Babysitting my gf’s niece for the weekend. Putting toys away isn’t our strong suit.

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Removing elastic band from weights

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This some Far Cry healing shit

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Shot in the face by police while protesting.

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Seatbelt burn a few minutes after a pretty bad accident I was in this morning. I'm in a lot of pain, but at least I'm alive. Seatbelts save lives!

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Tny Hawk's hand after a skateboard injury.

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Rule 1 of the marathon. Wear nipple tape

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Saw a guy post his hand blister here and thought I’d show mine from the 4th of July.

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Uh, what? Was his vision that bad?

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Boil from spilling hot grease on my hand.

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Leg vs Lawnmower

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#MeToe

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Mountain bike crash.

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Kite boarder vs. sea wall

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Yay For Snow!

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RIP whoever you are.

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Slingshot nip

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It's a bird....it's a plane....it's a oh shit!

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Getting Hit By A 90mph Baseball Looks Like This.

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pretty bad bike crash found on insta

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Don’t run with spoons in your mouths, kids.

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Somebody Needs To Make This A Super Saiyan Gif.

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I see your burned finger, and raise you my flash-fried hand. Happened about a year and a half ago when I bumped a pot handle and tried to catch it without thinking.

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My 20f sister’s mouth after having all her teeth pulled for dentures

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Always Keep Your Eye On The Ball

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Jellyfish Wanted To Be Friends

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Expectations vs. Reality

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So she was a rock climber . . . and survived.

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Jesus is emerging from my broken leg bruise

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Hey everybody! Check out my lowrider! Do it! Do it Do it Do it now! I win competitions with stupid prizes! Woot Woot!

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My niece at her volleyball game today

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Tried to give my cat a bath lol

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I fell on my first run of the day.

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Toucant could and did.

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I listened to my intrusive thoughts and shoved my face in my sleeping cat's belly.

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Dude in Pompeii took one to the face.

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Is The Glass Labrynth Known For Its Donks?

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Today is the 2 year anniversary of me slicing off my nipple with trimming scissors. Don’t manscape when you’re exhausted!

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Fuk The Tooth Fairy!

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Assuming he's already gone to the hospital, because he's too relaxed . . . like he's already on pain meds.

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I think she went skating.

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So he did that shit on purpose, right?

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Don't try to open bottle with your eye. Bottle cap eye injury.

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Well that was fun!

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Meow.

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Knock Knock.

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Slipped on the last stair. Radial head replaced. Surgeon said the elbow was in 10 pieces just floating there when he sliced me open.

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He wanted to see what was in that hole. Guess what it was.

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Drunk fan slaps a cop

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I sprained my ankle attempting to fish.

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Flew over the handlebars of my moped with no helmet. Face scraped the pavement and also bent back some teeth.

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Crayon stuck in foot.

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Got this bad boy at work. I am a receptionist.

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Slapped the demons out of him

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I fell 15 feet and broke 16 bones!

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That definitely had to hurt

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0/10 would not recommend crushing your wrist

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Hey, here's a novel idea. Don't run with a spoon in your mouth!

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Grabbed a pan that was a lot hotter than I thought.

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My friend got kicked in the face by a horse and sent me this picture.

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It hurts just looking at it...

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ow! That mutherfuker.

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Never Go Full Russian.

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Forklift ran over my foot at work. No bones broken but the ER Dr said it would’ve been better if they HAD broken.

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Rally race

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Jackman pays the price for his drivers mistake

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Bad Day At The Track

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Finally an update with my prosthetics, it took a lot longer than I thought but it was worth the wait!

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Darwin Award. She thought she was jumping into some water.

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No!

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Roman spear still embedded in the bone 2,000 years later

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knock knock

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4,000 Graft Hair Transplant

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Skin after a needle punctures it, as seen from a scanning electron microscope.

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Power tool attachment snagged and ripped out my hair. NEVER bypass safety, folks!

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This little piggie went to the market.

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Dear Jesus.

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Drunken self surgery. The mole had to go. Electricians side cutters seemed appropriate.

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I had another seizure and fell and hit my head on the counter before hitting the tile floor.

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Dude Making Some Blood Donations (blood type No!!!!)

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Was kicked by a calf on my family’s farm

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Sometimes you have to smile through the pain. OC

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Stepdad

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My Son Fell Off The Trampoline

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Dallas Cowboys QB Dak Prescott’s ankle vs the Giants today

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Biker Caught In Hailstorm.

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Tore my bicep a week ago.

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Don't step on a sea urchin. Just don't.

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My MIL stepped off a curb wrong and broke both ankles...this is the worse of the two.

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Nicked myself

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M why M ???

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That's gotta hurt.

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Experienced skydiver... tried to do a superhero landing... OUCH!

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🚷 🚯 🚑 🚒 🏥 😱 ✝️ ⚰️

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England cricketer Joe Root holding his shattered groin protection after he got hit by a ball traveling 85-90mph or 130-140km h.

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Legend

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Me at 16 after getting hit in the head with a discus..and this was POST clean up

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Dog gets revenge for being neutered and that boy went full T-Rex.

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My grandad had a little accident and had to get a total of 31 stitches

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Lacrosse can be dangerous. Cup check

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Dislocating my knee whilst at the gym

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I know this is really gross compared to the rest of my post history, but I give no fucks lmao. Ankle crumbled up like a can after trying to hit the breaks during a 50mph impact.

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Before After Orthognathic Surgery

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Fell off a climbing wall.

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How does this even happen?!

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Guess She Didn't Like That Blackhawks Jersey.

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Don't start shit, there won't be shit.

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H2H

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From the Libertadores soccer game 1h ago

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Broke my toe this weekend

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My Doc thinks I disturbed something like a brown recluse when I dug out my closet out around two days ago. Definitely sore. I’m going to find it if I can today.

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Anybody got any questions for this guy?

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Water from a measuring cup in the microwave popped all over my hand when I opened up the microwave door. 2nd degree burn on all my fingers but the ring finger clearly got the brunt of it.

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Not sure if this belongs here, but it seems like it does...

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they said ski is fun

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maybe maybe maybe

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My shoes after walking around town

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Found this on my old laptop from my 85cc days

3yr ⋅

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Flex tape can’t fix that

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Fell off my ebike going 25 mph onto the concrete

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Eyelid caught in a jacket zipper

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Cholla cacti is unforgiving.

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Not a big deal just a scratch

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1 week after a 300 Degree oil wave.

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