Yoo my boy poached these buttons from a National Park, is this enough to get me and my stepdad high?2mo ⋅ crooshtoost ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
sometimes I like to blow smoke onto my cactus to get them stoney baloney1yr ⋅ leospaceman4 ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Can I get an ID on this lil one? I was given it free from a vendor on here. SMH it took 6 months to get here. I was told it's a limited edition shamans pickled pecker. I feel lied to and peed on. Anyway is this enough to see dragons and shit?2yr ⋅ ICanTypingUCanToo ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
🚨AUCTION TIME 🚨 🚨Bussy's Dragon🚨 Starts at 100 goes up in $50 increments. 5 minute no snipe. Buyer pays shipping9mo ⋅ PapaQsHoodoo ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Dear friends of the community, I now have CSD available. On the right is what it will look in a few years. The ones on the left are for sale, each plant will be chopped in 10 pieces and cost 600 dollars each, topcuts 1200 dollars. Bums, hippies, lowballers refrain from bidding, collectors only!!1yr ⋅ Lophofart ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Here at achuma circle jerk laboratories we have created the ultimate hybrid. (P)eyote (C)TM️4mo ⋅ benjihobbs ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
I'm only morbidly obese because of all the cactus I boof. I can lose this weight whenever I want.1yr ⋅ MushyCacti ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Any of these active? Found in my neighbor's house, might sneak a quick boof when they're not looking...1yr ⋅ MushyCacti ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
New designs for the boof couch 2.0 revealed despite investors pulling out1yr ⋅ plantas-y-te ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Couldn't get past the first few spines, this is a rough boofer for sure 🥵10mo ⋅ Buckbotany ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Even though I passed away and no one can see me I'm now training my cacs as a ghost from heaven to come for all of your asses personally. You are warned.11mo ⋅ Lophofart ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
SUPER RARE albino variegated trichomes, Auction starts at $299 (each). You NEVER see them like this.1yr ⋅ psynses ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Hella rare ‘peru daddy’ strain, log style 3/8” cutting, only $100 plus shipping. Hurry before it rots.2yr ⋅ SonPedro ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Rare new T. bridgesii cv. “Black n’ Blue” whole stand $650 I know what I got1yr ⋅ 1000MetricTwatWatts ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
I'm at the Vatican and I think I found this Sam Perro guy you're always talking about. How the hell am I supposed to boof this without the Swiss Guard kicking me out?1yr ⋅ ITS_FAKIN_RAVEEN ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Broke into u/MushyCacti's house yesterday to destroy some of his random stuff as a joke cause that's what friends do but this is what I found disturbing, any thoughts?5mo ⋅ Lophofart ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
One of my most prized specimens 🙏 passed on by generations of cactus lovers and in the good care of my family for 70 years now 🙏1yr ⋅ Lophofart ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Very spiritual shaman here all you need is 5000$ cash and an open boof hole for him to work his magic7mo ⋅ TweakingSloth ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Brother sisters, I bring dispense 3 beautiful mother. 600 gold coins for 2 (instead of 601) 900 gold coins for 19 (instead of 902) chocolate swan resistant. No evil custom men.1yr ⋅ Tri-Op ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Ha ha ha! You dum fuks thought you could hide your sacred cuts from my greasy palms, stole this off of one of you and you don't even know it, trips on me tonight boooois1yr ⋅ Tri-Op ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
is this sam pedro???(I hopped the neighbors fence to take a better picture)1yr ⋅ Nut_Grass ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Look how potent my peeppe cac is. So many mecalsin that it became brown. Bids starting for 69 talents of gold.8mo ⋅ Historical-County765 ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Is this puck toast, or could I try grafting it? I got it from JN in this condition for only $400 shipped.8mo ⋅ mmpdp ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Seed grown C.S.D. tip cut seedling (from u/Historical-county765) b.e.n. starting at $450 no low ball I know what I got!1yr ⋅ ICanTypingUCanToo ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Glorp×Dr. Funk, on its own root. Only taking favors. NO LOWBALLERS!!!!!8mo ⋅ Phillykratom ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Received this beautiful new pachanoi clone stardust in the mail today and I can not keep my eyes of it 🥰 any suggestions on how to take care of it?5mo ⋅ Lophofart ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
This is the ground, 1 year later, behind where u/Historical-County675 bare ass farted at me.1yr ⋅ NightBufonid ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Buyer backed out. Package ready to ship out today 100$ plus ship for this beautiful mid of taurigan bitch1yr ⋅ benjihobbs ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Merry Christmas everyone. Let the Christmas spirit creep into every corner of your cacs, spreading joy and warmth. God bless5mo ⋅ Lophofart ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
PC x Zucchinii $175 you don't want to miss this one! No low balls, I know what I got and what it's worth ok10mo ⋅ Buckbotany ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Uprooted my first capitsae! It was grown by my uncle who smuggled 1 seed in his ass all the way from Mexico to the US 75 years ago. It has been under my great care for 35 years now. It has never left my side but now I have to take the airplane, any advice on how to take it with me?1yr ⋅ Lophofart ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Rare Aussie clone known as ‘Leakin’ Puss’ asking only $500 (shipping not included, this ain’t a damn charity)1yr ⋅ SonPedro ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
vary agitated san padre 69 $500 + shipping Uzbekistan 🇺🇿 only2yr ⋅ psychecentric ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Stole this from a national park today. Absolutely nefarious lick 😈2yr ⋅ jackelliott425 ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Since reddit took my down my previous post I'm coming back stronger than ever guys1yr ⋅ Lophofart ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
