Fuck yes it’s about time. It’s almost like we need more women in management.3yr ⋅ Catbrainsloveart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Yeah, because my vagina bleeding and hurting, a small person being completely dependent on me 24/7, and my breasts feeling like they are going to explode is relaxing, JON.3yr ⋅ HarleyLynn2121 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Waiting for the Governor to decide whether to reopen schools or not...4yr ⋅ letherunderyourskin ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
None of the women in my life have asked details about the job or even expressed excitement. They just want to know who’s watching the kids3yr ⋅ SoundsSchmidty ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My five year old four minutes into a walk after parkouring in the house all morning.4yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Lately I’ve been losing the ongoing “Keep a Reasonable Bedtime Battle”3yr ⋅ CrivensAndShips ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Especially with kids. The biggest boxes are not easy to come by if you want to build a fort.4yr ⋅ CrivensAndShips ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Just saw this and man the struggle for a healthy variety every fucking night is so real5yr ⋅ ugga_mugga_bitches ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW My 3 yr old is begging for candy while eating french toast with syrup and powdered sugar on top...5yr ⋅ Lil_MsPerfect ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
‘Clean it now, clean it good, clean this house just like you should...’5yr ⋅ ugga_mugga_bitches ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Laying in bed breastfeeding in the middle of the night and looking under the covers to see two big eyes staring back at you3yr ⋅ bivalve_attack ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
A donuthole is what we call the 2-year-old who did this shit just the other day.5yr ⋅ MeanSam ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Y'all, I am not meant to be a teacher let me tell you that right now.4yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Bad words are fun, especially when you're 3. Xpost from r/whitepeopletwitter6yr ⋅ peacelovinhippy ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When my toddler finally figures out how to use the training potty, and figures out how to make himself pee every few minutes to get praise and a treat5yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I overhear my husband giving our daughter a bath, and he's singing I'm bringing bathtime back, show me where them rubber duckies at... to the tune of. I'm bringing sexy back.7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My 2 year old tried to sneak up on me by crouching down, taking tiny steps and with every step saying sneak sneak all the way down the hallway! I never suspected a thing!7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I read 'Hasbro' instead of 'Haribo' and I was still like, So true, so true...6yr ⋅ MrsStoneBones ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW My husband doesn't have a date for his brain surgery yet (it was supposed to happen two weeks ago at latest), I apparently need my gallbladder out, the house is a disaster and the kids are refusing to sleep.5yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW my daycare has a no jab no play policy and a family inspecting the place storms out when they hear5yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Is it me, or did my kid’s LEGO advent calendar include a Christmas goose, complete with chopping block and axe?3yr ⋅ Jovet_Hunter ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Shout out to all of us just tryna hide from the sanctimoms and make a friend!7yr ⋅ littlered2 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
