THE NANNY QUIT HAHAHAHA

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How the popcorn really got picked up.

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SHOULD I QUIT MY JOB?? guys pls I’m seriously embarrassed I meant to send the pic of Ali to my friend from my album and accidentally hit his name and my friend got the door pic.😭😭

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Emmy, Clemmy, & their weird stepbrother who’s home from college for winter break 🫶🏼

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Spot the difference

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Dying that someone left this comment on Smeli's post 😭

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Happy Saturday

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The ✨jut✨ is giving Neanderthal

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They’re selling the house

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Scrolling Tik Tok and...

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SSF finally gets a partnership and..... glad they spoke out, kind of amazing she made everyone aware of the brand and then basically told them not to buy from them🤣🤣 Amazing 10/10 execution (update on Jenna Palek)

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Their TX house officially sold and the relator confirms they are moving to TN

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Emmy posing next to her parents 🗑️🗑️🗑️

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What she did vs what she should have done.

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“We only eat Organic” - Joan James quote of the year 🤥🤥🤥

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Wonder how long until this person is blocked

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Thank you for the free advertisement Joanie 💕

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of all the things that never happen, this never happens the most

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Enjoy 🫶🏻

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Well, well, well...looks like they didn’t get an all cash offer for $1.2 million like John said they did. The buyers bought it for $794k in all cash

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why did this remind me of poot lovato

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WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE YOUR 4 MONTH OLD BABY ON THE BACK OF A BOAT UNATTENDED

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update: i had to.

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Sooo I’m in the woodlands for work and this popped up on bumble....

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Yeah sure, Jan

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Who wore it better?

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I really didn’t think it was possible to dislike her more. And then...

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look how short john is 🤣

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This was my favorite comment... of course he deleted it 😅

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But she doesn’t read here...

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Their newfound need for privacy be like

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We have a stalker but here’s a picture of me and my wife out to ✨lunchies✨ alone while our 3 young children are at home with our young nanny

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what you ordered vs. what you got

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What on gods green earth possesses salmonali to post shit like this 🤢

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What an absolute fucking idiot.

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🤭🤭🤭

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It's giving Brittany Dawn 😂

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Hey Ali (because I know you lurk here) let me show you what could potentially happen if you take Emmy’s paci away before it’s too late 🫶🏼 I, too, had a paci obsessed child. But I started to realize the damage I was allowing and took it before it was too late. This is a 4 month difference.

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Happy Halloween chrolls 🫶🏼✨💅🎃😱👻

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Pretty accurate

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Oh the irony of these two posts back-to-back

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Jayleigh’s baby that was born a day after Weston....

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She sees you when she’s tweaking, she is always awake 💊❄️☃️

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Chroll challenge - text your partner and tell them you found a new recipe on Pinterest that you want to make tonight, send this pic and then post their response😂🫶🤪

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Dr. Jennifer Lincoln OBGYN calling out Cohn on his bs products 🤣🤣🤣

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Best western is being held while he drinks his bottle!! It’s a fucking miracle!! Thank you vivi, she’s more maternal than his own mother.

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I AUDIBLY GASPED in public with this popped up on my apple watch

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I love that she wants us to believe that she went from the first pic to the middle pic in 3 weeks after 1 pilates class and daily lunchies, but then immediately outs herself with the 3rd pic 💀

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Yo, Ali. You’re a real b to say this.

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This girl is NOT shopping at Walmart because of the LGBTQ+ stuff going on with target is she?!? What a CLOWN 🤡 😂😂😂

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Spot the Difference

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Who posted this?? I’m dead.

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Thubscribersth only? I think not! True thon is here guys

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It’s not “sizing up” if this is the size that fits you.

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👀

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🫶🏼

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There’s one thing about me is that I’ll eat all the wings🫶

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hate to admit it but John looks pretty good lately.

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John while typing “not gonna make this a big deal but...”

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Now which one of y’all did this 😂

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Shoutout to the chroll that said she is happier holding her panini press vs the true son.

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How the fuck

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Hinting at her upcoming *skin removal* appointment aka Tummy Tuck

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Will the Real Smelli please stand up! 🫶

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John: “I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t put myself in a position to cheat.”

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Make this make sense....

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Nothing says “I can carry my family on my back while running from a pack of coyotes” like wearing Pokemon slides that are 2 sizes too big with matching croc jibits

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They are urgently hiring y'all 🫶🤣

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MUSTYYYYY

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It’s finally happening

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Standing on his tip toes 😂

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Jan looks thrilled in another happy family pic 🫶

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Has Cohn posted pics from the gym of people he's mocking?

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This deserves a repost today...#tothefullestextent ⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️

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Hey guyths 🫶🏻 I made a new ✨honest✨ ad for our fav supplement line! Enjoy 🫶🏻💕

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Quick but much appreciative thank you to the MODS who took time out of their days to get us all back here. ❤️ Y'all are awesome!

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Ali: I’m off screens these days rocking a bb. Also Ali: completely alone in the corner on a screen, no baby in sight

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GET YOUR PREORDERS IN NOW Y’ALL

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My uncle came through!

