Weird, for me it's all twinks cooking vintage recipes and emus attacking people1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
Dude didn't even bring a knife to a gun fight, he showed up with a semi-flaccid banana1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
The experience of literally every gifted kid when they step onto a college campus1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
I want to see what the other non-English speaking countries' bakeoffs look like1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
Profile photo is a selfie taken from the lap-up angle, cover photo is themselves in a hat and sunglasses with a wholly unimpressive fish1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
Rachmaninoff using the Stardew Valley template for friendship-making1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
Or worse, it was recorded off TV, so everyone else has memories of key scenes but you're ready to believe in the Mandela Effect because you don't remember Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb being in Disney's Alice in Wonderland AT ALL1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
Then you hit them with I've considered that it's psychosomatic and here's why I think it isn't,1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
So basically what I'm hearing is that three venti PSLs will do the trick1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
I was also falsely assured that my brain would respond to exercise by releasing the happy chemicals1yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
Their other hobby is get roots done and day drink while pretending their kids don't exist1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
Tag yourself, I was in the bottom right fucked it up but pretending it's on purpose crew2yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
After watching a Craft Youtuber put hers together in under 20 minutes2yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
I'm not a morning bird either, I'm some sort of eternally exhausted pigeon3yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
The dude version of girls whose mascara runs and they somehow look even prettier3yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
Anyone who is still struggling on their 2022 Bingo cards should be paying close attention1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
Here's your assigned a Scooby Gang of 13 other randomized citizens and you're not allowed to discuss any of the batshit insane stuff you're about to witness until we say you can3yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
If approached by a librarian, keep still. Do not try and run away. Try to make yourself look bigger than the librarian.1yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
Bisexuals make the bar for LBGTQA+ membershinp ridiculously low and I am 100% for it3yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
The 1800s were, and I cannot emphasize this enough, a very strange time3yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
Who do we shower with praise and affection next, sound off in the comments2yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
I can cosplay as a woman of sophistication and mystery and still have chin acne and bags under my eyes3yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
To be fair, I read some Nancy Drew as a kid and I am a very, very nosy bitch2yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
The two weeks after Pokemon Go came out is the closest we've come to world peace in my lifetime1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
When you ask what they want, what they want is the latest greatest gadget that costs twice your entire Christmas budget1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
This is inaccurate: 2% of the vote went to the I want a purebred corgi puppy on the principle of the matter, even if that means getting no puppy and forever diarrhea party1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
When he says It tastes fine but would it kill you to make it look nice? after you spent all day cooking a killer boeuf bourguignon1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
They don't understand that I appreciate their language so much that I want to make every letter count4yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
I don't know why there are so many songs about bathing in blood and at this point I'm afraid to ask1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
The average teenage boy could tank the world economy in a single solitary afternoon2yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
Apparently, picking a dropped one off the hardwood floor doesn't count3yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
You laugh, but this is exactly the range of shades we had in the 1990s1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
If you're old enough, it's just a snapshot of where you lived when you got off the family phone plan1yr ⋅ VoltasPistol ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
