Gas company wants 3.95 to pay a .58 cent bill online

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My wife, a Venezuelan smartass

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Pedestrian walkway

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Boss said I wasn’t using enough Wet Floor signs while mopping.

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Just add subtitles!

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Try your best at answering questions to our customers

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Asked my husband to put the pillowcases on the pillows.

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Four year old malicious compliance

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Xpost r/funny: HOA cites homeowner for trash cans visible from street. Homeowner erects a privacy fence.

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Company's Policy: All beverages must be in a cup with a straw... too amused to argue with the employee loophole discovered tonight.

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Taking advantage of a poorly worded question on a music History test

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Probably fake, but still...

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Amazon product review compliance.

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What a great map

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School district doesn't allow Halloween costumes...

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If you insist

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Don’t leave or you’ll be toast

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This peanut sale:

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A law teacher, a neighbor and a fence

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Bucket of Shame

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Local flat earth group had a meet-up at a friend’s bar. He reserved them a very special table.

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I'm not sure that's what they meant...

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Saw this and Don't know if it has been on here before, but it certainly belongs here

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Coffee shop compliance

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I asked them to slice my bagel in half...

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How I bypassed a sophisticated airport WIFI login portal

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This Utah Bar is required by law to offer food (xpost r/MildlyInteresting)

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Ditto maliciously complies.

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Because, screw you and your end user license agreement.

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Wife asked me to put all the TP we bought in the basket.

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After requesting a joke on the inside of the pizza box... (taken from /r/madlads)

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Just doing what my wife asked

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I'll pay this invoice over the dust that remains of my cold, dead body, on Dec 30, 9999.

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Give me a chair!

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Fixing the WiFi extender at work and they told me to rename it something sensible

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Keep your eye on the ball

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Whoever runs the Overwatch Twitter account knows how it's done.

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This truck taking up 7 parking spots in front of a busy hotel. He was not too happy we parked right in front of him, within the lines.

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My Spanish teacher made us write about our favorite childhood holiday, but wouldn’t let us do Christmas, Halloween, or Easter...

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happened to notice my neighbor's car door open during a massive sleet storm.... she told me to mind my owm business last time we talked.

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Marc with a c (x-post from /r/firstworldanarchists)

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Why I'm single

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He was told he couldn't sell the Dreamcast for $25 dollars because it didn't relate to computers

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May be more hilarious than malicious

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Judge not being specific enough!

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I asked my wife what nickname she wanted for her upcoming 10km run

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In Indiana, bars have to serve food.

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The girlfriend asked me to shovel a path to the garage (Xpost /r/Calgary)

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Told the dog to stay out of the kitchen.

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can you guys remove the motorcycle from this picture?

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When vents were requested to be cut into the turkey pot pie...

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The importance of grammar

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You're welcome, Mum (x-post /r/FirstWorldConformists)

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Anon works at Taco Bell (X-post /r/classic4chan)

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My 7 year old gets it.

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Things that end in -er

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It seems that malicious compliance begins young... from Miss 6

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[IMG] They asked for an photo, they got one...

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Google assistant

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No C4 Jeeps allowed on a Battlefield server.

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Please flush

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Asked our landlord for some tread on our stairs

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Chaotic Good (x post from r/funny)

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Well, that is exactly what it said to do.

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Found on r/vaxxhappened

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This is what you get when a local law requires one of our breweries to serve food.

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80-100 Words

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Go to your bed

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Buster Keaton, just following directions in The Playhouse (x-post from /r/silentmoviegifs)

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Ditto's one of us (xpost /r/first worldsanarchists)

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This bathroom closure:

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I ordered chickfila online for the first time. There was a slider for extra pickles. I set it to max. This is what I got.

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Disabled parking

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Workaround for new FDA e-cig regulations

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Please Touch - The Malicious Compliance is strong here

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Ordering from abroad

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He’s not wrong, though...

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This kid is going places

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Reimbursed for a lack of trouble

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The sign outside of the hotel I was staying at

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Another pedestrian walkway

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McDicious Compliance

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No Bikes Allowed

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Reddit user goes to McDonald's and asks for an Egg McMuffin with sausage and cheese only (x-post r/mildlyinfuriating)

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Don't mind if I do

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Quoted

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My Panera bagel order said sliced in half; I received this monstrosity

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A friend ordered Lemon Chicken and this is what she got

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I went in the sink

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48 random digits

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Radar, go to bed!

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Should I shit on the floor?

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Sign Compliance proof

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The NFL is cracking down on flashy touchdown celebrations

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I did exactly what the course wanted

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She is not allowed on the couch unless the dog bed is on it. She is 10, and knows full well what she's doing by now.

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On the side.

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Just paint what I gave you!

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I asked my dad for a cordless drill and this is what he gave me.

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I asked my husband to stop eating all my ice cream in the middle of the night. Well, he didn't eat ALL of it.

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Even Google Assistant is in on it

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Changing shirts

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She was told to put her head on the pillow.

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He did as instructed

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I'm not a designer, but I do have photoshop.

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Poem for the maliciously compliant (April 17th was Haiku day)

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UK Newspaper runs a front page campaign ad for the ruling conservative party underneath an in depth report on the drastic increase of families forced to resort to food banks.

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Hold my tools for ransom? Well here's your fucking ransom!

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We asked for extra bacon

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This guy Finally got his sick neck tat

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Draw a keyboard, the teacher said.

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Someone up the production line was told Just follow the print we gave you, so they literally wrote & S/N. I had to put the actual Serial Number right before it was sent out.

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This sign at a nearby restaurant

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THERE WERE FOUR F'S

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My 2-year-old was told to eat his ice IN the kitchen

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The dog is on a leash

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Well he did ... something ...

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Not technically my dog.

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Not sure what she had in mind

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Update: my landlord's tread tape

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At least he didn't park in the fire lane

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Do Not Break Seal

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Can't argue with that.

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Genius.

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ADA compliance... check!

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Boss told me to have my men comb the desert. They combed the desert

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Had a fight with the girlfriend about the pickles being hidden behind all the other food. I told her that I would buy more pickles and make them super obvious.

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Technically correct is the best correct

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[Google Assistant] How far away is the North Pole from the South Pole?

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When you make an Instagram account for your cat and the first DM you get is asking for nudes...

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My Grandmother has insisted for years that A good Scottish country house just isn't complete without a wall mounted stag head. My Mum finally caved. (X-post from r/JUSTNOMIL)

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I was told I couldn't use JCS as my ship ID tag because it was for group admins only. So I complied...

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I asked for extra tartar sauce on my Filet O Fish.

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Almost r/DeliciousCompliance

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They told me to get a cake for Tuesday

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Bike for sale

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Will Do (Xpost: r/cringepics)

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You can stay in the living room if you promise to poop here... I think my new puppy may be a smartass.

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