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Who wore it better?! 🤣

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Smelli and her friends 😬🫶

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Business woman attire 🫶🫶

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Oh Ali you can fuck right off with this nonsense

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Accidentally sending a pic of Ali to my manager.. pt 2. 😭😂

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a PELICAN breast

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Al, I think the only thing XXS is your self awareness.

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How can she not see the skinny filter stretches her face? 🥴🥴🥴

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Ohh okay, I get it. He only has empathy when it comes to rich people with light complexions.

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You guyth! When will they learn!!! Joan rant incoming

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Aging like soft cheese

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Kids, line up for your Benny cocktails

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Delivering an order and noticed this

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Guesses on their ✨next adventure🫶🏼

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She is so FUCKED. Look at her eyes. I don’t think she’s on ozempic, I think she abuses stimulant medication to suppress her appetite and lose weight. That’s why she binges. It isn’t out of hunger, it’s out of habit.

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Yep, definitely twins.

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Only doing this to post about it. She would never just do this because she’s so kind. Please. Put this effort into your delayed kids, you twat

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Oh god

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Reminder of how smelli’s body really looks without photoshop and that Cohn is a strong 5’5”

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Cohn-Man had a boy fling on the side? Wonder if Smells knows this

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lil daddy has things to THAY 👃🏼💅🏽

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Hey Smelli, how do you explain this? Did you start your period between pic 1 and pic 2? 🤔

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Imagine being named after a clothing store your mom liked in college...

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She is cracked the eff out

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Callie aka Matilda appreciation post!

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THIS CANNOT BE THE SAME HUMAN THAT SAID SHE WOULD NOT SUPPORT TARGET. Is this a joke?!

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Is this a dig at the best mom ever 😂😁🫶

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John has never been to a strip club but has publicly said he’s cheated on you 🤣🤣 Damn, that’s embarrassing 🥴

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It took me five minutes to find the “chicken” on the plate. They look like hooves 💀💀💀💀

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We don’t have any neighbors

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I read this as “I have fake teeth so who cares about their teeth?!” Also every dentist is different y’all 🫶🏼

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Does... does she think this is a “hack” ?? Literally who doesn’t make GROCERY LISTS

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Got so many compliments and then everyone cried and told her she’s the best mom they’ve ever met 😭😭🫶🏼🫶🏼

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Doofy and Doofier

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DEAD

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The progression of poor True Son. He appeared a lot more healthier as a NB. Than at his current 4 months, 3 weeks and 5 day old self. He is now 4 days shy of 5 months. 😟😔

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Dear Ali & John: THIS is what a filled container of protein powder looks like. 👏🏼

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Fixed it for our dang good blessed mama 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

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Yes, post that you have a stalker and 4 hours later post that you’re prepping for vacation and leaving your house for an extended period of time!!!! Maybe they’ll get “robbed” on vacation and fire up the tour bus to head back to Tennessee yeehaw

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Remi bader reposted his rant...I hope it gets on the news so SSF can be shut down bc they are the owners

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When your in laws ask what the secret ingredient in the bbq chicken sliders is

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Dr Lincoln strikes again 🤭🤭🤭🤭 god I love this woman

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They are so gluttonous

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We are all this concerned Chanel employee looking @ smells

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Just walked into target and was immediately triggered 🥴 our girl is the target queen

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She has Ramona eyes

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Lies lies lies again...

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Ali’s stories.. no sign of the nanny you would never know she’s there. Johns stories.. hot nanny holding his child so he can be on Instagram 🫶🏻 just be transparent Ali!!

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They are getting ROASTED on their “sweet” video of BBQ baby meeting his sisters. All the comments are about the paci and they’re unraveling 😂

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DATE NIGHT AT DISNEY. what a surprise

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Ladies & Gentlemen, may I present to you...ALISON SHEA “The Shapeshifter” 🤩

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I googled johns net worth if anyone needs a giggle 😂

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Alright Ali, we know you're here. We want answers.

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Everyone’s pre eclampsia looks different 🫶🏻

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Idk if this is an unpopular opinion or not, but I think it looks weird for an almost 3 year old to wear this. Seems like it’s meant for babies.

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Spotted: Ally and John last night at the Encanto show. Emmy fell back from the chair, an employee asked if they needed help, and then they left halfway through the show🫶

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lolllll 🫣🫠

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Ali looks so trashy, I can’t 😭

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LOSING IT AT FATTY LIL DADDI’s SHIRT, PATCHY MUSTACHE AND GROSS 5’3” SQUAT!! You know he wishes his shirt just said ✨💖Princess 👑👸🏼

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John exposing Ali’s lies once again.... Emmy geese in a diaper

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Emails teeth

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Y’all🤢🥴

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Ma’am that’s milk

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I beg to differ. He looks like a normal almost 6 month kid. Western on the other hand ....

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My husband called me right after...

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THIS IS BAD BAD

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Emancipation looks terrifying

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Crazy how Fat Al plays favorites yet also takes care of NONE of her feral children

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He was DEFINITELY a “come on, gimme a hug” guy in high school

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