I've been roasted on this sub every single day of 2020 and today is finally the last day! Roast Me Day 366/3663yr ⋅ icrispyKing ⋅ r/RoastMe
Thank you for all the support! Seeing complete strangers care about my situation really warmed my heart.5yr ⋅ MufasaQuePasa ⋅ r/RoastMe
Ten years ago I purchased a $50 Groupon for professional acting headshots. The results were... unfortunate. Please destroy me for this choice.4yr ⋅ mikeyvanilli ⋅ r/RoastMe
I roasted this baby picture my Mom printed on Christmas thinking it was my uncle. Turns out, it’s me. Turn the grill up please4yr ⋅ TheHazel_Leo ⋅ r/RoastMe
21F. home from college & my mom is keeping me quarantined in the basement for 14 days until I can interact with her. please roast me :-)4yr ⋅ neat_raspberry ⋅ r/RoastMe
Recently got broken up with and now I play Skyrim for hours on end. Please make me cry more than usual today.3yr ⋅ creepyt0es ⋅ r/RoastMe
Fighting a rare stage four cancer called leomyosarcoma. Make me feel worse.4yr ⋅ bookc420 ⋅ r/RoastMe
3.2 million karma and accepted to Harvard but never kissed a girl- Roast me5yr ⋅ etymologynerd ⋅ r/RoastMe
I play video games for a living and don't leave the house for multiple days in a row. Roast me :)4yr ⋅ Katerinotv ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m a paraplegic with a trach. For my 30th birthday I went skydiving to knock something off my bucket list & almost kicked the bucket instead. Falling from the sky like a rag doll, I broke my femur, tibia and both arms, as my limbs flailed like wet noodles. I would love for Reddit to roast me1yr ⋅ Lvlup247365 ⋅ r/RoastMe
My 21yo roommate is a stripper and has a kid. She can't wait to marry her 51yo boyfriend. Make her rethink some life choices.3yr ⋅ ProfeshAdultLearner ⋅ r/RoastMe
My girlfriend thinks that good looks are enough to get you through life. What do you think?3yr ⋅ Such-Still3226 ⋅ r/RoastMe
46 yr old, works at a bank, no savings, don’t own a home, no retirement, but I drive a Bentley and smoke bong hits on the toilet..Give me your best shot!4yr ⋅ Herbit420 ⋅ r/RoastMe
56 yrs old. Two time cancer survivor. Stage 4 kidney disease. Had prostate removed. Hip replaced. Air force vet. Bring it on.3yr ⋅ theweaving ⋅ r/RoastMe
My grandma is 92 and wants to be the oldest person to be roasted. Roast me day 239/3663yr ⋅ icrispyKing ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm a 60-year-old Uber Eats delivery man in NYC. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Have at em hoss!4yr ⋅ perrylduff ⋅ r/RoastMe
Remember me, tumor guy? Well surgery is done and I'm still kicking and alive for everyone who's been asking for an update. Now tell me how much better off i was with the tumor.5yr ⋅ asmordious ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm 31, disabled, and so low class that I grill ramen. Roast me like one of your French girls!3yr ⋅ Nonchalant_Shallot ⋅ r/RoastMe
Wannabe horror artist, just turned 18 today. Do y'all have any original jokes other than eating dogs/coronavirus/small eyes?4yr ⋅ k0ella ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm a 21 year old gamer that's trying to make it on youtuber, let me get my first taste of mean comments3yr ⋅ ziartza ⋅ r/RoastMe
Make me cry. 25 year old tech support agent. I've heard every fat joke in the book bring it bitches4yr ⋅ RussianBearMan18 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Second time posting. Last post made me sort my eyebrows out so thanks for that.3yr ⋅ throawayaccount12566 ⋅ r/RoastMe
38F- feeling numb- am divorced and always the dumped one. I’m also Deaf and I love going to raves.9mo ⋅ Weary_Ganache_6599 ⋅ r/RoastMe
21m. Went in for a checkup - diagnosed with type 1 diabetes and Covid-19. Been stuck in hospital room for three days in the same clothes. Do your worst!4yr ⋅ Mashed79 ⋅ r/RoastMe
My friend says he is absolutely unroastable. He also calls himself a serious bodybuilder.3yr ⋅ GailRocha ⋅ r/RoastMe
We're a long-distance couple that has met twice, and our relationship is crumbling. Destroy it even further.10mo ⋅ probchd ⋅ r/RoastMe
