When at parties, attempt to blend in by doing a thing called 'dancing.'1yr ⋅ loonygecko ⋅ r/AliensAmongUs
Stone skipping world champion is a Japanese office worker Keisuke Hashimoto4yr ⋅ kanseidorito ⋅ r/AliensAmongUs
Mothership has landed. Chameleon circuit activated. Ambassador Zeyjid en route to conclave.2yr ⋅ TooMuchOzone ⋅ r/AliensAmongUs
I love my son, but checking the monitor and seeing this always creeps me out.4yr ⋅ wrenwreck ⋅ r/AliensAmongUs
Damn, artificial gravity module in my camouflage suit is acting up again4yr ⋅ Habitual_Emigrant ⋅ r/AliensAmongUs
Alien symbiote tries to escape ironically parasitic host through sweat glands.3yr ⋅ thefisharezombies ⋅ r/AliensAmongUs
When you read the Wikipedia article about cups and mugs on your way to Earth but forgot to actually look at any of the measurements before assembling your disguise6yr ⋅ 007T ⋅ r/AliensAmongUs
Alien controlling Hillary inputs too high of a number for the surprise simulation procedure.7yr ⋅ uazaa ⋅ r/AliensAmongUs
Aliens short on resources are forced to share one head of hair between two clones7yr ⋅ impablomations ⋅ r/AliensAmongUs
MIB cloak deactivated and this guy appeared to take over the world of my thumb2yr ⋅ curious-experiences ⋅ r/AliensAmongUs
This will be the tool used to restrain us during ‘scientific exploration’ by ‘them.’5yr ⋅ VooDooOperator ⋅ r/AliensAmongUs
Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.3yr ⋅ threebeast ⋅ r/AliensAmongUs
