Brenda's got you. You're her whole world right now. Brenda's my dead cousin. She's watching over both of us.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
found this on Facebook anyone remember the user who posts these? I wanna make sure they get credit.10mo ⋅ Embarrassed_One96 ⋅ r/americandad
Is heroin the new cure for cancer? What I don’t know about things will SHOCK you1yr ⋅ seebeeoh ⋅ r/americandad
The girl has been described as a likely women's studies major and probably roller derby captain, while the male is your classic run of the mill stoner. Here's an artist's rendering of the couple.1yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
Oh, women. Let me tell you what I know about women, Steve. If you buy a women's shoe in your size, it will not fit you.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
On this day, 17 years ago, a little show called 'American Dad!' premiered on FOX. The rest, as they say, is history...2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
A meter maid. How embarrassing. At least we'll get through this together. Right, Francine?8mo ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Wish I could be as laid back about anything in my life as Stan was seeing Steve in the Chicas Freakas1yr ⋅ LanaDelGay96 ⋅ r/americandad
Mrs. Smith, there's no easy way to say this, so I'm just going to be direct.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
“Well! If it isn’t an alien in a wig!” Is Bob Todd the only character outside the family that could see through Roger’s disguise at first glance?10mo ⋅ NeonShark47 ⋅ r/americandad
Huge heroin fan! Don't use it, just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. Use it sometimes....10mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
What's your favorite B-plot and why is Bongiovani Brand Spaghetti Sauce?1yr ⋅ srgntpissant ⋅ r/americandad
This scene always kills me. Stan either doesn't recognize his Chola Steve or he reallyyyy just doesn't care1yr ⋅ ahh_geez_rick ⋅ r/americandad
“She is going to get the best bottle of wine of her stupid bitch life”2yr ⋅ Mr_P3anutbutter ⋅ r/americandad
Name another time an American Dad character just tells it how it is3mo ⋅ helloWorld2560 ⋅ r/americandad
You look like the most handsome man in the world, Bollywood star Akshay Kumar. Oh, did you expect me to say Ryan Gosling? I said the world, Steve. Get out of your Euro-centric bubble. Anyway, you look good.2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Steve, it's a beautiful afternoon. Shouldn't you be outside with your friends turning my tool shed into Mordor, or Endor, or... something heartbreaking?1yr ⋅ TwoTheVictor ⋅ r/americandad
Made the jump from FG to American Dad. This is the hardest I’ve laughed in awhile.6mo ⋅ fixedwithyou ⋅ r/americandad
How to know if you are under the influence of illegal substances: You genuinely enjoy Night Ranger2yr ⋅ donottouchwillie1 ⋅ r/americandad
Snot, you're Jewish, you'll be in charge of the money. Steve you'll be in charge of watching Snot, because I don't trust Jews.1yr ⋅ Ok_Kaleidoscope_8608 ⋅ r/americandad
And what Steve won't know is that I have my own plan. While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy in exchange for an angry handy-j.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
I’m gonna be spending what looks like a significant amount of time working on my jump shot in the backyard. I ask that you please not disturb me and trust that I will come out the other side a reliable shooting guard for this family11mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Hi, I'm Christopher, and this is my adopted daughter, Opal Louise. We are having quite a day. My Prius's nickel battery is acting up, my iPhone's as dead as Farrah Fawcett, and my life partner Michael is at a Grey Goose event in Reykjavik. Can I use your phone?2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
What does burning flesh smell like? This reporter need no longer wonder!1yr ⋅ LegendOfDylan ⋅ r/americandad
That feeling when you realize a brand new season finally starts tonight...2yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Hayley, this isn't how I wanted you to find out, but your daddy's a brilliant painter.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
I never realized that Roger's director persona (S5E12) is named Ira Seagull after Ira the seagull (S4E4)2yr ⋅ masterkaz ⋅ r/americandad