FAT Bridgesii “Shulgin-Hoffman buttsex” Originates from a clone taken from Terence McKenna’s penis. BIN $4202yr ⋅ cabist ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Hey has anyone seen my dads cac sword? It was recently stolen10mo ⋅ Boofabilityjudge ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Briggesy or pervianus? Just got this shipment from Historical-County675 but he never told me which one it is... Gonna boof it anyway, looks pretty rare and athletic1yr ⋅ MushyCacti ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
I have to crawl on my belly through hundred of opuntia but I finally snuck in to my naybors yard to picturegraph the dispense 2 caktises I told you friends About. Aren’t they beautiful? How many want a piece? Tell now for that I can cut them.1yr ⋅ Historical-County765 ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
new clone ! sasha shulgins peepee. i exhumed his corpse and took a cutting lol super hi masculin content and rumors to contain 2cb !!1yr ⋅ yodyod ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
I just wanted to share a picture of my most prized Lophophora, not for sale people 🙏1yr ⋅ Lophofart ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
In honor of the anniversary of ACJ, we would like for all of our subscribers to see how the Modteam has changed in recent months! At this meeting, we promised to remain committed to fostering healthy conversations about boof culture and providing a fun atmosphere to do so.1yr ⋅ benjihobbs ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
My fattest and strongest cac, he’s so elegant with his figure. I will be selling the top inch for $100 soon, get your moms credit cards ready2yr ⋅ SonPedro ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Hello fellow psychonauts. I just learned from my friend that you can hallucinate from eating cactuses but he said only certain kinds. Are these the right kind for hallucinate?1yr ⋅ Nan_Pedro ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Alright guys who's the funny guy who changed all these userflairs?1yr ⋅ Lophofart ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
FOR SALE: Variegated L. Williamsii. Seed grown 12 years old $163.95 OBO8mo ⋅ Boofabilityjudge ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
I know for a fact that every single trich grower already had an experience like this, please guys share your experiences and stop the shaming. This is a cac-positive sub and a safe space to share feelings and emotions. What's on your hearts, fellas?6mo ⋅ Lophofart ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Thank you u/Historical-County675 for sending such qualified active st pete magkic cactuses took more talents than I wanted to pay but will b worth it1yr ⋅ NightBufonid ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Adding mescaline tea to your bong will get you high just make sure you adjust the ph1yr ⋅ TweakingSloth ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
is this mescalean? is there a way to test at home without a test kit?2yr ⋅ lhommefee ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Imported mesclun kits $150 limited time only. Shipping free. No lowballing, demand is high. Order before I sell out10mo ⋅ NightBufonid ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Will crushed ViagraTM in my soil help this guy perk up? Not that I have viagra on hand. That was just once cause I ate a lot and I was sick that day. You said you wouldn't bring it up again..2yr ⋅ ICanTypingUCanToo ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Welcome friends, I will now explain how to inoculate your san pedros with shroom mycelium for optimal growth and alkaloids productions.6mo ⋅ Lophofart ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
SUPER RARE!!! Wook OP Super fat 3 mid. $180 + shipping. No lowballers, window shoppers, or looky loos!2yr ⋅ ITS_FAKIN_RAVEEN ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Guys I heard it will increase the masculine production in my laphaphora when growing like this please confirm I will eat by 3pm thanks1yr ⋅ Lophofart ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Hmmm should I pay rent for the next 4 months or buy this? It’s only $2k to bin.2yr ⋅ SonPedro ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
I heard blue peyotl is the most potent strain. Check out what my plug just hooked me up with (hes native). Does it look dank to you guys or did I get scammed again?7mo ⋅ yodyod ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
PRIME MISPLANT GENETICS, FREE PRICKLY PEAR PADS. STARTING BID 350, BIN 3500.2yr ⋅ GryphonEDM ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
I think this is witches broom? Thoughts? Already separated from others. It seems to cause deformity as well (didn't know that).2yr ⋅ BADMOFO0 ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
We are this close to going in that mod sponsored circlejerktrip to u/historical_county675 guys. We could use some extra funds, let me know in the comments what you will use the funding for.1yr ⋅ Lophofart ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
I have a foot of sand Pedro coming in the mail is this enough perlite?? Scale for scale2yr ⋅ IAmABadPoster ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
That's me for scale, just chopped this whole bitch down and got it in my van. Owners were pissed but what are they gonna do? They got druggzzz and now they're mine2yr ⋅ lhommefee ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
u/historical-county675 can you compete? I have already ordered brother, sorry1yr ⋅ wholesome_gardener ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
sold to me as pc this one and the one in the back. however the one in the back is bluish should I chop? I herd blue = Bad. also the pc in front looks deformed.2yr ⋅ BADMOFO0 ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Opuntia planted in 100% pine needle mulch and fire ant castings (planted in an ant hill) zone 7a5mo ⋅ MushyCacti ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
You’ve seen the legendary black & blue, but now I present it’s pachanoi cousin called upchuck. Starting bids at 350k Vietnamese dong, 50k increments. (Definitely not PC bro)1yr ⋅ Turd8urgler ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Rare Peruvianus Scraps SILENT AUCTION. Starting bid $1 ends when I feel like it.8mo ⋅ JoeVibn ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Does anyone know why it’s doing this? I received the cactus looking normal; all new growth is the long skinny section1yr ⋅ NightBufonid ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
Fresh wachuma seeds from u/Historical-County675! I'm reselling these because I have too many, some are CSD some are CVD and some are cutirape, but I don't know which is which. Taking orders now (ships from US to avoid evil customs man).1yr ⋅ MushyCacti ⋅ r/achumacirclejerk
