2wk ⋅ CrysisRequiem ⋅ r/americandad
Brenda's got you. You're her whole world right now! Brenda's my dead cousin. She's watching over both of us!3yr ⋅ iambiglucas_2 ⋅ r/americandad
[S7:E7] Seth MacFarlane is amongst some of the celebrities excommunicated by the Christian-Church1yr ⋅ Not_Nova_ ⋅ r/americandad
Yo, Deutschland, ring those jammy-jams up, 'cause we like 'em baggy and saggy.2wk ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
When you realize the new season of American Dad! finally begins today...3yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Who else thinks the weird looking Steve from the pilot episode died, and then Dr. Kalgary used his corpse to make Billy?1mo ⋅ embracewhatever ⋅ r/americandad
My husband and I (gay male couple) are expecting our first child, a boy, in December! We consider Greg and Terry our parenting role models and have just completed the kid's Life Binder, planning his entire future with color-coded tabs, and we purchased an antique chaise longue for his bed.9mo ⋅ CommunityBig9626 ⋅ r/americandad
Is it just me or is American Dad like a comfort Show for you? After a hard day at work it's always nice to sit back and have some laughs2yr ⋅ Ryuodo ⋅ r/americandad
Yo... Can your guy make me a certification to be a heart surgeon? Cause my mom's got a bad heart and I just know I can do something about it if I could JUST GET IN THERE1yr ⋅ bobbyhillthuglife ⋅ r/americandad
Not too eager son, they just bought us bread. They didn’t let us take the Jag out for a spin11mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Good morning USA, da ba da ba da Stan’s the dad and the aliens gay! Then there’s a fish and a boy and a girl10mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
So I hear you like to read the American Dad subreddit and not actually contribute. Is that what you like to do?2yr ⋅ Virtual-Weakness-499 ⋅ r/americandad
I hope we see more of Ann-Marie, the wild Philidelphia girl that Snot fell in love with.1yr ⋅ yetiman277 ⋅ r/americandad
Wait, why is this wrong? Next to Miranda rights, I put, Miranda has the right to a decent man who will help her raise her baby. Are these questions not about 'Sex and the City'? LUCAS, WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT KIND OF SODA YOU LIKE?!2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
A week of my favorite B-plots. Today, I'm starting with Roger getting revenge on the frat d-bags in Virtual In-Stanity.1yr ⋅ smcg_az ⋅ r/americandad
Weird how they took a 180 and completely changed how Toshi's mother looks.1yr ⋅ Equivalent_Novel_260 ⋅ r/americandad
Does anyone else miss when the political commentary/ references on AD used to be a bit sharper?5mo ⋅ LanaDelGay96 ⋅ r/americandad
You look like the most handsome man in the world, Bollywood star Akshay Kumar. Oh, did you expect me to say Ryan Gosling? I said the world, Steve. Get out of your Euro-centric bubble. Anyway, you look good.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
I cant believe this legend has lines this insain so regularly.7mo ⋅ rustys_shackled_ford ⋅ r/americandad
You harpooned me. I told you to go out and get help... and you harpooned me.3mo ⋅ TwoTheVictor ⋅ r/americandad
“The teacher here is supposed to be the most intense and demanding instructor in all of—Shit. It’s Roger, isn’t it? It’s gonna be Roger.”1yr ⋅ Hairy-Fig2690 ⋅ r/americandad
YOU'RE A DEAD MAN SMITH! YOU ARE GONNA DIE! I DON'T KNOW WHERE OR WHEN BUT EACH OF US HAS TO GO ON OUR OWN TIME!1yr ⋅ Double-Ad4986 ⋅ r/americandad
Happy 2024, Dadders! Which Smith family member are you celebrating like tonight?4mo ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Brenda's got you, you’re her whole world right now... Brenda's my dead cousin. She's watching over both of us1yr ⋅ Both_Advertising_970 ⋅ r/americandad
It's the female entertainment I don't trust. Men throw a little cash at 'em, they'll do anything. Then sometimes, when you're on the floor with another girl, guys will throw money, then pick it up and throw the same singles out there again. Like I'm an idiot! Like I don't have peripheral vision?!2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
This show's had some wacky future timelines over the years, but I still get a kick out of the one where Stan never aged a day.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
My girlfriend when I come home for the 743rd day in a row and turn on American Dad.1yr ⋅ SaintSherwood ⋅ r/americandad
This is you isn't it, I'm gonna get down there and it's gonna be you.3mo ⋅ Organic-Access2722 ⋅ r/americandad