Probably an unpopular opinion, but I like Independent Movie. Having watched a lot of indie films, they got it right. The lighting, plot, a girl weird for the sake of being weird, the music.1yr ⋅ smcg_az ⋅ r/americandad
Thank you so much. Shut up. You know, Celine Dion is in the audience tonight. She's fabulous, but I'm better. Here we go.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
Hi... Hey, I'm just here to pick up Cookie? the uh, *cough*, the uh girl, there, on the couch...10mo ⋅ Plsdontcalmdown ⋅ r/americandad
That time the show did a squirrel parody of 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' just for the hell of it...1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
I don't vote. It's just so confusing. I go into the booth, pull the curtain, and count to ten. Then I come out, yell 'DEMOCRACY!', and run to my car.3yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
RIP to Estelle Harris, who will forever be in my head yelling “ARTIE ITS THIS WAY!YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!”2yr ⋅ Jeffofknight ⋅ r/americandad
We were kids, man! Buckle couldn't find his legs! We were gonna go cruisin' when we got home! We were gonna go cruisin' in his Solara, man!5mo ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
I've got a freezer full of shu mai from Trader Joe's. And for dessert, a huge-ass box of Chocodiles. I hid 'em in the fridge for when the cholos come back. And they will be back. I gave the biggest one a key.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
I've seen this Matthew Lillard thing go by and guess what... Dadders??9mo ⋅ Effective_Winner_962 ⋅ r/americandad
I love how American dad changes the house to fit the episode. What are some of your favorite rooms, or things they’ve added just to fit one episode? 1mo ⋅ tried_and-blue ⋅ r/americandad
2 eggs; 1 over easy, 1 over medium; 3 sausage links; a cup of cottage with a drizzle of honey; a fruit cup; unless it’s mostly honeydew melon, in which case skip it & make it half a grapefruit; a glass of milk over ice & a side of toast barely browned; closer to bread than toast. Oh & a bloody Mary1wk ⋅ oslsc ⋅ r/americandad
Stan, we just finally got Steve off the heroin from the last birthday present you gave him.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
“Say, do you perchance have any Gatorade? I left all my electrolytes with your daughter.”8mo ⋅ TylerTLR ⋅ r/americandad
What's a joke you totally forgot about when rewatching an episode, basically getting to relive it?11mo ⋅ Purpleflower0521 ⋅ r/americandad
Looks like you're all out of weapons I dont need one...I had the clams.1yr ⋅ yetiman277 ⋅ r/americandad
Having watched American Dad since its premiere in 2005 and having seen every episode hundreds of times, this is the only joke I think went too far1mo ⋅ Toonami88 ⋅ r/americandad
I love how Francine just tries to accept Rogu without question until she can't stand it.....I'm sorry. What in the living F*CK is that?1wk ⋅ Hazelacc ⋅ r/americandad
I like how the show has depicted drunkenness; what’s your favourite scene with drunk characters?2wk ⋅ IBreakScales ⋅ r/americandad
TIL Liam, the terrible ideas spoken with a very convincing British accent kid from Killer Vacation, is voiced by Rupert Grint, a.k.a. Ron Weasley from Harry Potter (?!)1yr ⋅ ILostMyVirginity ⋅ r/americandad
“Hear that, Francine? Doc’ is giving me a prescription for raw-dawgin!”1yr ⋅ Not_Nova_ ⋅ r/americandad
Rogers cutest Personas. Marmalade, Clip Clop and Bonnie Ramirez. Next on the most requested list are Raider Dave and either Professor Penguin or the Legman. I have no clue what to do for Raider Dave, any suggestions are welcome1yr ⋅ fuqqqqinghell ⋅ r/americandad
The teacher here is supposed to be the most intense and demanding instructor in all of clowning and shit it’s Roger isn’t it. It’s gonna be Roger10mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Why is this 5 second scene of Francine dancing so God damn smooth?10mo ⋅ ConnorRoseSaiyan01 ⋅ r/americandad
Stan, you're pointing a gun at God's head. I mean, I can't even think of a metaphor that's better than this.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
And Francine made good on her promise, dropping down a tasteful photograph of her bodacious cans each and every week for the rest of her life, never knowing that Henry had died instantly after leaping head first into that dry well.1yr ⋅ KingKabuki ⋅ r/americandad
