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You FOOL

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The consuming tide

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SACRILEGE

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Like a ninja

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Chasing death

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Just eat your friggin cake

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Open world, technically

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Wasted energy

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A modest proposal

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Why can't we have nice things

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Ehh, semantics

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Circadian rhythm's a bit touchy these days

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Love and loss

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Hook, line, and sinker

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No ragrets

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It was all downhill from there

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How I imagine it usually goes down

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Just give me an excuse

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PTSD&D

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The eternal struggle

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Why have you done this, father

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