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What do you mean having a job?

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Not like the simulations

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Never happening

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I feel sorry for whoever that is

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Only half right

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it is scary

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Still waiting for the first time

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Accurate?

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absolutelynotmeirl :(

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I have none of those things

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Very sad

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this exists?

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I wonder what this feels like

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Like that’s ever gonna happen

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The picture really does speak for itself

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Not even on 100 years

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100% not me

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Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

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No TF we don’t lmao

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hahah, sure

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Girlfriend and friends?

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I’m accepting if the gays, so this isn’t me

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Gone but not forgotten

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One complement can go a long way sometimes...

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Imagine being not lonely

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There are people who hate me

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Never ever

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marriage is a fever dream at this point

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Why

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I am absolutely neither a duck or this cute irl

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Why U looking at me?

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Just wanna watch the show

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You gotta be either really rich or really oblivious to lose that much money

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i can't relate to this

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secret what

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this b not happening

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