THIS IS THE BASTARD...... So I was eating a sandwich the other day by the pier. Suddenly I was slapped hard in the back of the head!! I take the sandwich from my mouth in total shock, but then it was RIPPED out of my hand!!! Yes I was WING SLAPPED I the head and robbed by a seagull !10mo ⋅ DisadeVille ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This bird I took a picture of's shadow reveals his true personality.3yr ⋅ jbarttetet43543 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This bird I took a picture of's shadow reveals his true personality.4yr ⋅ Akai_Hana ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
not sure if this allowed, but look at this dick respecting social distancing.4yr ⋅ Tgreezie ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
They just agreed on a way to simultaneously break and shit on the window2yr ⋅ GiordanoBette ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This one has made my balcony his territory... Tries to scratch me if I'm outside.3yr ⋅ BD_secureIT ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This is Bill. Bill likes to eat my fish. Bill and I have a love/hate relationship.3yr ⋅ Sharon411 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Spent $4,000 on corrective eye surgery, only for her to scratch out the stitches within two days. Thanks, Bean.8mo ⋅ Mochipants ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
These birds getting plastered off fermented cherries in our backyard.4yr ⋅ dajung21 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This peacock pecked at his own reflection on a BMW for over half an hour3yr ⋅ Sosumi_rogue ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Thanks for rescuing us from the brink of extinction and all, but...3yr ⋅ Anniesoptera ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Keeps pecking the window and shouting at me while I'm trying to work. Dick.2yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Tomorrow my seeds will be on time!!!!... right Susan? why do you make me hurt you?4yr ⋅ serchy069 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Dicks blocking the entrance to the highway at 6:41 in the morning3yr ⋅ poliscijunki ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
these two mfs entered my house while on their search for a good nesting spot. and then pooped in one of the bedrooms.3yr ⋅ soap_muncher ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Greedy young Starling gets itself wedged in our fat ball feeder...10mo ⋅ langers1958 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
As I was pulling away from a job, these 2 pricks decided to occupy my toolbox and refuse leave3yr ⋅ Rykedan ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Thank you for the immense amount of love shown to Spikey, Bleach and Matthew Grey Goose Gubler. Here is a selfie they recently took. As always, Bleach is the one screaming into the void, and Matthew Grey Goose Gubler is the one who looks so mad that his hemorrhoids are gonna pop.3yr ⋅ iseeksilence ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Keeps pecking the window and shouting at me while I'm trying to work. Dick.5yr ⋅ Mustardbyname ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
He stole my lunch. But jokes on him, that’s a turkey hot dog. #GoMolucYourself FYI, he’s a rescue and his feathers are growing back now that he is getting more attention.2yr ⋅ ScottGengler ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
I left the room for two minutes, heard a squawk, and returned to this look of absolute triumph.4yr ⋅ clemfairie ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
This is pretty much me in the mornings when the birds are all being crazy and scary. Or when I encounter a bird 90% of the time. They’re scary and rude!3yr ⋅ RealHausFrau ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
We witnessed an amazing moment. What a great shot -Pink Robin 📸 @deepak_karra3yr ⋅ palprot ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
One evening I caught some crows getting into my recycling and even some on the neighbor's roofs.. I put a large rock on the lid to keep them out. The next morning I found this shit show... we were involved in a fly-by shooting.. a bit of fowl play, even...2yr ⋅ tned45 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Finally figured out why I keep coming home to little poops all over the house.4yr ⋅ Megalapteryx95 ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
These are my domestic geese. Spikey has angel wing syndrome in both wings, Matthew Grey Goose Gubler is not amused by anything and Bleach just screams all the time. It’s like living with a tornado siren.3yr ⋅ iseeksilence ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
He stole my lunch. But jokes on him, that’s a turkey hot dog. #GoMolucYourself FYI, he’s a rescue and his feathers are growing back now that he is getting more attention.4yr ⋅ VioletFalkor ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
Some would call this bird a dick others would call her/him a hero doing the lord's work4yr ⋅ VioletteKaur ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
He threw his breakfast dish and made a huge mess. Then did it again when I gave him a new dish. The bowl broke the second time and he cheered.4yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
STILL MISSING Greencheek Conure Missing Sept 06 on Valerio and Craner Ave in Sun Valley, California 91352 Her name is Kibby and she is a special needs bird. Possible Sighting of her on Sept 12 on Lull St & N Clybourn Ave in Sun Valley. Neighbor said she saw her fly toward the burbank airport area.2yr ⋅ ponderingprogressive ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
It's taken a long time, but I finally have my dicks in a row.5yr ⋅ weaponized_glitter ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