26 years old, got my first vehicle I can drive by myself. Living my best life. What ya got?4yr ⋅ BOHICABYTHEBUFF ⋅ r/RoastMe
40M. Was admitted to hospital with suspected COVID. Turns out it wasn't that. Instead, I have cancer. Do your worst.4yr ⋅ _alittlesomething ⋅ r/RoastMe
My only remaining friend cut ties with me today and ruined my relationship with my brother in the process. Everyone else in my life has left me behind, including my best friend who took his life last year. Give me a reason to hate myself even more. someone drive me to the edge, please. (m, 30)1yr ⋅ grandpagohan ⋅ r/RoastMe
20 from Russia, living in asbestos mining town, lost all inheritance my dad left me to open a coffetruck which closed in 3 months, now planning to stream in english so I can afford to feed my 2 cats, roast me!2yr ⋅ kittenyulia ⋅ r/RoastMe
I bet you can't come up with something I've not heard before 🥱 Do you worst1yr ⋅ Laurajaneandthebean ⋅ r/RoastMe
It's rare for a nurse to have the 25/12 off. I will be spending the day with just my cats.3yr ⋅ CrowsUnite ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m a broke art student who has been waiting years just to turn 18 for y’all to roast me. Today’s the day. Roast me.4yr ⋅ Arie1z ⋅ r/RoastMe
18F, first year of university civil engineering. Don't have much of a life outside of school and drawing. Do your worst reddit!2yr ⋅ Rich-Staff ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m going half a million dollars in debt to open a restaurant during a pandemic. Tell me how stupid I am.3yr ⋅ BlueVeins ⋅ r/RoastMe
Working in IT, 30 years old, living by myself in my own apartment in Denmark, sporty type, runs 50 miles per week, do your best.2yr ⋅ Thomaslje ⋅ r/RoastMe
I lost a bet and was supposed to attend Trolls 2 in full costume as punishment but Corona happened so now you guys can ruin me.4yr ⋅ danreddit29 ⋅ r/RoastMe
25. Girlfriend of nearly 2 years realized she was gay and left me a few weeks ago. She's already dating someone else and has scrubbed me from her life completely. I'm already at rock bottom. Make me feel even worse3yr ⋅ o13Dennison13o ⋅ r/RoastMe
My parents gave me a pornstar name and I got kicked out of a AOL chatroom for it at 12.. guess what it is1yr ⋅ pizzalover69_420 ⋅ r/RoastMe
24M Fat jokes are overrated, I love Video Games and Drawing, I'm a diehard Pokemon fan and tech enthusiast.2yr ⋅ AlyksTheSage ⋅ r/RoastMe
Posted a pic like this last year and got 20k Upvotes. Had to take it down or get fired. Well, today was my last day so fuck'em.1yr ⋅ TerryGonards ⋅ r/RoastMe
I just turned 18 but i don't look like it. My friends call me single parent.5yr ⋅ herki20 ⋅ r/RoastMe
M38. I have no home. This 2001 Mustang is my one and only possession. It does not start. Have at it.3yr ⋅ RiotSquadGladiator ⋅ r/RoastMe
No job. No girlfriend. Studies are going to shit. Insecure about myself. However... I am super woke from all the drugs I've taken! 💚3yr ⋅ Zero_dat ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m a lonely 4chan dweller, in college for computer engineering. I’m unsuccessfully attempting to fit in with the bitchy girls I’m surrounded with. Roast me.4yr ⋅ nobodysbusiness77897 ⋅ r/RoastMe
22. My best friend is my cat. Literally allergic to sunlight and spend my entire life in my apartment. Have 20 giant screws in my spine from back surgery. So anxious that I retook this pic almost 15 times. Do your worst.4yr ⋅ flowers_and_the_moon ⋅ r/RoastMe
Just bought a house with the love of my life and got the job I wanted. Humble me.10mo ⋅ nicoledyer94 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm a Swiss army soldier. I'm waiting for my military service to end so I can finally go to university. Roast me.4yr ⋅ Calugorron ⋅ r/RoastMe
My boss lost a work contest and now has to get Reddit roasted and we will read these comments on air all week long! GO HARD!!9mo ⋅ sarahbmorgan ⋅ r/RoastMe
34F I sell pictures of my ass on the internet to pay for insulin so I can stay alive. Bring it!3yr ⋅ pinginator ⋅ r/RoastMe
