If you're ever going through a rough patch, just remember...at least you chose the right branch.

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Turns out that font is not specified in AFI 36-2903. So I present to you Comic Sans

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Accelerate change....

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The traditional Airman with a Mustang. Best plate I've seen on base.

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Don’t even think about it

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I got furries banned from the air force base at keesler

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My uncle is an artist and former Army officer. He sent me an amazing piece that he did back in 1988 to hang in my office.

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Some of yall need to read this twice

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All she knows is that I work on airplanes

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Denied for retrain due to going to mental health in 2017

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Gotta get my Rage Against the Machine fix with my morning coffee

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Maybe if I work late, they’ll notice and I’ll get a strat....

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MX homies don't deserve it

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Goodest Boy Sticker for sale! (Link in comments)

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No u

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Civilians losing their minds over a leak. Meanwhile, in the military:

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Op that must be me! Toodles

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big oops, товарищ

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😂

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Al Udeid Pizza Cat Proof of Life

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Dang that’s crazy

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Just walk the other way...

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Some of you find camel spiders outside your shack, I find penguins.

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Vaffanculo

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#JustSpang/RamsteinThings

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I think about this guy at least once a week.

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Thank you for your service 🫡

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Air Show at Dover this weekend, and the community is calling the cops to report the noise...

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A Quick 20 Year Review; 6 PCSs, 1 overseas long tour, 1 short tour, 7 deployments, 1 marriage w/2 kids(no divorces!), 5 promotions, 1 Article 15, 2 ADAPT completions, 1 PT failure; a dodgy back and torn up shoulder; 4 uniform patterns(BDU, DCU, ABU, OCP) and a few life long friends. Been a good life

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PizzaCat is alive and well, competing with desert foxes for territory

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A1C slid these under the female dorms at DM...

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Meanwhile over in the Army

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ANG leaker really got arrested in that just-got-off-work sand-T and basketball shorts fit. Classic.

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I feel like there should be an automatic reminder around your 15.5 year mark...

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As someone who just joined i feel way more stable than i have ever felt as a working adult.

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I promote to civilian tomorrow

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Better luck next year, multi capable Captains

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cowabunga

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Wild ride

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First time this week!

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Apple trying hard to cop that look

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They hate us cuz they ain’t us

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How some think BAH works

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Never forget 2/4/2023

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Disappointed

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I hate my troop

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It be like that...

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The Hero we needed

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Langley AFB Armistead Gate

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HE DIDNT SHAVE BEFORE PT!

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*REPOSTED DUE TO OPSEC* Langley Chief is discriminating against Beards.

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Dear taxpayers, I’m sorry

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***HOT***

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It do be like that.

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Leave got cancelled! 😶‍🌫️

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Best part of my morning login process seeing this pupper

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Beer and cheap cigarette-scented labor

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A1C Drizz Massage speaks

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I can’t shoot to literally save my life.

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I don’t remember half of it

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Just be a normal person, please

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The AF had no way of knowing what would happen when they got rid of this training

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I’ll even agree with this haha

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Recruitment be like

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Road Guards. The few. The, weirdly, proud.

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Beep boop

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This is the real reason y'all want beards. The brass wants to keep them off to ensure they can tell which lardo to kick out

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Panty droppers 4sure

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Annnnnnnd that's 20 years in the books. Terminal leave starts today.

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75 years and we still haven’t evolved

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Gotta do more with less team

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I see your Comic Sans and raise you Old English.

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Covid was a wild time 🤪

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Found in the hallways in the dorms on base

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All Cyber AFSCs

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I see no lies

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My response to seeing numerous highly-upvoted posts that express remorse about entering the Air Force

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It’s perfect.

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All hail Dark Helmet!

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De-cluttering before PCS. I present 15 years of uniform changes.

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Commander after 4 attempted suicides in the wing recently:

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Decided to pick up a Steam Deck for my deployment. Best move I've ever made, all the best games right in the palm of my hand!

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Retention is 44%

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I just don't get what they're so afraid of

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idc if im doxxing myself. We cant keep letting the bx cant get away with this

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Me whenever I’m running around base housing wheezing my lungs out and the school bus driver waves and cheers me on every morning

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For the king of creep

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He cares about his people

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Yo everyone can chill I got the balloon down, now where’s my step promotion?

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🙃

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Well damn, I have to be an adult again.

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They are basically war heroes

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I just really like them :)

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Completed my retirement ceremony on 21 Oct and final out yesterday, AMA (u/412TW_CCC)

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Well I Guess We’re Good To Go Then.

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New AF symbol suggestion

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Do more with less, they say. It’ll be fun, they say.

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“Why don’t you have a seat right there for me, TSgt.”

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Oops

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To those questioning the Air Force, my room on TDY to Florida.

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TYFYS

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Helps with my step promotion package

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My secret agent 😍

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This makes me sad, I’m crusty now😅

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For the new guys

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Time to move on from Teams, CVR, and Skype

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Right in the feels

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Absentee Ballot Received and Processed

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Remember to thank the fine folks who ALMOST served as well

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Finland just joined NATO

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Dod releases names of the three soldiers killed yesterday

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We must protect this LT at all costs.

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are these the blues we want?

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Canadian counterpart left his CAC in the computer. So naturally I secured it properly before returning it to him.

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Cringe

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Which one of you dropped your Airman’s Coin at Thunder Mountain, Disneyland? Lol

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Proud of my Troops!

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You were 10 mins late for work

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It do be like that

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New Year's Topics

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Kind of wholesome

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My recruiter tried to get me to drop loadmaster and take crew chief

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TSgt Green is a unit 🤙

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IYAAYWOT

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Buckees pay got me rethinking my entire career in the world greatest air force

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It's just the logical evolution

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Independence Safety Brief: Don’t let it be you!

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It be like that sometimes.

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Love dealing with this every time I PCS

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Here’s a pic of that Chinese balloon currently over the US

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Exceeds most, if not all expectations

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Let them finish

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Be 15 minutes early

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Me on my deployment rn....

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BabylonBee dropping bombs lately

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You let everyone go. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission

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Just wanted to give cudos to my supervisor. He was told if he didn’t lose the weight he would be discharged. This is him now.

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RIP CMSgt Robin Williams (AAFES Hot Dog Guy)

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Y'all told me you wanted this

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bird strike go brrrrr

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Here’s a cheap meme for Thursday

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Someone’s gonna be pissed 🤠

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Just serve your country bro plz

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Let's hear them stories!

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