Had to shave my sweet beard for the fire academy. Distract me from my pain.4yr ⋅ mimsy2389 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Mulleted programmer who hates his job and a nonbinary actor with mommy issues. Roast us3yr ⋅ iluvcringecontent ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m a 22 year old wannabe actor with no talent who always looks tired. Just got my wisdom teeth yoinked. Anyone wanna make my Valentine’s Day sweeter? 💕4yr ⋅ Selcecsam ⋅ r/RoastMe
2 years on - 21F fake blonde who’s now been on 1 date. Make it mean1yr ⋅ doingmathswithcats ⋅ r/RoastMe
24 y/o Mexican, been single for 3 years, and I enjoy well done steaks(with ketchup).. Do your worst4yr ⋅ fedmyster ⋅ r/RoastMe
20M got dominant hand amputated a month ago and failing at being a streamer3yr ⋅ magicisnotforanyone ⋅ r/RoastMe
I moved to Malta to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together and he’s currently downstairs ‘entertaining’ female guests.5yr ⋅ BooBooMadonna ⋅ r/RoastMe
22, broke up w boyfriend, feeling good and wanna be bitch slapped back to reality.3yr ⋅ lhmk ⋅ r/RoastMe
33F. No husband, no kids, no job. Still dying my hair different colour every 3 months. Please roast me! ^__^4yr ⋅ jelka86 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm 18 and I've never even held hands with someone, also I'm a gamer girl. fuck my shit up4yr ⋅ cute_cloud ⋅ r/RoastMe
22F I’m an honors student but have no idea what i wanna do with my life. Healing from a rare breast aug complication that almost killed me and i’m allergic to my pain meds. Make it hurt3yr ⋅ violetjanexxx ⋅ r/RoastMe
18M, adopted and never knew my mother, was working for Chick Fil A but now working full time at Walmart while also going to online school and playing dnd with my friends4yr ⋅ FlintyAura9610 ⋅ r/RoastMe
30 years old. Can’t get over my ex, so I hang out with my dog, and design games that no one plays. Roast me.3yr ⋅ johnrudolphdrexler ⋅ r/RoastMe
27 and just ghosted by a dude on Hinge who had a nose ring. Do your worst.4yr ⋅ frannybones ⋅ r/RoastMe
My bf of 5 years just broke up with me. I can't feel any worse than I already do so pls roast me3yr ⋅ student_HM ⋅ r/RoastMe
24F. I spent a lot of time and money getting a law degree and now have zero intention of ever practising law. Nothing can be worse than my family’s disappointment.3yr ⋅ eggontoast96 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Roast me! Oh, and did I mention that I just found out my wife is gay and not interested in me.4yr ⋅ Papa-Wizard ⋅ r/RoastMe
Autistic female community college student who is proud to sport a unibrow! I'm not scared of your roasts!5yr ⋅ PrincessLRBHSF ⋅ r/RoastMe
Broke my nose and chipped a tooth on Saturday night on an electric scooter. Roast me.3yr ⋅ caitilindy ⋅ r/RoastMe
22 year old college student. Just found out my girlfriend was fucking another guy and I've already had a fifth of vodka today. Try your best.5yr ⋅ CmdMuffins ⋅ r/RoastMe
18F. Dyed my hair and gave myself bangs during lockdown. Have about 100 band posters in my room and my favourite lockdown hobbies are listening to sad 80s music and reading Star Trek fanfiction. Roast my nerd-goth ass.4yr ⋅ fiaprendy ⋅ r/RoastMe
Interested to see if y'all can think of anything worse than I already tell myself! <31yr ⋅ TheRatRepresentative ⋅ r/RoastMe
29f, I.T., stage 3 cancer (beat in April), pneumonia, Covid, and now shingles (ft. here if you look closely enough) in a 5 month time span. You can’t break me.1yr ⋅ Cuhleesee ⋅ r/RoastMe
Got testicular cancer twice in less than a year. Just had my second orchiectomy, no longer have balls. Cheer me up by putting me down.5yr ⋅ kasperokaspero ⋅ r/RoastMe
My 78 year old dad wanted to be roasted. Try your best, he can take ANYTHING11mo ⋅ OwenGillis ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm a journalist writing about r/Roastme. Give me some firsthand experience. Disclaimer: I'm writing about this in the article.4yr ⋅ inverse ⋅ r/RoastMe
